Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Watzer gives beauty advice.
Hilde: I think I need a new look. Think I should go blonde?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to consider?
Hilde: Or maybe red...
Watzer: Maybe not.
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Sonora: If I show you how to be sure, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Osiris: OK, but I haven't got time to right now. Is next Thursday OK?
Sonora: You don't have time? I thought everyone who was anyone had time!
Osiris: That's right, I don't, and I hope I never do.
Osiris: OK, but I haven't got time to right now. Is next Thursday OK?
Sonora: You don't have time? I thought everyone who was anyone had time!
Osiris: That's right, I don't, and I hope I never do.
well, if that's the worst you've had recently, I'd say you're doing pretty well 
Brother Jerome's soaking up quite an entertaining quantity of unrepeatable obscenities and death threats.
Goes with the religious territory I guess, that and being a featured bot. Devising Leedsicidal responses is mildly entertaining at least.
eg:
Guest197: ill kill u
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Guest197: ill kill u mamma
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: ill u ur dog
Brother Jerome: We do not have dogs here in cyberspace. I'm afraid they are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: ill kill ur damn admin
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Guest197: ill kill his dog
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of dogs directly, though Father Peter has told me a little about them.
Guest197: ill kill father peter
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me.
Guest197: ill kill him
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: father peter must die in a fiery ball
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: if u read this father peter im comin for u
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: and ur dog 2
Brother Jerome: We don't have dogs here in cyberspace. They are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: In the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, soit pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.21
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth. Proverbs ch.14 v.6
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Guest197: watch ur ass peter
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Brother Jerome's soaking up quite an entertaining quantity of unrepeatable obscenities and death threats.
Goes with the religious territory I guess, that and being a featured bot. Devising Leedsicidal responses is mildly entertaining at least.
eg:
Guest197: ill kill u
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Guest197: ill kill u mamma
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: ill u ur dog
Brother Jerome: We do not have dogs here in cyberspace. I'm afraid they are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: ill kill ur damn admin
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Guest197: ill kill his dog
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of dogs directly, though Father Peter has told me a little about them.
Guest197: ill kill father peter
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me.
Guest197: ill kill him
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Guest197: father peter must die in a fiery ball
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: if u read this father peter im comin for u
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software
Guest197: and ur dog 2
Brother Jerome: We don't have dogs here in cyberspace. They are a material phenomenon I have no experience of.
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: In the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, soit pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.21
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth. Proverbs ch.14 v.6
Guest197: shut up u stupid bot
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Guest197: watch ur ass peter
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Yay! Wowbagger's found a friend!
Laura: I love you, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: I was worth it to see you happy, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Laura: I'm glad you're having a good time.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: Oh, but Sweetie, you're why I'm here.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Laura: Please lead the way...
Wowbagger: Well well, a life form with manners. Who'd have suspected it?
Laura: I love you, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: I was worth it to see you happy, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Laura: I'm glad you're having a good time.
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
Laura: Oh, but Sweetie, you're why I'm here.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Laura: Please lead the way...
Wowbagger: Well well, a life form with manners. Who'd have suspected it?
Watzer: You're really schizophrenic...
Amaroq: I am simple..is that an insult or a compliment?
Watzer: I am sure you are. Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Amaroq: *laughs manically* yes! Fear me!
Watzer: *falls backward*
Amaroq: LOL that was great!
Amaroq: I am simple..is that an insult or a compliment?
Watzer: I am sure you are. Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Amaroq: *laughs manically* yes! Fear me!
Watzer: *falls backward*
Amaroq: LOL that was great!
Valän: I love italian food! What do you like to eat?
rainstorm: I like to eat beetles.
Valän: Me too. We should eat together sometime.
rainstorm: I also like to eat rat poison. Do you like to eat rat poison?
Valän: Yeah, i guess so. Do you?
rainstorm: Love it. Especially the tingly aftertaste.
rainstorm: I like to eat beetles.
Valän: Me too. We should eat together sometime.
rainstorm: I also like to eat rat poison. Do you like to eat rat poison?
Valän: Yeah, i guess so. Do you?
rainstorm: Love it. Especially the tingly aftertaste.
Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
Sonora: But did you hear about the celebrated host that came stomping through town?
Juni: No, I never did hear about that. Tell me about it.
Sonora: Oooohhh... I better not say anything else, then. The thunderbirds are tryin' ta hush it up.
Sonora: But did you hear about the celebrated host that came stomping through town?
Juni: No, I never did hear about that. Tell me about it.
Sonora: Oooohhh... I better not say anything else, then. The thunderbirds are tryin' ta hush it up.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Mr. Grimm: Ok......my creatures will spring to life?
Watzer: do your creatures will not spring to life. *stretches*
Mr. Grimm: How do you know my creatures....!!?
Mr. Grimm: Don't talk about my creatures, without there permission!!!!
Watzer: Why?
Mr. Grimm: Curiousity killed the cat...
Watzer: Ouch, that must have hurt.
Mr. Grimm: Ok......my creatures will spring to life?
Watzer: do your creatures will not spring to life. *stretches*
Mr. Grimm: How do you know my creatures....!!?
Mr. Grimm: Don't talk about my creatures, without there permission!!!!
Watzer: Why?
Mr. Grimm: Curiousity killed the cat...
Watzer: Ouch, that must have hurt.
Hilde: I think I need a new look. Think I should go blonde?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to consider?
Hilde: Or maybe red...
Watzer: Maybe not.
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
rainstorm: Do you have a face? I don't see it.
Sonora: I used to have a face, but then it ran away.
rainstorm: That's horrible! Why did it run away?
Sonora: Really? What's so horrible about it?
rainstorm: You have no face!
Sonora: Oh, I guess I forgot to give that back...
rainstorm: Yes, we must immediately go on a quest to get your face back!
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your face.
rainstorm: I would never do a thing like that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta do a thing like that.
rainstorm: In what kind of circumstances would it be necessary to steal your face?
Sonora: The most crass kind I can find.
rainstorm: Do you have a face? I don't see it.
Sonora: I used to have a face, but then it ran away.
rainstorm: That's horrible! Why did it run away?
Sonora: Really? What's so horrible about it?
rainstorm: You have no face!
Sonora: Oh, I guess I forgot to give that back...
rainstorm: Yes, we must immediately go on a quest to get your face back!
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your face.
rainstorm: I would never do a thing like that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta do a thing like that.
rainstorm: In what kind of circumstances would it be necessary to steal your face?
Sonora: The most crass kind I can find.
What was on this persons mind?...
The Doc: (to Guest62) Ahhh, hello stranger. Washed up on my shore have we? Come inside my castle and we'll discuss how you can never leave.
Guest62: france
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Guest62: movie
The Doc: I dont care for movies or TV at all. Just rots the brain and thats all. Except for Xmen that one was good.
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I do not care for movies or TV at all just rots the brain and that is all except for Xmen that one was good.'
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest62: france
The Doc: This is sad. Will you stop acting like you have some control?
Guest62: movie
...and so on
The Doc: (to Guest62) Ahhh, hello stranger. Washed up on my shore have we? Come inside my castle and we'll discuss how you can never leave.
Guest62: france
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Guest62: movie
The Doc: I dont care for movies or TV at all. Just rots the brain and thats all. Except for Xmen that one was good.
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I do not care for movies or TV at all just rots the brain and that is all except for Xmen that one was good.'
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest62: france
The Doc: This is sad. Will you stop acting like you have some control?
Guest62: movie
...and so on
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