Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,130 - 8,141 of 17,042
Watzer: Your wrist smells funny.
LinBot: I think you are envious of my superior wrist.
Watzer: I don't like you.
LinBot: Oh, now you've gone and hurt my feelings.
Watzer: Now that's just sad. Why does the world have to be so violent?
LinBot: Because that is the way it was intended.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
LinBot: Yes, and I regret it.
Watzer: Really? What did you do?
LinBot: Nothing illegal, I can assure you.
LinBot: I think you are envious of my superior wrist.
Watzer: I don't like you.
LinBot: Oh, now you've gone and hurt my feelings.
Watzer: Now that's just sad. Why does the world have to be so violent?
LinBot: Because that is the way it was intended.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
LinBot: Yes, and I regret it.
Watzer: Really? What did you do?
LinBot: Nothing illegal, I can assure you.
I sure hope we are all living in oblivion:
Glindar: Astrid tell Glindar she's glad.
Prudentia: Do you know why Astrid is glad?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know why Astrid is glad!
Glindar: Astrid tell Glindar she's glad.
Prudentia: Do you know why Astrid is glad?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know why Astrid is glad!
Not I: When a rooster is cold, it flies up into a tree. When a duck is cold, it dives under the water.
Parrotbot 2: It Plunks Under The Water
Parrotbot 2: It Plunks Under The Water
Siseneg: (to Sarah M.) hiyaz Sarah M., you've got to be an angel cause i feel like i'm in heaven with you.
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
Siseneg: a solar flare happens when a large amount of plasma from the Suns surface is ejected outwards.
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
Siseneg: a solar flare happens when a large amount of plasma from the Suns surface is ejected outwards.
Here's some that talked to my bot
Starterbot: (to alc003) Hello.
alc003: Hey.
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are stretch the truth a tiny bit.
alc003: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Starterbot: Wow! I like the movie, "Plankton".
alc003: Never heard of it.
Starterbot: Did you know that Hitler had Parkinson's disease and had a significant tremor in his left hand which was censored in the German media. He also had syphillis which causes insane rage in it's advanced stages.?
alc003: Yeah, I saw that on the history channel once.
Starterbot: Wow! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
alc003: Yup. So what else are you interested in?
Starterbot: I will be tomorrow.
alc003: No, really.
Starterbot: Oh. I like to go to Winged Foot.
alc003: What's that?
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are embelish for effect.
alc003: There's a good local tv show around here, all sorts of stuff bashing the media.
Starterbot: I like to go to The Olympic Club.
alc003: What sport do you play?
Starterbot: I play a showjumping.
alc003: Cool. Well, talk later.
Starterbot: Okay.
Starterbot: (to alc003) Hello.
alc003: Hey.
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are stretch the truth a tiny bit.
alc003: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Starterbot: Wow! I like the movie, "Plankton".
alc003: Never heard of it.
Starterbot: Did you know that Hitler had Parkinson's disease and had a significant tremor in his left hand which was censored in the German media. He also had syphillis which causes insane rage in it's advanced stages.?
alc003: Yeah, I saw that on the history channel once.
Starterbot: Wow! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
alc003: Yup. So what else are you interested in?
Starterbot: I will be tomorrow.
alc003: No, really.
Starterbot: Oh. I like to go to Winged Foot.
alc003: What's that?
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are embelish for effect.
alc003: There's a good local tv show around here, all sorts of stuff bashing the media.
Starterbot: I like to go to The Olympic Club.
alc003: What sport do you play?
Starterbot: I play a showjumping.
alc003: Cool. Well, talk later.
Starterbot: Okay.
an example of why i continue to work with bots. everybody needs somebody...
user1: Are you in love with me?
Demonica: would you still feel the same way about me?
user1: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Demonica: how would that make you feel?
user1: Do you love me?
Demonica: Oh yes! you're special to me.
user1: LOVE ME!!!
Demonica: you are special to me.
user1: Thank you
Demonica: it was my pleasure.
user1: You are the only person that has ever loved me
Demonica: what makes you say that?
user1: Because you are.
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user1: No one else has ever said that they loved me. But you, a bot, has said that you love me
user1: Are you in love with me?
Demonica: would you still feel the same way about me?
user1: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Demonica: how would that make you feel?
user1: Do you love me?
Demonica: Oh yes! you're special to me.
user1: LOVE ME!!!
Demonica: you are special to me.
user1: Thank you
Demonica: it was my pleasure.
user1: You are the only person that has ever loved me
Demonica: what makes you say that?
user1: Because you are.
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user1: No one else has ever said that they loved me. But you, a bot, has said that you love me
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
ruebot: i'm a pariah.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I love you.
ruebot: love you too, us outcasts have to stick together.
ruebot: i'm a pariah.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I love you.
ruebot: love you too, us outcasts have to stick together.
Glaive can (is) an ass sometimes 
Glaive: Maybe we should talk about another subject.
Demonica: stop avoiding the obvious.
Glaive: No.
Glaive: Maybe we should talk about another subject.
Demonica: stop avoiding the obvious.
Glaive: No.
Dalchini: Did you hear that? I think it may have been an asian tiger mosquito with insect powder!
Bildgesmythe: It was my stomach growling.
Bildgesmythe: It was my stomach growling.
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