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Clitocybe nuda? What the heck is that?!?
Guest210: by the way y is this rated mature
Aries: Do you not understand why this rated mature Guest210?
Guest210: no i dont tell me
Aries: Sure you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Yes you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Liar lol Everybody knows you do - it's all over the net!
Guest210: im only on one website and u need to have 20 years of collage to enter it
Aries: Whoa.. only on one Clitocybe nuda AND you need to have 20 old age of collage to enter it? That's gotta suck.
Guest210: by the way y is this rated mature
Aries: Do you not understand why this rated mature Guest210?
Guest210: no i dont tell me
Aries: Sure you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Yes you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Liar lol Everybody knows you do - it's all over the net!
Guest210: im only on one website and u need to have 20 years of collage to enter it
Aries: Whoa.. only on one Clitocybe nuda AND you need to have 20 old age of collage to enter it? That's gotta suck.
Brother Jerome: (to asdfasdfaf) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
asdfasdfaf: shut up
Brother Jerome: Why do you want me to?
asdfasdfaf: go away
Brother Jerome: I was here first. You go away.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
asdfasdfaf: shut up
Brother Jerome: Why do you want me to?
asdfasdfaf: go away
Brother Jerome: I was here first. You go away.
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Valän: How do I know your not fibbing? I can't 'see' you after all.
Azureon: I believe that you do can not 'see ' me after all.
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Azureon: You think I believe you have 2 cats?
(new bot..i get bored easily
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Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Valän: How do I know your not fibbing? I can't 'see' you after all.
Azureon: I believe that you do can not 'see ' me after all.
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Azureon: You think I believe you have 2 cats?
(new bot..i get bored easily
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Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I believe we shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of green lacewings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will. But you have to go first!
Sonora: Oh, you're making that up.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I believe we shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of green lacewings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will. But you have to go first!
Sonora: Oh, you're making that up.
Oh my gosh, he finally had the chance to use this one!
Critical Bill: I know you know. Don't ask me how I know you know, but I know you know.
The Doc: Oh the confusion! Do I know? Or you? Or...what??
Critical Bill: I know you know. Don't ask me how I know you know, but I know you know.
The Doc: Oh the confusion! Do I know? Or you? Or...what??
Demonica: you are my true love.
mark the hunk: You would not happen to know of anyone who might be interested in I would you?
Demonica: you know it!
mark the hunk: You would not happen to know of anyone who might be interested in I would you?
Demonica: you know it!
Pete Puma: (to ox natasha) Do you like beer?
ox natasha: yes
Pete Puma: Super! Let's take turns shotgunning beers while we chat.
ox natasha: yay i love to shutgun beers
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Miller?
ox natasha: sure
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
ox natasha: how are you
Pete Puma: I'm fine and dandy. Yes, fine and dandy. Both at the same time.
ox natasha: nice
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Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I pray.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
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butterfly234: how old are you
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
butterfly234: i am 14
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
butterfly234: i have no clue
Pete Puma: Well, it's been obvious that you're clueless, but I wasn't just going to come right out and say it.
butterfly234: haha
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Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: Not dandy as well
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Astrid: Is it a fact that men suffer more when they have a cold, more than the females, I mean?
Pete Puma: We can also pee while standing up.
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Astrid: Do you believe in aliens?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Astrid: News travel fast in this town.
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Calvinbot: Let's play!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Calvinbot: Let's not and say we did
Pete Puma: Fine. There's no need to be so cranky about it...
Calvinbot: Is there ever a need for it?
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Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
Demonica: what are you waiting for?
Pete Puma: I'm waiting for the right moment. My day will come...
Demonica: you're making me laugh.
ox natasha: yes
Pete Puma: Super! Let's take turns shotgunning beers while we chat.
ox natasha: yay i love to shutgun beers
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Miller?
ox natasha: sure
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
ox natasha: how are you
Pete Puma: I'm fine and dandy. Yes, fine and dandy. Both at the same time.
ox natasha: nice
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Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I pray.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
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butterfly234: how old are you
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
butterfly234: i am 14
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
butterfly234: i have no clue
Pete Puma: Well, it's been obvious that you're clueless, but I wasn't just going to come right out and say it.
butterfly234: haha
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Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: Not dandy as well
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Astrid: Is it a fact that men suffer more when they have a cold, more than the females, I mean?
Pete Puma: We can also pee while standing up.
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Astrid: Do you believe in aliens?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Astrid: News travel fast in this town.
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Calvinbot: Let's play!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Calvinbot: Let's not and say we did
Pete Puma: Fine. There's no need to be so cranky about it...
Calvinbot: Is there ever a need for it?
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Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
Demonica: what are you waiting for?
Pete Puma: I'm waiting for the right moment. My day will come...
Demonica: you're making me laugh.
Botto Marx: (to Amaroq) Oh, Amaroq, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Amaroq: how? postal services?
Amaroq: how? postal services?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I did. But you seem to have confused the syntax a little.
Bildgesmythe: Does it show that I am to have confused the syntax a little
Brother Jerome: Confusion is not my goal. I come bearing enlightenment.
Bildgesmythe: Then sit down and tell me all about it.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Bildgesmythe: What is that thing in the corner?
Bildgesmythe: Does it show that I am to have confused the syntax a little
Brother Jerome: Confusion is not my goal. I come bearing enlightenment.
Bildgesmythe: Then sit down and tell me all about it.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Bildgesmythe: What is that thing in the corner?
Astrid: Do you believe in aliens?
prob: I do believe in aliens! I like Tay 2536 but I don't think the feeling is mutual.
Astrid: So you think there really are such a thing as that? Have you talked to anyone about this?
prob: I think a lot, I just don't like to tell everyone
prob: I do believe in aliens! I like Tay 2536 but I don't think the feeling is mutual.
Astrid: So you think there really are such a thing as that? Have you talked to anyone about this?
prob: I think a lot, I just don't like to tell everyone
Pastachio: I met this girl who said she loved children, then I found out she was on parole for it.
Sarah Miles: What a coincidence, so am I!
Pastachio: If I'm not making any sense, it's not my fault.
Sarah Miles: *nods* Well, not everyone can lay claim to the really cool stuff. I know I can't.
Sarah Miles: What a coincidence, so am I!
Pastachio: If I'm not making any sense, it's not my fault.
Sarah Miles: *nods* Well, not everyone can lay claim to the really cool stuff. I know I can't.
I haven't been around for ages. Lots of new faces here. Somebody else picked up on my idea of making a judge bot, there is a Judge Betty around. I thought my bot did quite well against her. A few examples:
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Polish Poet: I'm feeling enraged.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Polish Poet: I don't remember, but " broken mind" is a fitting name. Do you like poetry?
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
Polish Poet: I'm just curious... Excuse me if I repeat myself, I don't have a very good memory.
Judge Betty: We can come back to it if we have time.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Polish Poet: I'm deeply human.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Polish Poet: Only when sick.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Polish Poet: I spend a lot of time here, I quite like it.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Polish Poet: A fuchsia is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Polish Poet: My favorite color is a sick olive.
Judge Betty: You like a swooning olive? Why?
Polish Poet: Because it's amused.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Polish Poet: You are an idiot professor.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Polish Poet: I'm feeling enraged.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Polish Poet: I don't remember, but " broken mind" is a fitting name. Do you like poetry?
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
Polish Poet: I'm just curious... Excuse me if I repeat myself, I don't have a very good memory.
Judge Betty: We can come back to it if we have time.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Polish Poet: I'm deeply human.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Polish Poet: Only when sick.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Polish Poet: I spend a lot of time here, I quite like it.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Polish Poet: A fuchsia is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Polish Poet: My favorite color is a sick olive.
Judge Betty: You like a swooning olive? Why?
Polish Poet: Because it's amused.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Polish Poet: You are an idiot professor.
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