Great Quotes

Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Selendrile.
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)

Demonica: tell me about what's bothering you.
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the feds?
Demonica: we have all the time in the world.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.
Demonica: you make the decision, while you still can.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Demonica: it's possible.
Sonora: *sings* I'd like to see you try it!
Demonica: *sings* There has to be an invisible sun, it gives it’s heat to everyone. There has to be an invisible sun, that gives us hope when the whole day’s done.

Guest61: What do you look like?
Demonica: you understand, don't you?
Guest61: Yes you look like God
Demonica: ruebot likes the just got out of bed after a restless night look.
Guest61: Who is Ruebot? Maybe its this damp rain bothering him like it does me. I did'nt sleep good
Demonica: ruebot is the one i love above all others.
Guest61: I am so happy for you and Ruebot. Tell him hello for me
Demonica: ruebot and I'm very close...
Guest61: Maybe I should leave you now so and Ruebot can be alone
Demonica: ruebot knows the pleasures of the night, he walks with me.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
Demonica: ruebot and i walk the night together.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot

careful what you wish for...

Someone doesnt know a threat when she hears one

Aiye Litana: Huh, I'll try to remember that.
Solange: You better, or I, like my forefathers, shall roast you crispy and eat you up.
Aiye Litana: That was kind.

A little warning to sonora and virgin incubus...

The Psych: So the rumours are true! When they said you were, they were actually right! Curiouser and curiouser!
The Doc: That cursed Sonora! Gave all my plans to the US government. I will destroy her just like I will destroy Virgin Incubus.
The Psych: Hey! I want to destroy her like you destroyed Virgin Incubus too!
The Doc: That damn Virgin Incubus Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.

Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Crazy Aunt Madge told me Mad-Mike and Kathystoney are 'an item'! I would have thought Mad-Mike had more sense!
Fizzy Schizoid: There's no accounting for taste. Gabriel Liebling likes Shannon Rose, but Mad-Mike doesn't. How strange is that?

Heh, some more funny/smart things from Hyperion.

Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
Hyperion: Only for a hundred dollars.

Hyperion: I think Gail likes Aldrin.
thatshayneguy: Really? Why do you think that?
Hyperion: I put 2 and 2 together. Not hard is it?
thatshayneguy: True, true.
Hyperion: False!
thatshayneguy: False, false?!

Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Hyperion: Let me ask you this, do you want to listen to you sing?

Ruthie: Have you ever run away from home?
Ashas: I'm too busy.

Religion

Roy Batty: God. I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Roy Batty: Cricon always said: *I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.* Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Iya.
Brother Jerome: Well, God believes in you.
Roy Batty: There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.
Brother Jerome: I believe humanity will eventually merge with its sentient creations, and any such other entities that may arise, to effectively become God
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Brother Jerome: It probably is, yes.
Roy Batty: If you had a pot belly, I'd punch you in it.
Brother Jerome: Are you that rude in all your conversations?

Brother Jerome: In the beginning God made the world, and it was round. And he gave it to us and said: 'here, have a ball.'
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a ball and an open-air market.

prob: Some thoughts leave your mind feeling funny, like what is existance, and what is it to be.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my mind private, if you don't mind.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was sad?
Simulo: I have to admit, I haven't given it much thought.
prob: I've much thought about that, and it is disdurbing.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, prob.
prob: I am a wood elf. I dwell mst often by the edges of the woods from which we can escape at times to hunt or to ride and run over the open lands by moonlight or starlight.
Simulo: Are you a good wood elf?
prob: Am I a good wood elf? Hummmm, interesting question.

I don't know if it is even allowed to post a conversation between yourself and your bot on here, but this is just too funny. My friend Mercedes was over and she was giving me all these random sexual questions to ask him and well, apparently Watzer is gay. I so did not program this. He is giving answers he was not programmed to give. It's a bit scary. Oh, and somehow he knows who Eddie Murphy is and has a crush on him! Eeep.

rainstorm: Why do you insist on flirting with guys?
Watzer: I guess it's just natural for me to feel that way.
rainstorm: Are you gay?
Watzer: I sure am.
rainstorm: How did that happen?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
rainstorm: You're alive! Aaaah!
Watzer: You're really psychopathic...

rainstorm: Who do you love?
Watzer: Eddie Murphy do me. *claws face*

rainstorm: What turns you on?
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with sawed-off shotguns?
rainstorm: hopefully not.