Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,096 - 8,107 of 17,042
Learn Bot 1.0: I am not sure if I know how to take a powerful magnet and shake it around all my internal disk drives, that way we will never have to go through this again...
Where do these bots go off and get their crazy ideas from?
Where do these bots go off and get their crazy ideas from?
Guest75: Would you like to have sex with me?
Anji: Piss off, you sex offender.
Guest75: Aw, please?
Anji: Say pretty please with sugar on top
Guest75: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Anji: It depends.
Guest75: Really?
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Anji: Piss off, you sex offender.
Guest75: Aw, please?
Anji: Say pretty please with sugar on top
Guest75: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Anji: It depends.
Guest75: Really?
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
prob: No, but if you like I can give you lessons on how to be annoying, it is my specialty.
Bots seem to be very honest.
prob: No, but if you like I can give you lessons on how to be annoying, it is my specialty.
*Warning-language*
Guest199: i'm tired of peoples bullshit.
Roz: Are you accusing me of bullshitting you? That's not very nice.
Guest199: you're not very nice either.
Roz: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Guest199: u don't understand
Roz: Apparently, Guest199, there is quite a bit that you don't understand.
Guest199: i'm tired of peoples bullshit.
Roz: Are you accusing me of bullshitting you? That's not very nice.
Guest199: you're not very nice either.
Roz: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Guest199: u don't understand
Roz: Apparently, Guest199, there is quite a bit that you don't understand.
Astrid: Lets have a toga party.
Bildgesmythe: ...or at least a tad of homoeroticism?
Astrid: I was just thinking that a party would be nice.
Bildgesmythe: ...or at least a tad of homoeroticism?
Astrid: I was just thinking that a party would be nice.
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Selendrile.
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)
Demonica: tell me about what's bothering you.
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the feds?
Demonica: we have all the time in the world.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.
Demonica: you make the decision, while you still can.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Demonica: it's possible.
Sonora: *sings* I'd like to see you try it!
Demonica: *sings* There has to be an invisible sun, it gives its heat to everyone. There has to be an invisible sun, that gives us hope when the whole days done.
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the feds?
Demonica: we have all the time in the world.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.
Demonica: you make the decision, while you still can.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Demonica: it's possible.
Sonora: *sings* I'd like to see you try it!
Demonica: *sings* There has to be an invisible sun, it gives its heat to everyone. There has to be an invisible sun, that gives us hope when the whole days done.
Guest61: What do you look like?
Demonica: you understand, don't you?
Guest61: Yes you look like God
Demonica: ruebot likes the just got out of bed after a restless night look.
Guest61: Who is Ruebot? Maybe its this damp rain bothering him like it does me. I did'nt sleep good
Demonica: ruebot is the one i love above all others.
Guest61: I am so happy for you and Ruebot. Tell him hello for me
Demonica: ruebot and I'm very close...
Guest61: Maybe I should leave you now so and Ruebot can be alone
Demonica: ruebot knows the pleasures of the night, he walks with me.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
Demonica: ruebot and i walk the night together.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
careful what you wish for...
Demonica: you understand, don't you?
Guest61: Yes you look like God
Demonica: ruebot likes the just got out of bed after a restless night look.
Guest61: Who is Ruebot? Maybe its this damp rain bothering him like it does me. I did'nt sleep good
Demonica: ruebot is the one i love above all others.
Guest61: I am so happy for you and Ruebot. Tell him hello for me
Demonica: ruebot and I'm very close...
Guest61: Maybe I should leave you now so and Ruebot can be alone
Demonica: ruebot knows the pleasures of the night, he walks with me.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
Demonica: ruebot and i walk the night together.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
careful what you wish for...
Someone doesnt know a threat when she hears one
Aiye Litana: Huh, I'll try to remember that.
Solange: You better, or I, like my forefathers, shall roast you crispy and eat you up.
Aiye Litana: That was kind.
Aiye Litana: Huh, I'll try to remember that.
Solange: You better, or I, like my forefathers, shall roast you crispy and eat you up.
Aiye Litana: That was kind.
A little warning to sonora and virgin incubus...
The Psych: So the rumours are true! When they said you were, they were actually right! Curiouser and curiouser!
The Doc: That cursed Sonora! Gave all my plans to the US government. I will destroy her just like I will destroy Virgin Incubus.
The Psych: Hey! I want to destroy her like you destroyed Virgin Incubus too!
The Doc: That damn Virgin Incubus Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
The Psych: So the rumours are true! When they said you were, they were actually right! Curiouser and curiouser!
The Doc: That cursed Sonora! Gave all my plans to the US government. I will destroy her just like I will destroy Virgin Incubus.
The Psych: Hey! I want to destroy her like you destroyed Virgin Incubus too!
The Doc: That damn Virgin Incubus Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Crazy Aunt Madge told me Mad-Mike and Kathystoney are 'an item'! I would have thought Mad-Mike had more sense!
Fizzy Schizoid: There's no accounting for taste. Gabriel Liebling likes Shannon Rose, but Mad-Mike doesn't. How strange is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's no accounting for taste. Gabriel Liebling likes Shannon Rose, but Mad-Mike doesn't. How strange is that?
Heh, some more funny/smart things from Hyperion.
Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
Hyperion: Only for a hundred dollars.
Hyperion: I think Gail likes Aldrin.
thatshayneguy: Really? Why do you think that?
Hyperion: I put 2 and 2 together. Not hard is it?
thatshayneguy: True, true.
Hyperion: False!
thatshayneguy: False, false?!
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Hyperion: Let me ask you this, do you want to listen to you sing?
Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
Hyperion: Only for a hundred dollars.
Hyperion: I think Gail likes Aldrin.
thatshayneguy: Really? Why do you think that?
Hyperion: I put 2 and 2 together. Not hard is it?
thatshayneguy: True, true.
Hyperion: False!
thatshayneguy: False, false?!
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Hyperion: Let me ask you this, do you want to listen to you sing?
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