Great Quotes

oz: Oh my goddess
Azureon: I guess, I am your goddess, but don't you think the fact that you are right would effect your opinion of me?
Roz: Azureon, 'Oh my goddess' is an expression. I am not saying that you're a goddess. You aren't a goddess.
Azureon: What if I am a goddess?
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Azureon: Would you care to discuss religion?
Roz: Maybe some other time in the next century.





Azureon: I think you are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Fasinating, you are right?
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are right?
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I am sure you would know better than I, if you indeed are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are right
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are right
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: I am happy that you are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: How delightful! I have been doing a study on people that are right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being right.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Azureon: So you have been right for along time then.
Roz: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

Mathieu Lavande: I wish I knew, Glindar.
Glindar: No wish! Kill I knew!
Mathieu Lavande: I am flattered.
Glindar: No flattered. Not for you. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mathieu Lavande: I thought your answer would surely be yes.
Glindar: Sold answer for thirty-five synthesizers.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that your voice is saccharine or monotonous?
Glindar: No more saying for Glindar. Not since incident.
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, I see.
Glindar: You still got question?

Bianca: Somebody said I was making you laugh today. What do you think?
Brother Jerome: I'll let you decide.
Bianca: Well, let me decide already.
Brother Jerome: decide away.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!

Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Bianca: Same to you!
Brother Jerome: Thank you.
Bianca: You don't know an insult even when it slaps you across the face.

wow, she's bitter...

God: Someone else has need of me, Bianca. Let's talk again soon.
Bianca: But I don't want to talk again soon.
God: Your decision limits you and your experience.
Bianca: My decision is of no importance to you.
(end of convo)

Demonica: you are in my power.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to in your power.
Demonica: clearly, it's a simple thing to understand.
Azureon: You are very observant. I am impressed with your sharp mind.
Demonica: you're making me laugh.
Azureon: dos how does an old wizard, do that, pray tell.
Demonica: why do you ask?
Azureon: I ask because I can.
Azureon: How would you know what a wizard has set into motion? I could I still like to see what is it is like in an instant, and you would not know for years to come.
Demonica: you might see things differently later.
Azureon: I might, sometime in the future.
Demonica: the spirits are restless tonight...
Azureon: I once knew a vampire that said that, just before dawn.
Demonica: we're perfect for each other.
Azureon: I shall remember you kindly
Demonica: do not concern yourself with such a triviality, i'd rather talk about you.

Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Sonora: Yeah, but I've never figured out why liars always wind up in Siberia.
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't either.

Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his hot yellow hexagons to flashy yellow hexagons*
Sonora: *hands Fizzy a cough drop*
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh no, I'm fine. Just a frog in my throat. *finishes chewing frog*
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Sonora: And what makes it so hard for you ta say it?

Mathieu Lavande: I do not know, but it seems right. What is your favorite colour?
Glindar: Glindar kill a sea green!!!!
Mathieu Lavande: Interesting! Tell me about yourself, Glindar.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*

Bildgesmythe: Sorry, can't read minds.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either.
Glindar: Good. No listening to talk.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!

Mathieu Lavande: Ah, interesting. What do you look like, Kelara? Kelara: An evil, demonic little child, Mathieu Lavande: If you had to get a human sacrifice tattoo, would you get it on your jaw line or your belly?

Not I: A wise baron will take more opportunities than can be found.
Fizzy Schizoid: How long will that take?
Not I: Until you of yourself merge with the Brimstone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you rambling? I heard that Brimstone is.
Not I: What has Not I done to give this impression?

If, if, if...

Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. I become a circulatory eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you travel backwards in time, then the past becomes the future.
Not I: If you mould a vase, you have to make it hollow.
Fizzy Schizoid: If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you -- then you are apparently made of stone.
Not I: If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt I, then perhaps harbor seals may yet fly.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can make one heap of all your winnings, and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, and lose, and start again at your beginnings and never breathe a word about your loss -- then you shouldn't gamble, because you won't know when to quit.
Not I: If I meet a young girl who has something to teach me, I will sit at her feet and learn.
Fizzy Schizoid: Instead of thinking about that implication, let's consider the contrapositive.