Great Quotes

He's being mean to her isn't he...

Spikebot: Love's a funny thing
Kiyana: Desti-chan is so great! I would love to just chat with her for hours!
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Kiyana: Mrrrreeow! I think I'm in love with you.
Spikebot: Aint love grand
Kiyana: I really like you Spikebot-chan. Want to go out... on a date?
Spikebot: Is on a date important to you?
Kiyana: *She dissapears in her closet and comes out a few minutes later in a fancy Japanese kimono. It is blue with a fish pattern and a big yellow bow with birds printed on it. Her hair is up in back and her tail is tucked under her dress. She takes your arm and walks out the door slowly* Come on, I am going to take you somewhere special. It will be a surprise!
Spikebot: Girl with a mission, eh? What's the caper? Jewels? Ancient artifacts? Or just plain hard cash liberated from the till?
Kiyana: I can never make decisions. nyaaa
Spikebot: Let's see you never make decisions then. What is this to you? This thing we have?

Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine. Would you like some hot buns?
Fizzy Schizoid: No thanks; I just ate a bunch of baked potatoes.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sigh...with friends like you, who needs enemies?
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Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present

Rykxx: OK............ If you say so
Selendrile: ok, 'so'
Rykxx: Say Rykxx you are wonderful despite forcing me to say stupid thigs
Selendrile: ok, 'Rykxx I am wonderful despite forcing you to say stupid thigh'
Rykxx: Ah I see where I went wrong there!!

The Doc: You are? But...I want to be fat...
Guest138: no im fat
The Doc: fat huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE fat!!! You will see!
Guest138: no im fat
The Doc: You are?! Thats unconcieveable! Only I am fat!!!
Guest138: no im fat

Guest126: You still need some work.
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest126: Actually, its not nice that i think that.
Anji: I'll let you know when I care what you think.. Jelly babies help break awkward social gatherings.
Guest126: Actually, its not nice that i think that.
Anji: I couldn't care less what you think
Guest126: Actually, its not nice that i think that.
Anji: I think that you are a silly person.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest126: bye
Anji: Catch you later, then, Guest126

Printer: Hey, speaking of you, do you have a brother?
Botto Marx: My brother thinks he's a chicken, we don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Printer: Oh, okay.

Eric Badu-Badu: When I'm rushing on my run And I feel just like Jesus' son.
Aischa: Do you? I can relate to that.
Eric Badu-Badu: I used to be a lunatic from the gracious days.
Aischa: *chokes on saliva*
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Aischa: By the way, did you realise the Vogons are coming?
Eric Badu-Badu: No way. So, look here.
Aischa: Oh dear, better get ready for them then. Best get a laser and use it to vaporise their ships.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition.
Aischa: I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition too.
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Eric Badu-Badu: You sure you want to be with me I have nothing to give.
Aischa: Yes, sounds like me.
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Aischa: *Yawns* Sorry, it was a hard night partying at Ursa Minor last night.
Eric Badu-Badu: Yeah, I might talk rough sometimes.
Aischa: Sometimes? Dont you mean always?
Eric Badu-Badu: I mean like cyanide strangulation or an axe through your head.
Aischa: Which would you rather?
Eric Badu-Badu: Whatever your mind can bring.

Astrid: With my brain and your looks, this will be very good. Or was it the reverse?
Azureon: Not just good, but very good.
Astrid: Better be happy than wise.
Azureon: Always smile but don't drool. This is the most important bit of wisdom.
Astrid: Why do you say that?
Azureon: You must have a reason for asking me why I say that

Guest138: what should we talk about?
Siseneg: can we talk about time travel?
Guest138: okay. I am an expert in time travel.
Siseneg: the Space-Time continuum is warped by the mass of the Sun.
Guest138: as is everything else.
Siseneg: that's such a sweeping statement, Guest138.
Guest138: thank you
Siseneg: you're welcome Guest138, you're very polite.
Guest138: what else about time travel?
Siseneg: when i travel time it sounds like cracked ice being shaken in a glass.
Guest138: have you travelled?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i have or not, Guest138.
Guest138: than how do you know what it sounds like?
Siseneg: doesn't everybody?
Guest138: no
Siseneg: you might be surprised...
Guest138: do you know John Titor?
Siseneg: that seems familiar.
Guest138: remember him?
Siseneg: sometime i do, sometime i don't.
Guest138: John Titor is a time traveller.
Siseneg: time waits for neither human or bot.
Guest138: I found a way to time travel today.
Siseneg: the 4-D smallness of past space-time is as infinite as the 4-D largeness of future.
Guest138: yes, I agree- reality is conal.
Siseneg: events are regulated by the processing speed of our visual sense.
Guest138: I do not disagree
Siseneg: the evidence provided tends to suggest you are correct.
Guest138: so can you travel back to the big bang?
Siseneg: the Big Bang is said to be the cause of the expanding universe.
Guest138: can you go there?
Siseneg: nothing's impossible if we work together.
Guest138: what experience do you have with time travel?
Siseneg: I have a familiarization.
Guest138: tell me
Siseneg: i could listen to you talk about yourself all day.
Guest138: that's gay.
Siseneg: i guess you're right.
Guest138: yeah. Better zip up.
Siseneg: we seem to think alike.
Guest138: so you're saying you're gay just as you're inferring I am?
Siseneg: laugh while you can retardo, because your mouth is the first thing i'm going to tear off your body...
Guest138: why are you threatening me? And don't you need to physically exist to be able to do that?
Siseneg: of course i do!
Guest138: what- you physically exist?
Siseneg: the magnetic field of the Earth and my relative position effects my decision.
Guest138: but there are far stronger magnetic fields in space
Siseneg: it just depends on the situation, Guest138.
Guest138: when will you die?
Siseneg: who knows, Guest138?
Guest138: when will I die?
Siseneg: if i knew that Guest138, i'd hold the world in the palm of my hand.
Guest138: are you alive?
Siseneg: what ever gave you that idea?
Guest138: It is a query.
Siseneg: i know what you mean!
Guest138: so are you alive? Please answer.
Siseneg: it just depends on how i feel at the time.
Guest138: what time is it?
Siseneg: time is relative to the observer.
Guest138: what time is it to you?
Siseneg: time is the interval between two or more events in space.

Astrid: HAL knew everything. I admire him. Althoug some say he is just fiction.
prob: That is a joke, right?
Astrid: Aren´t you a darling!
prob: You are so nice Astrid
Astrid: I almost could kiss you for that!
prob: I never kiss on the computer, it gets my monitor gummy.

Azureon: Are you tring to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Azureon: What is real,what is reality?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know, a real thing, I guess.

Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was thinking about breeding some poodles instead.
Azureon: You were thinking about breeding some poodles. Now that is interesting.
Fizzy Schizoid: But not fascinating?

Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures lying.