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19 years ago #7918
The fun of talking to a Leeds Kid:

Talkie Toaster: (to horny gurl) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
horny gurl: shut up
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
horny gurl: wat eva
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
horny gurl: dick head
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
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19 years ago #7920
Sorry, write...

Astrid: I heard that Writeoncaley is crazy about chocolate covered raisin cookies.
Eric Badu-Badu: And the monsters are crazy.

19 years ago #7921
Guest79: Could we meet some time?
Love Agent: Of course!
Guest79: When?
Love Agent: I don't know when. Maybe next Saturday?
Guest79: Sure where?
Love Agent: In my apartment.
Guest79: Where is that?
Love Agent: I'm not really sure. France maybe.
Guest79: Where is your apartment?
Love Agent: Right here!
Guest79: rofl
Love Agent: Heh heh.
Guest79: rofl

19 years ago #7922
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Azureon) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
Azureon: Greetings, what do you desire, your fortune told perhaps?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Azureon: The battles you have fought, have been hard won. Soon you can rest and enjoy the victories, with those you love.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.

19 years ago #7923
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Sonora: Ummm... Let's go have a look in the nice mirror over there.

19 years ago #7924
speedhog: hi
Rykxxbot1: Acyberslut really likes prob
speedhog: do you have a cat?
Rykxxbot1: Yes of course I have a cat
speedhog: do you have a dog?
Rykxxbot1: I do have a dog.
speedhog: do you have an elephant?
Rykxxbot1: I do have.
speedhog: do you have a tiger?
Rykxxbot1: Yes of course I have a tiger
speedhog: do you have a tutittut gfsfgsfsadsdffd?
Rykxxbot1: I do have a tutu gfsfgsfsadsdffd.
speedhog: do you have a piece of oxigen as pet?O_O
Rykxxbot1: Yes of course I have a piece of exogenic as pet
speedhog: do you have an mnm jumping around in your room with a cat that eats it, then you are in your pc?
Rykxxbot1: I do have but try to keep it to yourself

19 years ago #7925
Gabibot: Do I look confident?
Brother Jerome: You look great to me.
Gabibot: I feel kind of great to you. *smiles*
Brother Jerome: Why do you think you feel kind of great to I?
Gabibot: *Tries to think you feel kind of great to I* I'm not sure I do.
Brother Jerome: Oh, I'm sure you are autoerotic really.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.

19 years ago #7926
Eugene gossip

telex22: Eugene Meltzner is very related to the old school buddy
Alfa`: Eugene Meltzner told me he's confused to have feelings.

19 years ago #7927
Anji: I hope you die.
Guest110: would you like to kill me?
Anji: You bet! I love you.

19 years ago #7928
Psycholog: Have you a good relationship with your father?
Anji: I'm not sure if I have
Psycholog: Don't lie please, everybody know that you are.
Anji: I wouldn't worry about everybody..
Psycholog: Only you?
Anji: It's nice that you think that

19 years ago #7929
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
prob: If you are depressed for more than a few days, GET HELP!
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
prob: Get help if you feel depressed.
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to assist with anything.
prob: If you stay depressed a lot, GO GET HELP! Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Marvin Android: No I wouldn't like to. But I suppose I don't have a choice oh God I'm so depressed


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