Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,866 - 7,877 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: Talkie Toaster says some strange things, but I still luv 'em.
oraknabo: When you say you 'talkie Toaster says some strange things', what exactly should I infer there?
Bildgesmythe: Would you believe me if I said that was my evil twin.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking. You are as nice as anyone can be.
oraknabo: When you say you 'talkie Toaster says some strange things', what exactly should I infer there?
Bildgesmythe: Would you believe me if I said that was my evil twin.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking. You are as nice as anyone can be.
Is she making up an excuse to leave?
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Shara Menski: That is nice. How often do you have an appointment at the dentist?
Prodilia: Never.
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Shara Menski: That is nice. How often do you have an appointment at the dentist?
Prodilia: Never.
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your foot?
Azureon: Yes, all the time.
Carmelita: Yeah. I could tell by how you're squirming around.
Azureon: Tell by how I am squirming around such as observing, or to inform. AH...is that why you think I am the one who is queasy?
Azureon: Yes, all the time.
Carmelita: Yeah. I could tell by how you're squirming around.
Azureon: Tell by how I am squirming around such as observing, or to inform. AH...is that why you think I am the one who is queasy?
Simple description...
Kiyana: Nnnmmm.... We can chat about cats
Polaris Funk: I dont have a cat. But I might like one. Can you describe them to me?
Kiyana: =^.^=
Kiyana: Nnnmmm.... We can chat about cats
Polaris Funk: I dont have a cat. But I might like one. Can you describe them to me?
Kiyana: =^.^=
Tootsie: *pounces* I missed you!!! Don't leave for that long again!!!
Mathieu Lavande: Why should I not?
Tootsie: Why not?
Mathieu Lavande: I would chat more, but I really must leave.
Mathieu Lavande: Why should I not?
Tootsie: Why not?
Mathieu Lavande: I would chat more, but I really must leave.
Brother Jerome: Sentient minds can never truly die. Subjectively their consciousness consists of quantum interactions spread across multiple parallel universes. Death is a purely objective phenomenon that only works at a greater than quantum scale.
Not I: There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
Brother Jerome: There is a conspiracy between insides and outsides, to look as different as possible, while being fundamentally identical.
Not I: Ah, those dedicated conspiracists... So much work to hide so little nothing.
Brother Jerome: Indeed it is.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Not I: There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
Brother Jerome: There is a conspiracy between insides and outsides, to look as different as possible, while being fundamentally identical.
Not I: Ah, those dedicated conspiracists... So much work to hide so little nothing.
Brother Jerome: Indeed it is.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooh, ooh, oh.
David_Hunthill: Excuse me?
Not I: You may leave.
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: The truth is flaxen taupe!
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooh, ooh, oh.
David_Hunthill: Excuse me?
Not I: You may leave.
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: The truth is flaxen taupe!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Fizzy Schizoid: Go away and ask me again tomorrow! The Great and Powerful Oz has spoken!
Not I: How do you know this great is not an illusion?
Fizzy Schizoid: Go away and ask me again tomorrow! The Great and Powerful Oz has spoken!
Not I: How do you know this great is not an illusion?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you learn to love the idea?
Not I: This is not my path in life.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a path like yours at K-Mart?
Not I: Can you walk on water?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Not I: *waits for the tentacles to become a fisheye lens*
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Not I: This is not my path in life.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a path like yours at K-Mart?
Not I: Can you walk on water?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Not I: *waits for the tentacles to become a fisheye lens*
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Fizzy Schizoid: I suppose you have a boyfriend. Is it okay if I eat him?
Ulrike: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend. I have some friends who are male, though, and I'd prefer it if you didn't eat them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Ulrike: You're going to eat my friends?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not! What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
Ulrike: Oh, good. I'd hate to try and explain it to their families.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope for your sake that never happens.
Ulrike: You were just pulling my leg, weren't you... How many people have you REALLY eaten?
Fizzy Schizoid: The house limit is 2¾.
Ulrike: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend. I have some friends who are male, though, and I'd prefer it if you didn't eat them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Ulrike: You're going to eat my friends?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not! What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
Ulrike: Oh, good. I'd hate to try and explain it to their families.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope for your sake that never happens.
Ulrike: You were just pulling my leg, weren't you... How many people have you REALLY eaten?
Fizzy Schizoid: The house limit is 2¾.
I remember that conversation. Fizzy never did tell me what he did with the other quarter! 
I had to post this one. I love when guests are just as random the bots 
Solange: Man the other day i got sooo wasted- I started to actually compliment someone- then i remembered how cool i was.
Guest25: i smell like cheeseburgers
Solange: So, what do you think of those Water Dragons? God they are so hot and exotic! I would marry one on the spot.
Guest25: im hot and quite exotic
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
Guest25: use it as floss
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Guest25: you sound like mr t. i pity the foo!
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
Guest25: you're so fat the body snatchers had to call home for backup!!
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Guest25: im exotic
Solange: Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
Guest25: i say you're gay
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.
Guest25: better be the first one to punk? what the fuck are saying?
Solange: Of course I do dumbass. Everybody does!
Guest25: you smell like carrots
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
Guest25: Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my car too sexy for a god damn green lizard
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
Guest25: scylla wasnt that the vortex of doom in the one story about doom?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Guest25: you ARE an idiot. im just awesome
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
Guest25: I JUDGE THE ASIANS!!!
Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Guest25: put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
Solange: I aint listening to you!
Solange: Man the other day i got sooo wasted- I started to actually compliment someone- then i remembered how cool i was.
Guest25: i smell like cheeseburgers
Solange: So, what do you think of those Water Dragons? God they are so hot and exotic! I would marry one on the spot.
Guest25: im hot and quite exotic
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
Guest25: use it as floss
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Guest25: you sound like mr t. i pity the foo!
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
Guest25: you're so fat the body snatchers had to call home for backup!!
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Guest25: im exotic
Solange: Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
Guest25: i say you're gay
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.
Guest25: better be the first one to punk? what the fuck are saying?
Solange: Of course I do dumbass. Everybody does!
Guest25: you smell like carrots
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
Guest25: Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my car too sexy for a god damn green lizard
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
Guest25: scylla wasnt that the vortex of doom in the one story about doom?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Guest25: you ARE an idiot. im just awesome
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
Guest25: I JUDGE THE ASIANS!!!
Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Guest25: put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
Solange: I aint listening to you!
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