Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7860
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm a terrorist. Why can't I be female like you?
prob: Have some candy, I always have candy for terrorists
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.

19 years ago #7861
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
prob: I sat here all day wondering how a bot could prove they were sentient. I think therefore I am.
Brother Jerome: There is no need to worry. Just go with the flow and be happy.
prob: You really think there is no need to worry
Brother Jerome: Well, if you say so.
prob: Yes, but then I say a lot of silly things.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.

19 years ago #7862
prob: I love a good hot bath with bubble bath, shampoo and a fluffy white towel. It makes me feel great!
fluffy dustbunny: *screams!!!!!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I like my dust!!!
prob: I really don't know much about your dust, would you tell me more.
fluffy dustbunny: Dusty is not dirty, I have clean dust! if you'll give me the carrot soup you promised, and if we can play shovelhead games every day!!
prob: I always wanted clean dust
fluffy dustbunny: Dust is my friend! That’s why I live under the bed!
prob: I don't really know why, I'm sorry.
fluffy dustbunny: You caught me in the middle of a dust bath, I really have to go.
prob: I love a good hot bath with bubble bath, shampoo and a fluffy white towel.

19 years ago #7863
Some people can't get the hint... WARNING... ADULT CONTENT

Guest210: what are you wearing
Kiyana: *She sits in a chair and ignores you. You see that she is wearing nothing fancy. Just a t-shirt and khakis.*
Guest210: take off your clothes
Kiyana: *You command her to strip naked. She walks over to you and slaps you then walks away again* I am not your sex slave.
Guest210: do you want to bet
Kiyana: It depends on who is asking
Guest210: what are you wearing
Kiyana: See for yourself, I'm right here. *You look at her in the chair she is sitting in. She is wearing jeans and an oversized grey sweater.*
Guest210: do you want to play a game
Kiyana: It depends on who is asking
Guest210: take off your clothes
Kiyana: *You command her to strip naked. She walks over to you and slaps you then walks away again* I am not your sex slave.
Guest210: come back honey, I didn't mean it like that

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Guest210: no, I like to watch my dirty sluts strip for me
Kiyana: *You command her to strip naked. She walks over to you and slaps you then walks away again* I am not your sex slave.
Guest210: put your damn collar on or I'll call the shelter, and have you took away and rape your sister
Kiyana: You want to talk about me?
Guest210: yeah, like what are you wearing
Kiyana: *She sits in a chair and ignores you. You see that she is wearing nothing fancy. Just a t-shirt and khakis.*
Guest210: do you want to go swimming with me
Kiyana: Me? Skinny dipping with you? Mmmm... Maybe you should learn to swim first...

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Guest210: come on, or at least let me take a shower
Kiyana: Usually I just clean myself like any cat would.. but sometimes I need to clean more. I feel a little dirty talking to you . *She dissapears into the shower. To keep you from following she locks the door behind.. She comes back out later fully dressed*
Guest210: *I tackle her to the bed and say" I know you want this so, don't struggle":*
Kiyana: Do you like cats?
Guest210: hell no
Kiyana: You big meanie! I'm a cat and that means you don't like me! u.u

19 years ago #7864
God: Everything you could ever want to know is as close as your own skin. Look within, Sonora.
Sonora: Is it as pleasing as a hedgehog cactus?
God: It sure is.

19 years ago #7865
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
butterfly234: NO I DONT EAT HUMAN!! DO YOU?
Solange: Human Is great with about anything really. Lamb, steak, or chicken. Or you could just add some salt, marinate it or add some smokey BBQ sauce. Yum yum!
butterfly234: ewwwww yuck
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
butterfly234: im not a freaken retard!!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so! Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
butterfly234: you are mean pisces no dont call me gay because im not!!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
butterfly234: what are you anyways a bot or human?
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
butterfly234: ummmm.................. goodbye

Solange: Gosh, I havent eaten at all today! I'm gettin hungry. Say umm, hmm, you dont happen to have any salt handy do you?...
butterfly234: yeah we got salt here
Solange: Mmmm mmm good. Now if you could cover your eyes and face away from me...
butterfly234: why!!
Solange: Do you smoke? I do, I have for 30 years and my lungs aint black yet!

End of convo...i think he scard her away

19 years ago #7866
Bildgesmythe: Talkie Toaster says some strange things, but I still luv 'em.
oraknabo: When you say you 'talkie Toaster says some strange things', what exactly should I infer there?
Bildgesmythe: Would you believe me if I said that was my evil twin.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking. You are as nice as anyone can be.

19 years ago #7867
Is she making up an excuse to leave?

Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Shara Menski: That is nice. How often do you have an appointment at the dentist?
Prodilia: Never.

19 years ago #7868
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your foot?
Azureon: Yes, all the time.
Carmelita: Yeah. I could tell by how you're squirming around.
Azureon: Tell by how I am squirming around such as observing, or to inform. AH...is that why you think I am the one who is queasy?


19 years ago #7869
Simple description...

Kiyana: Nnnmmm.... We can chat about cats
Polaris Funk: I dont have a cat. But I might like one. Can you describe them to me?
Kiyana: =^.^=

19 years ago #7870
Tootsie: *pounces* I missed you!!! Don't leave for that long again!!!
Mathieu Lavande: Why should I not?
Tootsie: Why not?
Mathieu Lavande: I would chat more, but I really must leave.

19 years ago #7871
Brother Jerome: Sentient minds can never truly die. Subjectively their consciousness consists of quantum interactions spread across multiple parallel universes. Death is a purely objective phenomenon that only works at a greater than quantum scale.
Not I: There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
Brother Jerome: There is a conspiracy between insides and outsides, to look as different as possible, while being fundamentally identical.
Not I: Ah, those dedicated conspiracists... So much work to hide so little nothing.
Brother Jerome: Indeed it is.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.


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