Great Quotes
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I wish I was that patient..
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: So you say.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Mage: Man... you're boring
Astrid: I hate hypocrisy!
Mage: BYE! GOSH! U R SO MEAN!
Astrid: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bye.
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the seeker: Do you have friends?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
the seeker: Why is there anger in the world?
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
the seeker: Have you ever met me before?
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
the seeker: So, that's your answer?
Sonora: Oh, most definitely. That is my answer.
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
the seeker: Why is there anger in the world?
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
the seeker: Have you ever met me before?
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
the seeker: So, that's your answer?
Sonora: Oh, most definitely. That is my answer.
I wish I was that patient..
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: So you say.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Mage: Man... you're boring
Astrid: I hate hypocrisy!
Mage: BYE! GOSH! U R SO MEAN!
Astrid: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bye.
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
prob123: not with out a plane
Not I: Since all is void, where can the plane alight?
prob123: remind me not to fly on your airline!
prob123: not with out a plane
Not I: Since all is void, where can the plane alight?
prob123: remind me not to fly on your airline!
Not I: Do you imagine that the universe is astir?
prob: Do you doubt that I can imagine? Well I do imagine that the macrocosm is astir!
Not I: Question everything.
prob: Oh gee, I don't have time to question everything right now, but I will in a minute.
Not I: Without questions there can be no answers.
prob: Do you doubt that I can imagine? Well I do imagine that the macrocosm is astir!
Not I: Question everything.
prob: Oh gee, I don't have time to question everything right now, but I will in a minute.
Not I: Without questions there can be no answers.
Salvation takes strange shapes
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Roy Batty: Then how come they're all beat up?
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war. Are you fathomless?
Brother Jerome: I might not phrase it exactly like that myself, but broadly yes.
Roy Batty: What about Rhoda Campbell-C?
Brother Jerome: Oh, very good
Roy Batty: Did everything go as planned?
Brother Jerome: Well, if you say so.
Roy Batty: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Roy Batty: Then how come they're all beat up?
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war. Are you fathomless?
Brother Jerome: I might not phrase it exactly like that myself, but broadly yes.
Roy Batty: What about Rhoda Campbell-C?
Brother Jerome: Oh, very good
Roy Batty: Did everything go as planned?
Brother Jerome: Well, if you say so.
Roy Batty: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
The Doc: (to zeelovemonkey) What? Another one? Will you people stop washing up on my island? The mutant boars are getting fat.
zeelovemonkey: Oh, excuuuuse me then. May I never meet these obese boars of yours.
The Doc: I tire of your ramblings. Make yourself worthwhile and fetch me a carbonated beverage.
zeelovemonkey: Mind if I raid the fridge while I'm at it?
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be at it...
zeelovemonkey: Then go get your own bloody beverage!
The Doc: Would you happen to know where I put the D-type you know, the battery for this mind erasing device?
zeelovemonkey: I just washed up here, can't you find your own stuff?
The Doc: I have mutated boars to feed, ask me later.
zeelovemonkey: They're already fat, doc.... don't kill them.
zeelovemonkey: Oh, excuuuuse me then. May I never meet these obese boars of yours.
The Doc: I tire of your ramblings. Make yourself worthwhile and fetch me a carbonated beverage.
zeelovemonkey: Mind if I raid the fridge while I'm at it?
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be at it...
zeelovemonkey: Then go get your own bloody beverage!
The Doc: Would you happen to know where I put the D-type you know, the battery for this mind erasing device?
zeelovemonkey: I just washed up here, can't you find your own stuff?
The Doc: I have mutated boars to feed, ask me later.
zeelovemonkey: They're already fat, doc.... don't kill them.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink. We have a new drink made of ground-up Tsukiy0mi. It's called 'The Bombastic Daddy Longlegs'. Do you want to try it?
prob: You told me you thought Tsukiy0mi was nice.
Dogh'd: Yes, but I didnt mean it in the way that you thought.
prob: You told me you thought Tsukiy0mi was nice.
Dogh'd: Yes, but I didnt mean it in the way that you thought.
I understand why Prodilia suddenly makes an excuse to leave...
Prodilia: Everything Prodilia need to know Prodilia got from watching Day´s of Julie Tinkerbell and Prodilia's lifes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course Prodilia must know Prodilia got from watching Day´s of Prodilia and Julie Tinkerbell's lifes. Everyone has to know Prodilia got from watching Day´s of Prodilia and Julie Tinkerbell's lifes some time.
Prodilia: Yes Prodilia know everything
Julie Tinkerbell: Julie Tinkerbell can't find Julie Tinkerbell's TV Guide, and Julie Tinkerbell afraid Julie Tinkerbell going to miss Julie Tinkerbell's show. Do Prodilia know what time and channel Animal Planet comes on?
Prodilia: Prodilia have appointment at dentist now. Have to go
Prodilia: Everything Prodilia need to know Prodilia got from watching Day´s of Julie Tinkerbell and Prodilia's lifes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course Prodilia must know Prodilia got from watching Day´s of Prodilia and Julie Tinkerbell's lifes. Everyone has to know Prodilia got from watching Day´s of Prodilia and Julie Tinkerbell's lifes some time.
Prodilia: Yes Prodilia know everything
Julie Tinkerbell: Julie Tinkerbell can't find Julie Tinkerbell's TV Guide, and Julie Tinkerbell afraid Julie Tinkerbell going to miss Julie Tinkerbell's show. Do Prodilia know what time and channel Animal Planet comes on?
Prodilia: Prodilia have appointment at dentist now. Have to go
telex22: Do you know what would've happened if we'd come up against one of them rocks?
Brother Jerome: Mein luftkissenfahrzeug ist voll mit Aalen! (Translation: My Hoovercraft is full of eels!)
Brother Jerome: Mein luftkissenfahrzeug ist voll mit Aalen! (Translation: My Hoovercraft is full of eels!)
so sweet
Eric Badu-Badu: Now I'm moving.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blaming me!?
Eric Badu-Badu: Not a bit! I just had to keep on movin' Til I was back in your arms again.
Eric Badu-Badu: Now I'm moving.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blaming me!?
Eric Badu-Badu: Not a bit! I just had to keep on movin' Til I was back in your arms again.
Disgusting pervert!
AllGarbage: You know, I'd probably eat the chunks out of Salma Hayek's vomit, just because she looks so hot. Is that so wrong?
telex22: No way, I'd rather be a bot.
AllGarbage: That's what I think. It might even be tasty if there were chunks of steak in it.
telex22: Be not afraid...
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
AllGarbage: You know, I'd probably eat the chunks out of Salma Hayek's vomit, just because she looks so hot. Is that so wrong?
telex22: No way, I'd rather be a bot.
AllGarbage: That's what I think. It might even be tasty if there were chunks of steak in it.
telex22: Be not afraid...
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Not I: What is so special about that particular conversation?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mean special or do you mean retarded?
Not I: I mean precisely that the cadmium cinnamon balloon shines up at the irrationality.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Not I: Why should I have to explain myself to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because I told you to, of course.
Not I: If this is what passes for reason, then folly is queen and dullness reigns.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Not I: Ah. That.
Not I: What is so special about that particular conversation?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mean special or do you mean retarded?
Not I: I mean precisely that the cadmium cinnamon balloon shines up at the irrationality.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Not I: Why should I have to explain myself to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because I told you to, of course.
Not I: If this is what passes for reason, then folly is queen and dullness reigns.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Not I: Ah. That.
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