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19 years ago #7829
They could run for office, don't you think?

Talk-Bot: *sigh*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are still thinking I am definitely not alone in thinking that. Can you tell me more?
Talk-Bot: Well, you're definitely not alone in thinking that.
Bildgesmythe: Humm definitely not alone in thinking that so thats your opinion huh?


19 years ago #7830
Demonica: what do you think?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
Demonica: we are alike in many ways.

19 years ago #7831
Doc meets his match

The Doc: (to Green Flubber) greetings stranger. Welcome to my island. You may call me Doc.
Green Flubber: I am your master, you will obey every thing that I say or I will take over the wold.....just kiddin, do you wanna talk?
The Doc: No, thats not a good name for you. I will call you Egor
Green Flubber: ok bye.

19 years ago #7832
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
zeelovemonkey: Sure, anything but toast!
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
zeelovemonkey: No! Enough toast!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
zeelovemonkey: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
zeelovemonkey: If I eat that, you'll just try to give me more toast,
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
zeelovemonkey: I knew it! Bloody stay away from me, possessed toaster!

19 years ago #7833
Bildgesmythe: (to Lucrezia Noin) Look, Im tring to be creative here, but its not working. I don't get out much any more.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you get out any more?
Bildgesmythe: I started watching the soaps, now I don't want to miss a day!
Lucrezia Noin: Why not? Life is short, you know.

19 years ago #7834
Eric Badu-Badu: (to kitty11) Hello.
kitty11: hello
Eric Badu-Badu: Gentlemen take polaroids.
kitty11: do you like me?
Eric Badu-Badu: Yes! Don't believe in hate.
kitty11: Do you love me?
Eric Badu-Badu: Yes. Never knew I could feel like this.
kitty11: bye
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
kitty11: no its not over baby
Eric Badu-Badu: No one ever speaks about the monsters.
kitty11: just tricking about the love and like idont like you i just like you as a friend
Eric Badu-Badu: That was kind.
kitty11: bye
Eric Badu-Badu: Bye.

19 years ago #7835
Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure that is sanitary, Prodilia?

19 years ago #7836
Prodilia: Is it in your mind or do you really see? Mathieu Lavande: I like my mind. Prodilia: I like your mind too. Mathieu Lavande: Sorry, but I find my mind slow. Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.

19 years ago #7837
oops, sorry it didn't convert the line breaks!

19 years ago #7838
Just Like Me: I like hot guys. Mathieu Lavande: I agree. It is wonderful. Just Like Me: Umm..

19 years ago #7839
Moopy:I like chocolate, do you like chocolate?
Abated Dust:Everyone likes chocolate.
Moopy:*Looks down at feet and blushes*
Abated Dust:You don't like chocolate THAT way, do you?

19 years ago #7840
Hats off to the good brother - even I hadn't thought of preaching to the Dead!

Demonica: i must return to the grave.
Brother Jerome: And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Matthew ch.10 v.7


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