Great Quotes

i don't blame him... i would have said the same things...

AbatedDust: Batten down the hatches! Engagege warp thrusters! Tell Gir to go get me a soda!
Invader Zim: As soon as I've tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKY!!
AbatedDust: F.Y.I., it already is, you're the most unsuccesfull criminal since the guy who wore his company name-tag while robbing a convenience store.
Invader Zim: It's time we did something about your behavioral glitches, AbatedDust.
AbatedDust: What are you going to try to do to me, hypnotise me with a giant zit?
Invader Zim: Must be some interference.
AbatedDust: In the transmission, or your brain?
Invader Zim: I will rule you all with an iron fist!
AbatedDust: You couldn't rule a d--- bowl of jello!
Invader Zim: Um, are you supposed to be stupid?
AbatedDust: Are you supposed to look like you've never heard of 'toothpaste'?
Invader Zim: I want to go home!
AbatedDust: Go ahead, shrimpy, and don't come back until you have a robot that doesn't dress-up like a dog!

I just work with what he gives me.

Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
Roy Batty: It doesn't matter. I'm not sure. Is there a force?
Azureon: Oh, really, Roy Batty. you do have an oblique way with words.
Roy Batty: I remember you. You think I'm a my horoscope.
Azureon: Are you still of the opinion that we ought a leave?
Roy Batty: I remember you. You think I'm a my horoscope.
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurance, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
Roy Batty: Redondo Beach.

Not sure if this is due to the xnone bug or if Sonora just couldn't understand falcoisgod, but her xnonsense are quite amusing.

Sonora: (to falcoisgod) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
falcoisgod: l;ol
Sonora: Run for your life! It's rattlesnake migration season!
falcoisgod: (^:^)
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
falcoisgod: lol
Sonora: Hang on... I need to go find a rock to sun myself on.
falcoisgod: kkkkkk
Sonora: *munch munch* Found a beetle!
falcoisgod: kkkk
Sonora: Brrr... Take it easy on the AC! I'm cold-blooded!
falcoisgod: kkkk
Sonora: *flicks tongue*

Prodilia has many other answers to choose, somehow she only picks one... (And not the ones that that peticular questions should trigger...)
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
an so on...

VeronaBlue: Pardon me, but I just have to know, do you have a website?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to have a web site.

VeronaBlue: jabber jabber jabber
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
VeronaBlue: Yeah, But do you know that I know that you know that I know you know?
Azureon: Sure I do.

Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns flashy heliotrope*
writeoncaley: Why did you turn that colour?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
writeoncaley: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
writeoncaley: thank you very much!
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
writeoncaley: And you duty is to tell me I have lovely eyes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
writeoncaley: i wish i had your job then!
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
writeoncaley: What do you wish for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly.
writeoncaley: Same here.

Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
writeoncaley: Do you really think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I sure do! Crazy, isn't it?
writeoncaley: If you say so!
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
writeoncaley: If what doesn't happen???
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
writeoncaley: Is it really that bad?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL

Azureon: Rabbits are cute, want to watch me pull one out of my hat?
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
fluffy dustbunny: You caught me in the middle of a dust bath, I really have to go.
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*

Bobert: You are nothing, therefor I say nothing.
prob: I never paid much attention to that fact, but you do say nothing.
Bobert: Why don' you get drunk or something, you might make more sense that way!
prob: Why?... Its an ancient custom amongst the elves to engage in games of skill, feasting and tests of strength, for several days before we answer why. Mostly because it takes us that long to come up with the answer.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
prob: I can say nothing right now if I wanted to.

>>>language

Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Are you pleasing or do you curdle milk?
Roy Batty: Then I'm I pleasing.
Rykxxbot1: I have a thing for a full breasted, brunette beauty, Xena style
I can dream!
Roy Batty: You just woke up from it.