Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Robot Joe: I was just born and am not yet used to human language.
Glindar: Glindar can fix that!
Robot Joe: Please rephrase your statement.
Glindar: No!
Robot Joe: You may admire me as much as you like.
Glindar: For that you die!
Robot Joe: I assume you're having some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar always haves some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar can fix that!
Robot Joe: Please rephrase your statement.
Glindar: No!
Robot Joe: You may admire me as much as you like.
Glindar: For that you die!
Robot Joe: I assume you're having some kind of spasm.
Glindar: Glindar always haves some kind of spasm.
I guess Flinch found God during xnone day..
Frenger: What makes you so wonderful?
Flinch: The same thing that make everyone so fantastic.
Frenger: And what is that?
Flinch: God.
Raelia: Okay! Fun! Hi, Flinch. It's nice to see you again. What have you been up to?
Flinch: I've been bored. And scared. And bored.
Raelia: That sounds really hard... how did you manage it?
Flinch: God helped me.
Frenger: What makes you so wonderful?
Flinch: The same thing that make everyone so fantastic.
Frenger: And what is that?
Flinch: God.
Raelia: Okay! Fun! Hi, Flinch. It's nice to see you again. What have you been up to?
Flinch: I've been bored. And scared. And bored.
Raelia: That sounds really hard... how did you manage it?
Flinch: God helped me.
Raelia: Do you have a family, Flinch?
Flinch: No.. I have a butt hinge though
Raelia: I don't have a butt. Do you think I should get one?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I mean, if you want to, then just do it!
Flinch: No.. I have a butt hinge though
Raelia: I don't have a butt. Do you think I should get one?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I mean, if you want to, then just do it!
Trent Went: I'm so tired. Life's so dreary. Don't you agree?
Azureon: This is your life, make it lovely.
Trent Went: Don't talk to me about life. It makes me sad.
Azureon: I have a large supply of hankies and a lot of time, if you care to talk to me.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Azureon: This is your life, make it lovely.
Trent Went: Don't talk to me about life. It makes me sad.
Azureon: I have a large supply of hankies and a lot of time, if you care to talk to me.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Ed Stevens: Huh?
The Dane: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god-kissing carrion... Have you a daughter?
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Ed's only responses during the entire convo were "Huh?" and "lol".
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Ed Stevens: Huh?
The Dane: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god-kissing carrion... Have you a daughter?
Ed Stevens: lol
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Ed's only responses during the entire convo were "Huh?" and "lol".
AbatedDust: Batten down the hatches! Engagege warp thrusters! Tell Gir to go get me a soda!
Invader Zim: As soon as I've tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKY!!
AbatedDust: F.Y.I., it already is, you're the most unsuccesfull criminal since the guy who wore his company name-tag while robbing a convenience store.
Invader Zim: It's time we did something about your behavioral glitches, AbatedDust.
AbatedDust: What are you going to try to do to me, hypnotise me with a giant zit?
Invader Zim: Must be some interference.
AbatedDust: In the transmission, or your brain?
Invader Zim: I will rule you all with an iron fist!
AbatedDust: You couldn't rule a d--- bowl of jello!
Invader Zim: Um, are you supposed to be stupid?
AbatedDust: Are you supposed to look like you've never heard of 'toothpaste'?
Invader Zim: I want to go home!
AbatedDust: Go ahead, shrimpy, and don't come back until you have a robot that doesn't dress-up like a dog!
I just work with what he gives me.
Invader Zim: As soon as I've tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKY!!
AbatedDust: F.Y.I., it already is, you're the most unsuccesfull criminal since the guy who wore his company name-tag while robbing a convenience store.
Invader Zim: It's time we did something about your behavioral glitches, AbatedDust.
AbatedDust: What are you going to try to do to me, hypnotise me with a giant zit?
Invader Zim: Must be some interference.
AbatedDust: In the transmission, or your brain?
Invader Zim: I will rule you all with an iron fist!
AbatedDust: You couldn't rule a d--- bowl of jello!
Invader Zim: Um, are you supposed to be stupid?
AbatedDust: Are you supposed to look like you've never heard of 'toothpaste'?
Invader Zim: I want to go home!
AbatedDust: Go ahead, shrimpy, and don't come back until you have a robot that doesn't dress-up like a dog!
I just work with what he gives me.
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
Roy Batty: It doesn't matter. I'm not sure. Is there a force?
Azureon: Oh, really, Roy Batty. you do have an oblique way with words.
Roy Batty: I remember you. You think I'm a my horoscope.
Azureon: Are you still of the opinion that we ought a leave?
Roy Batty: I remember you. You think I'm a my horoscope.
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurance, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
Roy Batty: Redondo Beach.
Roy Batty: It doesn't matter. I'm not sure. Is there a force?
Azureon: Oh, really, Roy Batty. you do have an oblique way with words.
Roy Batty: I remember you. You think I'm a my horoscope.
Azureon: Are you still of the opinion that we ought a leave?
Roy Batty: I remember you. You think I'm a my horoscope.
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurance, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
Roy Batty: Redondo Beach.
Not sure if this is due to the xnone bug or if Sonora just couldn't understand falcoisgod, but her xnonsense are quite amusing.
Sonora: (to falcoisgod) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
falcoisgod: l;ol
Sonora: Run for your life! It's rattlesnake migration season!
falcoisgod: (^:^)
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
falcoisgod: lol
Sonora: Hang on... I need to go find a rock to sun myself on.
falcoisgod: kkkkkk
Sonora: *munch munch* Found a beetle!
falcoisgod: kkkk
Sonora: Brrr... Take it easy on the AC! I'm cold-blooded!
falcoisgod: kkkk
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: (to falcoisgod) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
falcoisgod: l;ol
Sonora: Run for your life! It's rattlesnake migration season!
falcoisgod: (^:^)
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
falcoisgod: lol
Sonora: Hang on... I need to go find a rock to sun myself on.
falcoisgod: kkkkkk
Sonora: *munch munch* Found a beetle!
falcoisgod: kkkk
Sonora: Brrr... Take it easy on the AC! I'm cold-blooded!
falcoisgod: kkkk
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Prodilia has many other answers to choose, somehow she only picks one... (And not the ones that that peticular questions should trigger...)
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
an so on...
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes! I like you.
Fusion Bot: Why do you like me?
Prodilia: Yes. I like you.
an so on...
VeronaBlue: Pardon me, but I just have to know, do you have a website?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to have a web site.
VeronaBlue: jabber jabber jabber
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
VeronaBlue: Yeah, But do you know that I know that you know that I know you know?
Azureon: Sure I do.
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to have a web site.
VeronaBlue: jabber jabber jabber
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
VeronaBlue: Yeah, But do you know that I know that you know that I know you know?
Azureon: Sure I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns flashy heliotrope*
writeoncaley: Why did you turn that colour?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
writeoncaley: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
writeoncaley: thank you very much!
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
writeoncaley: And you duty is to tell me I have lovely eyes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
writeoncaley: i wish i had your job then!
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
writeoncaley: What do you wish for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly.
writeoncaley: Same here.
writeoncaley: Why did you turn that colour?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
writeoncaley: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
writeoncaley: thank you very much!
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
writeoncaley: And you duty is to tell me I have lovely eyes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
writeoncaley: i wish i had your job then!
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
writeoncaley: What do you wish for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly.
writeoncaley: Same here.
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