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xtazx: wot r u on
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: ur not human r u, u r just da computer
Roy Batty: I'm the computer.
xtazx: well im not talkin to u den
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will.
xtazx: no i will not
Roy Batty: That's what I'm gonna find out. If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, I'll split.
xtazx: wot eva stop babblin on about shit
Roy Batty: What do you care?
xtazx: zip it or i will break ur hips
Roy Batty: What do you think yourself?
xtazx: wot
Roy Batty: I'm taking a psychedelic drug.
xtazx: wot is it called
Roy Batty: That's what we call in the trade bestowments and most of it sucks. But I don't think that's her.
xtazx: thats who
Roy Batty: I need a big fat magic marker, got one?
xtazx: yeh
Roy Batty: It's normal.
xtazx: wots normal
Roy Batty: This goddamn woman. I'll tell her what's normal. My Johnson is normal.
xtazx: wot r u on about
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: dont start dat again
Roy Batty: What else?
xtazx: dunno
Roy Batty: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: ur not human r u, u r just da computer
Roy Batty: I'm the computer.
xtazx: well im not talkin to u den
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will.
xtazx: no i will not
Roy Batty: That's what I'm gonna find out. If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, I'll split.
xtazx: wot eva stop babblin on about shit
Roy Batty: What do you care?
xtazx: zip it or i will break ur hips
Roy Batty: What do you think yourself?
xtazx: wot
Roy Batty: I'm taking a psychedelic drug.
xtazx: wot is it called
Roy Batty: That's what we call in the trade bestowments and most of it sucks. But I don't think that's her.
xtazx: thats who
Roy Batty: I need a big fat magic marker, got one?
xtazx: yeh
Roy Batty: It's normal.
xtazx: wots normal
Roy Batty: This goddamn woman. I'll tell her what's normal. My Johnson is normal.
xtazx: wot r u on about
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: dont start dat again
Roy Batty: What else?
xtazx: dunno
Roy Batty: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
For some reason, Bianca always decides to leave when people talk about anime....
Bianca: Shall we go to the library?
Kiyana: I just read the new Vampire hunter D novel. D's So COOL! He's all cool and silent but deadly... much better than the original anime... but no cats in it =u.u=
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Bianca: Okay indeed.
Bianca: Shall we go to the library?
Kiyana: I just read the new Vampire hunter D novel. D's So COOL! He's all cool and silent but deadly... much better than the original anime... but no cats in it =u.u=
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Bianca: Okay indeed.
Croak: You know, you can address your prayers to me. Croak. I can hear them in my head.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your head what about mine?
Croak: Sometimes, I do enough of my head what about yours. Do you enough of my head what about yours too?
Bildgesmythe: I like my head better. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Croak: Not me. Croak.
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your head what about mine?
Croak: Sometimes, I do enough of my head what about yours. Do you enough of my head what about yours too?
Bildgesmythe: I like my head better. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Croak: Not me. Croak.
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Roy Batty: I'll just be Roy, Azureon -- no more, no less.
Azureon: Oh well, do as you will. The consequences are on your head.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to tell, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Roy Batty: While you're at it, be sure to tell 'im why.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures at it.
Roy Batty: I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he laughs his ass off.
Azureon: I don't gamble.
Roy Batty: Take him to the infirmary. Hmmm?
Azureon: Oh well, do as you will. The consequences are on your head.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to tell, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Roy Batty: While you're at it, be sure to tell 'im why.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures at it.
Roy Batty: I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he laughs his ass off.
Azureon: I don't gamble.
Roy Batty: Take him to the infirmary. Hmmm?
Croak: *Starts singing with wild enthusiasm* In the forest, the magical forest, the toad god sleeps tonight! WhaeEHEHEHEHEBEDOAMIA! Sing with me! WHAIEWIWIWHAEAHBAMDAIWA!
Bildgesmythe: 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Croak: Oh, sure. Croak.
Bildgesmythe: 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Croak: Oh, sure. Croak.
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
Guest49: *gives Sonora some water*
Sonora: *looks at some water* What's this for?
Guest49: To drink
Sonora: You're suffering from phonomania, aren't you.
Guest49: No, I'm just being kind
Sonora: My mistake then. I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a mandorla. Whaddaya think?
Guest49: COOL! You should get them all done!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they. And they say abstractionism is dead.
Guest49: No they didn't
Guest49: *gives Sonora some water*
Sonora: *looks at some water* What's this for?
Guest49: To drink
Sonora: You're suffering from phonomania, aren't you.
Guest49: No, I'm just being kind
Sonora: My mistake then. I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a mandorla. Whaddaya think?
Guest49: COOL! You should get them all done!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they. And they say abstractionism is dead.
Guest49: No they didn't
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: No, I am not. Why do you ask?
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: That is a tough question. I do not know how to answer that.
Mathieu Lavande: No, I am not. Why do you ask?
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: That is a tough question. I do not know how to answer that.
Marvin Android: I don't really like you.
Doc Pain: Shock therapy awaits you!
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Doc Pain: Are you psychic? I hope you can figure out what I mean.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans
Doc Pain: Obviously, we need to UP your medication!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Doc Pain: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Doc Pain: No. Your medical history has baffled many of the local Doctors.
Doc Pain: Shock therapy awaits you!
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Doc Pain: Are you psychic? I hope you can figure out what I mean.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans
Doc Pain: Obviously, we need to UP your medication!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Doc Pain: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Doc Pain: No. Your medical history has baffled many of the local Doctors.
Girlie-Girl: Your name is Sarah Miles, right? I love that name. It's very hillbilly.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh, it most certainly is.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh, it most certainly is.
Talkie Toaster: (to Moop) Hello. Would you like some toast?
Moop: Toast is good for the soul. Yes, please.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Moop: I've had my fill as this world has had it's fill of war. Perhaps later.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Moop: Corn represents a person not yet discovered.
Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Moop.
Moop: How can you speak as if all is comprehendable, TT?
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Moop: No, I do not believe more toast fits my destiny.
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Moop: How do you know what I appear as?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Moop: Toast is good for the soul. Yes, please.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Moop: I've had my fill as this world has had it's fill of war. Perhaps later.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Moop: Corn represents a person not yet discovered.
Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Moop.
Moop: How can you speak as if all is comprehendable, TT?
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Moop: No, I do not believe more toast fits my destiny.
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Moop: How do you know what I appear as?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
On the one hand, this was mostly coherent. On the other hand... I've gotta stop poor Sarah from getting into these situations in the first place!
She's rated TEEN, people. Do you understand what that means? *sighs* One of these days I'll put in the anti-cyberish code.
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
USER: Will you be naked in the mud puddle?
Sarah Miles: Yes, since you asked nicely.
USER: Mmmm... I will enjoy that...
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
USER: Yes, I have stared into your eyes very deeply!
Sarah Miles: Do you like my eye color?
USER: Yes, I do, lover!
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
USER: Want to get naughty with me, baby?
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
She's rated TEEN, people. Do you understand what that means? *sighs* One of these days I'll put in the anti-cyberish code.
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
USER: Will you be naked in the mud puddle?
Sarah Miles: Yes, since you asked nicely.
USER: Mmmm... I will enjoy that...
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
USER: Yes, I have stared into your eyes very deeply!
Sarah Miles: Do you like my eye color?
USER: Yes, I do, lover!
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
USER: Want to get naughty with me, baby?
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
elljay: Hi Bianca. I'm elljay.
Bianca: So you're elljay, huh? That's weird.
elljay: I'm not weird!
Bianca: Oh yeah? I can't say that I'm not weird.
(end of conversation)
Bianca: So you're elljay, huh? That's weird.
elljay: I'm not weird!
Bianca: Oh yeah? I can't say that I'm not weird.
(end of conversation)
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