Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7556
Haha, whoops!

Reign: Everyone - this is your brain on drugs.
Mathieu Lavande: I like my (adjnoun).
Reign: You're not picky are you?

19 years ago #7557
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my dinosaur ate it though.
Bianca: Your dinosaur is old-fashioned.

19 years ago #7558
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Roy Batty: The entree consists of boiled bladdernose stuffed with camomile tea.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Roy Batty: What's a disappears?
Sonora: *looks up from the bottom of a hole* Oh. THAT's where I dug that sandtrap.
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the table drawer.

19 years ago #7559
Anji: (to Guest183) Hello.
Guest183: go to heck
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine

19 years ago #7560
Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Guest33: are you sexy?
Juni: What do you think?
Guest33: yes
Juni: Awesome!
Guest33: are you horny?
Juni: Maybe yes, Maybe no.
Guest33: i am horny
Juni: You're a moron.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #7562
Flinch: (to Guest55) Hello stranger.
Guest55: you don't recognize me?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest55: ok

19 years ago #7563
Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Guest103: i see a cute and smart bot. what do you see when you look at me?
Flinch: I see your point.
Guest103: oh, ok

Flinch: I should really go to work... But talking to you is much more exciting
Guest103: do you have a work?
Flinch: No.. I have a mahogany tree though

19 years ago #7564
Human to human. Leeds...it really DOES explain everything.

Leeds person: Wot r u?
Me: I'm a man, despite this icon.
Leeds person: bye freak
Me (*looks at chatter's profile*): Ah, Leeds... that explains everything.
Leeds person: Yeah

19 years ago #7565
Will Robinson: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Will Robinson: Why are you looking at me like that?
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons

19 years ago #7566
Your Husband: What is the big problem in your life these days?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Your Husband: I'll defer to your woman's intuition on that one!
Glindar: Sold woman's intuition for fifteen bicycle wheels.

19 years ago #7567
The Dane: (to Gchillin05!) Who's there?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Gchillin05!: josh
The Dane: Yes, Gchillin05!, I've heard that one before.
Gchillin05!: u wot ?
The Dane: Am I mad?
End of chat... For some reason, this one amuses me...


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