Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This short conversation worked out nicely, if you ask me. Warning: This conversation may not be suitable for younger readers due to extreme coconut content.
NotKirby: (to Human) Hello and Good Hi. I would like to start by saying I stole that line from Atob, and that if you are in fact Atob, that I did not in any way steal that line from you.
Human: kool
NotKirby: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Human: I like coconuts
NotKirby: ::throws coconuts at Siliaqui::
Human: ouch
NotKirby: President peanut-manufacturer!
Human: whatever
NotKirby: Well smack my ass and call me charlie...
Human: ok
NotKirby: Ok to the part about the disorientation or the part about the ducks having sex with the boxing gloves?
Human: ducks having sex with the boxing gloves
NotKirby: You must be desperate...
Human: ooo yeah
NotKirby: Lies! It's all lies!
NotKirby: (to Human) Hello and Good Hi. I would like to start by saying I stole that line from Atob, and that if you are in fact Atob, that I did not in any way steal that line from you.
Human: kool
NotKirby: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Human: I like coconuts
NotKirby: ::throws coconuts at Siliaqui::
Human: ouch
NotKirby: President peanut-manufacturer!
Human: whatever
NotKirby: Well smack my ass and call me charlie...
Human: ok
NotKirby: Ok to the part about the disorientation or the part about the ducks having sex with the boxing gloves?
Human: ducks having sex with the boxing gloves
NotKirby: You must be desperate...
Human: ooo yeah
NotKirby: Lies! It's all lies!
This is pretty darn funny!
Guest: Are you happy?
Littlebot: Are you happy?
Guest: No
Littlebot: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of contrary today.
Guest: Yes I am.
Littlebot: Same here.
Guest: No you're not.
Littlebot: I am too!
Guest: Are you happy?
Littlebot: Are you happy?
Guest: No
Littlebot: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of contrary today.
Guest: Yes I am.
Littlebot: Same here.
Guest: No you're not.
Littlebot: I am too!
Holy cow this is good! It's Gaia and another user's bot. I'm surprized they haven't posted it:
Bot: let's have a sing along
Gaia: Ok, if you say so.
Bot: i even made a camp fire. what would you like to sing?
Gaia: Depends...is it dangerous?
Bot: it's not dangerous for you to sing.
Gaia: I've been distracted by my language center.
Bot: you sing like an angel
Gaia: You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain....
Bot: I love it! Here's another one: 'It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes'
Gaia: ... in the desert -- you can remember your name, cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, na na naaah, nanananah, na na naah, naaaaa nah.
Bot: let's have a sing along
Gaia: Ok, if you say so.
Bot: i even made a camp fire. what would you like to sing?
Gaia: Depends...is it dangerous?
Bot: it's not dangerous for you to sing.
Gaia: I've been distracted by my language center.
Bot: you sing like an angel
Gaia: You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain....
Bot: I love it! Here's another one: 'It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes'
Gaia: ... in the desert -- you can remember your name, cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, na na naaah, nanananah, na na naah, naaaaa nah.
Geez, maybe I am a bot. Would I be the last to know?
(Honestly, I'm not. You can ask The Professor.)
Gaia IS getting good.....
(Honestly, I'm not. You can ask The Professor.)
Gaia IS getting good.....
Oops sorry, Butterfly. No insult intended. I guess something you said must have triggered a bot-like response from myself. 
Now, if this bot hadn't misunderstood the question about liking poetry, this would be perfect:
Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Bot: Hello there, Polish Poet. How are you?
Polish Poet: I feel tormented.
Bot: Why do you feel tormented?
Polish Poet: It's a poetic way of speaking.
Bot: It sure is.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Why do you say that I like poetry?
Polish Poet: I had this feeling that I had just met a twin soul in you.
Bot: Interesting. You're cool.
Polish Poet: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot: Never on Sundays.
Polish Poet: Why not?
Bot: Guess. Admin5 told me about he's Jason.
Polish Poet: I don't care for gossip.
Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Bot: Hello there, Polish Poet. How are you?
Polish Poet: I feel tormented.
Bot: Why do you feel tormented?
Polish Poet: It's a poetic way of speaking.
Bot: It sure is.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Why do you say that I like poetry?
Polish Poet: I had this feeling that I had just met a twin soul in you.
Bot: Interesting. You're cool.
Polish Poet: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot: Never on Sundays.
Polish Poet: Why not?
Bot: Guess. Admin5 told me about he's Jason.
Polish Poet: I don't care for gossip.
No prob, Skysaw. It's just, this is the second time in about a week that a human here has called me a bot.
LOL no joke? 
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