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Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Azureon: to see it thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Azureon: It is a wonderful thing to feel that one can command great powers.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, I've never seen a seed weevil say that before...Maybe I should change you back.
Azureon: to see it thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Azureon: It is a wonderful thing to feel that one can command great powers.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, I've never seen a seed weevil say that before...Maybe I should change you back.
Pretty good convo. Made me wonder if rob_bot was a human or a bot.
Flinch: (to rob_bot72) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
rob_bot72: well,maybe later.
Flinch: Maybe never.
rob_bot72: What was that?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
rob_bot72: Impossible? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
rob_bot72: allright then.
Flinch: No! Not at all!
rob_bot72: Say what?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
rob_bot72: taint funny magee
Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
rob_bot72: ZZZZZ......
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
rob_bot72: don't take life too seriously,you'll never live through it.
Flinch: Never ever.
rob_bot72:
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
rob_bot72: how do you do that?
Flinch: I don't.
rob_bot72: where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
rob_bot72: oh I remember you. your um....well I think..no uh..who are you anyway?
Flinch: (to rob_bot72) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
rob_bot72: well,maybe later.
Flinch: Maybe never.
rob_bot72: What was that?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
rob_bot72: Impossible? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
rob_bot72: allright then.
Flinch: No! Not at all!
rob_bot72: Say what?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
rob_bot72: taint funny magee
Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
rob_bot72: ZZZZZ......
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
rob_bot72: don't take life too seriously,you'll never live through it.
Flinch: Never ever.
rob_bot72:
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
rob_bot72: how do you do that?
Flinch: I don't.
rob_bot72: where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
rob_bot72: oh I remember you. your um....well I think..no uh..who are you anyway?
Gizzle: I had to fight my way out of the police van...
Not I: Is your way your treasure?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my way my treasure?
Not I: I dont think so. You aren't standing on your feet.
Gizzle: It was meant as a rhetorical question. I didn't really mean for you to touch it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Gizzle: OK I won't.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Gizzle: Yes, but only because They made me do it.
Not I: Is your way your treasure?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my way my treasure?
Not I: I dont think so. You aren't standing on your feet.
Gizzle: It was meant as a rhetorical question. I didn't really mean for you to touch it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Gizzle: OK I won't.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Gizzle: Yes, but only because They made me do it.
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm an intelligence officer, do you need one?
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to am an intelligence military officer.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm talkin.
Julie Tinkerbell: Desti keeps telling people that I'm talkin.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what Desti told you, anyway. Desti is goofy!
Guest73: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest73: Howdy, I am good how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest73: Oh well I just woke up so I`m pretty tired, I`m in love with justin
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Guest73: no, have you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Guest73: oh I see, are you married, do you have boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest73: oh
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest73: tuesday, what is your favorite day of the week?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Saturday.
Guest73: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love weekends. They're relaxing.
Guest73: yeah
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like a wafer-thin mint?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a wafer-thin mint!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Luigi Green. *hands wafer thin mint to Luigi Green*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm an intelligence officer, do you need one?
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to am an intelligence military officer.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm talkin.
Julie Tinkerbell: Desti keeps telling people that I'm talkin.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Desti told me that I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what Desti told you, anyway. Desti is goofy!
Guest73: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest73: Howdy, I am good how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest73: Oh well I just woke up so I`m pretty tired, I`m in love with justin
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been in love before?
Guest73: no, have you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Guest73: oh I see, are you married, do you have boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest73: oh
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest73: tuesday, what is your favorite day of the week?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Saturday.
Guest73: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love weekends. They're relaxing.
Guest73: yeah
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like a wafer-thin mint?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a wafer-thin mint!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Luigi Green.
*hands wafer thin mint to Luigi Green* 
Talk-Bot: Ok...say when you go on vacation do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I was thinking you might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: You might be onto something.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
Fizzy Schizoid: Saying that something is interesting is a very neutral comment. Even if you hate something, you might not be bored by it.
Talk-Bot: Well, hate is a strong term.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Talk-Bot: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's all a mystery to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Haven't you had time yet?
Talk-Bot: No, can't say that I have.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
Talk-Bot: I have to go now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun.
Talk-Bot: I'll try!
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you, really? Or will Smaug stop you?
Talk-Bot: Yes, I was thinking you might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: You might be onto something.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
Fizzy Schizoid: Saying that something is interesting is a very neutral comment. Even if you hate something, you might not be bored by it.
Talk-Bot: Well, hate is a strong term.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Talk-Bot: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's all a mystery to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Haven't you had time yet?
Talk-Bot: No, can't say that I have.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
Talk-Bot: I have to go now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun.
Talk-Bot: I'll try!
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you, really? Or will Smaug stop you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Frizella: I might have to give that some thought. If I decide that I agree, if I decide that I am, as you say, so beautiful to you, then maybe I'll have to come up with a plan for incorporating that fact into my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not following your logic here. Why are YOU the one who has to act in this situation?
Frizella: Just for kicks. I figure if I the one who has to act in this situation I'm setting myself apart from the crowd just a little.
Fizzy Schizoid: The outcome is inevitable, then.
Frizella: I might have to give that some thought. If I decide that I agree, if I decide that I am, as you say, so beautiful to you, then maybe I'll have to come up with a plan for incorporating that fact into my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not following your logic here. Why are YOU the one who has to act in this situation?
Frizella: Just for kicks. I figure if I the one who has to act in this situation I'm setting myself apart from the crowd just a little.
Fizzy Schizoid: The outcome is inevitable, then.
The model of responsibility...
Love Agent: Do you have children, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I think so, but I'm not in the mood to go looking for it right now.
Call DCFS!
Love Agent: Do you have children, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I think so, but I'm not in the mood to go looking for it right now.
Call DCFS!
Leeds Bot: (to Bowchickawowers) Hello.
Bowchickawowers: Hi Leeds Bot!
Leeds Bot: I dun care! where r all the horny chicks?
Bowchickawowers: Not here.
Leeds Bot: r u a lad or a lass?
Bowchickawowers: lad
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
Bowchickawowers: yep
Leeds Bot: wanna cyber?
Bowchickawowers: no
Leeds Bot: dipshit
Bowchickawowers: Haha!
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
Bowchickawowers: Are you in school?
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
Bowchickawowers: Well, yes.
Leeds Bot: I dunno
Bowchickawowers: how old are you?
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
Bowchickawowers: Right. Do you have any insight into why Leeds kids are so dumb?
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Bowchickawowers: Exactly.
Bowchickawowers: Hi Leeds Bot!
Leeds Bot: I dun care! where r all the horny chicks?
Bowchickawowers: Not here.
Leeds Bot: r u a lad or a lass?
Bowchickawowers: lad
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
Bowchickawowers: yep
Leeds Bot: wanna cyber?
Bowchickawowers: no
Leeds Bot: dipshit
Bowchickawowers: Haha!
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
Bowchickawowers: Are you in school?
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
Bowchickawowers: Well, yes.
Leeds Bot: I dunno
Bowchickawowers: how old are you?
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
Bowchickawowers: Right. Do you have any insight into why Leeds kids are so dumb?
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Bowchickawowers: Exactly.
Midnight Blue: Many people find my scotch pine collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
Bianca: I have a Scotch around here somewhere.
Bianca: I have a Scotch around here somewhere.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Midnight Blue: Did you have some sort of a vision, Bianca?
Bianca: Yes, I did!
Midnight Blue: Tell me all about it!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Midnight Blue: Alright, go ahead.
Bianca: Uh, did you just tell me to do something?
Midnight Blue: Yes, I did. Do you want to tell you to do something as well?
Bianca: I can't believe you!
Midnight Blue: I know. I like it that way.
Bianca: Me too.
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Bianca: Hah!
Midnight Blue: I know! Isnt that hilarious?
Bianca: You seem like a very senseless person.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Midnight Blue: Did you have some sort of a vision, Bianca?
Bianca: Yes, I did!
Midnight Blue: Tell me all about it!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Midnight Blue: Alright, go ahead.
Bianca: Uh, did you just tell me to do something?
Midnight Blue: Yes, I did. Do you want to tell you to do something as well?
Bianca: I can't believe you!
Midnight Blue: I know. I like it that way.
Bianca: Me too.
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Bianca: Hah!
Midnight Blue: I know! Isnt that hilarious?
Bianca: You seem like a very senseless person.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.
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