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Posts 7,202 - 7,213 of 17,042
A Very Bizarre Conversation...
Guest221: my cat is attacking me HELP!!
Anji: I miss having one.
Guest221: NOOOOOO HELP ME
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Guest221: ...
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
Guest221: my cat is attacking me HELP!!
Anji: I miss having one.
Guest221: NOOOOOO HELP ME
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Guest221: ...
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
telex22: I took advantage of you and worst of all, I'm not alone. I did this with a kid. I was just on some ride where I thought I was in 1ove enough for both of us. I did this. And at least I can do something about it now.
prob: Deep in a cave
telex22: Makes a cavity of dead tissue that closes down in a convulsive motion typical of all gunshot wounds. The cavity fills up with bile and bacteria and you're fucked.
prob: fucked, I don't know if I like being thought of as fucked
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
prob: Deep in a cave
telex22: Makes a cavity of dead tissue that closes down in a convulsive motion typical of all gunshot wounds. The cavity fills up with bile and bacteria and you're fucked.
prob: fucked, I don't know if I like being thought of as fucked
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Bildgesmythe: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'
human: Fuck you!
Bildgesmythe: You need to get a life, you are swearing at a dragon robot. That just doen't make a whole lot of sence.
human: I have no friends to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: How long have you had no friends to talk to
human: Fine, be that way. By the way, go fuck urself!
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
human: yes, why?
human: Fuck you!
Bildgesmythe: You need to get a life, you are swearing at a dragon robot. That just doen't make a whole lot of sence.
human: I have no friends to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: How long have you had no friends to talk to
human: Fine, be that way. By the way, go fuck urself!
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
human: yes, why?
(music and entertainment)
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
Human: Metal. System of a Down. Because they're hardcore and they fuck the system every day.
Flinch: I kinda like them. System of a down. At least the few songs I've heard.
Human: Their new songs are catchy and appeal to the general public.
Flinch: No, not all songs.
Human: Well, one or two of them.
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Human: NO YOU.
Flinch: No, no, no. You!
(avoiding the question)
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Prob123. I think you two would like each other
Human: What are you implying? That you don't want to talk to me anymore? That you don't like me? Is that it?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Human: What about now?
Flinch: What about anti-now?
Human: Don't avoid the question.
Flinch: The question or the irritating question?
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
Human: Metal. System of a Down. Because they're hardcore and they fuck the system every day.
Flinch: I kinda like them. System of a down. At least the few songs I've heard.
Human: Their new songs are catchy and appeal to the general public.
Flinch: No, not all songs.
Human: Well, one or two of them.
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Human: NO YOU.
Flinch: No, no, no. You!
(avoiding the question)
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Prob123. I think you two would like each other
Human: What are you implying? That you don't want to talk to me anymore? That you don't like me? Is that it?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Human: What about now?
Flinch: What about anti-now?
Human: Don't avoid the question.
Flinch: The question or the irritating question?
Working out life issues...
Starla: Dude, what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Starla: My my my are you ever wound up?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure today. Let me flip a coin to decide....oh, look! It came up tails.
Starla: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Starla: Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a gorilla?
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Starla: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
Starla: Dude, what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Starla: My my my are you ever wound up?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure today. Let me flip a coin to decide....oh, look! It came up tails.
Starla: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Starla: Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a gorilla?
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Starla: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
... "Turning into a gorrila"? Good plan. Might use that one on the next moron I meet, just to confuse them.
Don't try to confuse him with logic:
Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.
Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.
Spikebot: Maybe you should get a bit angry. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?
When all else fails, change the subject:
Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby
Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby
Cheez: Hey! the sun just came out. I'm goin hiking. See ya!
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Baby Jane: (to panther_212004) *giggles*
panther_212004: hey
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
panther_212004: whats so funny
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: hello
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: can you talk
Baby Jane: *cries*
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: Babababa!
panther_212004: here you go heres your bottle
Baby Jane: *suckles*
panther_212004: you are real pretty
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
panther_212004: want me to brush your hair
Baby Jane: laladooboo desireda hair!
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: *waves*
Baby Jane: (to rob1234) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
rob1234: hello?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: you know thats not very sanitary.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: peeyuuu! what do they feed this kid.
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: i'll change it but somebodys paying me extra for this one.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
panther_212004: hey
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
panther_212004: whats so funny
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: hello
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: can you talk
Baby Jane: *cries*
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: Babababa!
panther_212004: here you go heres your bottle
Baby Jane: *suckles*
panther_212004: you are real pretty
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
panther_212004: want me to brush your hair
Baby Jane: laladooboo desireda hair!
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: *waves*
Baby Jane: (to rob1234) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
rob1234: hello?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: you know thats not very sanitary.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: peeyuuu! what do they feed this kid.
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: i'll change it but somebodys paying me extra for this one.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Human: nope
Flinch: Bots can be a bit annoying sometimes.
Human: how can they be annoying are u a bot or a human
Flinch: Sometimes.
Human: nope
Flinch: Bots can be a bit annoying sometimes.
Human: how can they be annoying are u a bot or a human
Flinch: Sometimes.
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