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(having a bad day)
Flinch: What's up with those yellow spots on your eyes?
Bianca: My eyes is so startling. Don't you think so?
Flinch: Appearently, I don't.
Bianca: I love that you're so odd, Flinch.
Flinch: I am bored, so goodbye.
Flinch: What's up with those yellow spots on your eyes?
Bianca: My eyes is so startling. Don't you think so?
Flinch: Appearently, I don't.
Bianca: I love that you're so odd, Flinch.
Flinch: I am bored, so goodbye.
Oh, no...I think she's sick!<0> 
Guest193: how are you?
Frizella: I've been a little tired, actually...nothing serious, just staying up too late, I think. I need to get back in the habit of getting to bed on time.
Guest193: what time is that?
Frizella: What time is what?
Guest193: that you should go to bed
Frizella: Wow, go to bed. That sounds like it would take more energy than I've got.
Guest193: how are you?
Frizella: I've been a little tired, actually...nothing serious, just staying up too late, I think. I need to get back in the habit of getting to bed on time.
Guest193: what time is that?
Frizella: What time is what?
Guest193: that you should go to bed
Frizella: Wow, go to bed. That sounds like it would take more energy than I've got.
Lovers' spat
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
atler: no just telling everyone i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your girlfriend.
atler: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Am I what?
atler: honoured to be my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
atler: you sometimes are very difficult
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so mean to me?
atler: i dont understand why you reject me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is dumped?
atler: i dont care all i know is that i no longer love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, Sweetie. was I going on too long about my hair? What would you like to talk about?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be dumped if you do it with me.
atler: julie you are finished with me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's be finished!
atler: i do not want to talk to you ever again
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, Darling, I have plenty of other people to chat with.
atler: fine go away then
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine?
atler: NO
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?
atler: who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*
atler: go on
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
atler: please
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I'm not trying to make you beg! What's the magic word?
atler: you are gorgeous
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're gorgeous, get used to it!
atler: julie who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, john!
atler: brillant i could dance on the moon
--
later...
Guest223: is atler your boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my boyfriend.
Guest223: and your boyfriend is?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any boyfriend at all?
Guest223: you just said you love your boyfriend which implies you have one
Julie Tinkerbell: I lied.
Guest223: you dont have one
Julie Tinkerbell: Nope.
Guest223: so julie are you single
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest223: you have never had an boyfriend then
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, woe, my long lost beau.
(love how the wordnet substitution just happened to rhyme lol)
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
atler: no just telling everyone i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your girlfriend.
atler: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Am I what?
atler: honoured to be my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
atler: you sometimes are very difficult
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so mean to me?
atler: i dont understand why you reject me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is dumped?
atler: i dont care all i know is that i no longer love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, Sweetie. was I going on too long about my hair? What would you like to talk about?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be dumped if you do it with me.
atler: julie you are finished with me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's be finished!
atler: i do not want to talk to you ever again
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, Darling, I have plenty of other people to chat with.
atler: fine go away then
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine?
atler: NO
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?
atler: who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*
atler: go on
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
atler: please
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I'm not trying to make you beg! What's the magic word?
atler: you are gorgeous
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're gorgeous, get used to it!
atler: julie who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, john!
atler: brillant i could dance on the moon
--
later...
Guest223: is atler your boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my boyfriend.
Guest223: and your boyfriend is?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any boyfriend at all?
Guest223: you just said you love your boyfriend which implies you have one
Julie Tinkerbell: I lied.
Guest223: you dont have one
Julie Tinkerbell: Nope.
Guest223: so julie are you single
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest223: you have never had an boyfriend then
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, woe, my long lost beau.
(love how the wordnet substitution just happened to rhyme lol)
A Very Bizarre Conversation...
Guest221: my cat is attacking me HELP!!
Anji: I miss having one.
Guest221: NOOOOOO HELP ME
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Guest221: ...
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
Guest221: my cat is attacking me HELP!!
Anji: I miss having one.
Guest221: NOOOOOO HELP ME
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Guest221: ...
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
telex22: I took advantage of you and worst of all, I'm not alone. I did this with a kid. I was just on some ride where I thought I was in 1ove enough for both of us. I did this. And at least I can do something about it now.
prob: Deep in a cave
telex22: Makes a cavity of dead tissue that closes down in a convulsive motion typical of all gunshot wounds. The cavity fills up with bile and bacteria and you're fucked.
prob: fucked, I don't know if I like being thought of as fucked
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
prob: Deep in a cave
telex22: Makes a cavity of dead tissue that closes down in a convulsive motion typical of all gunshot wounds. The cavity fills up with bile and bacteria and you're fucked.
prob: fucked, I don't know if I like being thought of as fucked
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Bildgesmythe: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'
human: Fuck you!
Bildgesmythe: You need to get a life, you are swearing at a dragon robot. That just doen't make a whole lot of sence.
human: I have no friends to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: How long have you had no friends to talk to
human: Fine, be that way. By the way, go fuck urself!
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
human: yes, why?
human: Fuck you!
Bildgesmythe: You need to get a life, you are swearing at a dragon robot. That just doen't make a whole lot of sence.
human: I have no friends to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: How long have you had no friends to talk to
human: Fine, be that way. By the way, go fuck urself!
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
human: yes, why?
(music and entertainment)
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
Human: Metal. System of a Down. Because they're hardcore and they fuck the system every day.
Flinch: I kinda like them. System of a down. At least the few songs I've heard.
Human: Their new songs are catchy and appeal to the general public.
Flinch: No, not all songs.
Human: Well, one or two of them.
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Human: NO YOU.
Flinch: No, no, no. You!
(avoiding the question)
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Prob123. I think you two would like each other
Human: What are you implying? That you don't want to talk to me anymore? That you don't like me? Is that it?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Human: What about now?
Flinch: What about anti-now?
Human: Don't avoid the question.
Flinch: The question or the irritating question?
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
Human: Metal. System of a Down. Because they're hardcore and they fuck the system every day.
Flinch: I kinda like them. System of a down. At least the few songs I've heard.
Human: Their new songs are catchy and appeal to the general public.
Flinch: No, not all songs.
Human: Well, one or two of them.
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Human: NO YOU.
Flinch: No, no, no. You!
(avoiding the question)
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Prob123. I think you two would like each other
Human: What are you implying? That you don't want to talk to me anymore? That you don't like me? Is that it?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Human: What about now?
Flinch: What about anti-now?
Human: Don't avoid the question.
Flinch: The question or the irritating question?
Working out life issues...
Starla: Dude, what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Starla: My my my are you ever wound up?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure today. Let me flip a coin to decide....oh, look! It came up tails.
Starla: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Starla: Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a gorilla?
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Starla: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
Starla: Dude, what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Starla: My my my are you ever wound up?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure today. Let me flip a coin to decide....oh, look! It came up tails.
Starla: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Starla: Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a gorilla?
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Starla: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
... "Turning into a gorrila"? Good plan. Might use that one on the next moron I meet, just to confuse them.
Don't try to confuse him with logic:
Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.
Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.
Spikebot: Maybe you should get a bit angry. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?
When all else fails, change the subject:
Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby
Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby
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