Great Quotes

Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol

...and the show has reached a new low.

Edited for language and to protect the easily annoyed.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.

Sonora: *sings* Ms. prob, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?

Ulrike -- See, there's countable immortality, and then there's uncountable immortality.

Ah, yes. Could we have an uncountable plague of locusts to go along with it?

I'm pretty sure locusts have to be discrete.

Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)

*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?

Botulism: I am a Trekkie!
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.

Just because your immortal, does mean you'll live forever. It's not about math--it's about stakes, sunlight, and people cutting your head off. That's not the kind of thing you plot on a curve.

Bella Goth: What Melania's name?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.

Azureon: I was just thinking of a Princess, I knew once, so I lost track of our conversation, now where were we.?
Flinch: Somewhere around the burn ward.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.

Flinch: I´m listening to Manics right know. Do you like them?
Human: i aint never heard of them are they a band
Flinch: Yes you are! Admit it!
Human: NO I AM NOT!!
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Human: im confused
Flinch: Everyone seems to be confused these days.. I don't understand it.

Human: what would u have done if the dog would have got out
Flinch: If the would have would have got out a basenji me done.
Human: basenji?
Flinch: Sometimes I do basenji. Not so often though.
Human: what is basenji
Flinch: I wonder what basenji is too.