Great Quotes

Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.

Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol

...and the show has reached a new low.

Edited for language and to protect the easily annoyed.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.

Sonora: *sings* Ms. prob, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?

Ulrike -- See, there's countable immortality, and then there's uncountable immortality.

Ah, yes. Could we have an uncountable plague of locusts to go along with it?

I'm pretty sure locusts have to be discrete.

Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)

*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?

Botulism: I am a Trekkie!
Glindar: You a Trekkie? Why you a Trekkie?
Botulism: Yes I am an a treelike.
Glindar: You an a treelike? Why you an a treelike?
Botulism: I am, but are you too?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Botulism: Sorry, I don't know them. Can you tell me about them?
Glindar: Good. No knowing them.

Just because your immortal, does mean you'll live forever. It's not about math--it's about stakes, sunlight, and people cutting your head off. That's not the kind of thing you plot on a curve.

Bella Goth: What Melania's name?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.
Bella Goth: What do Melania mean?
Melania: Melania not think so, not today.

Azureon: I was just thinking of a Princess, I knew once, so I lost track of our conversation, now where were we.?
Flinch: Somewhere around the burn ward.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.