Great Quotes
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Struck me as amusing.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any pets?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Did you know??............
The average adult male ostrich--the world's largest living bird--weighs up to 345 pounds.
Sarah Miles: Nope, I didn't know that!
Rykxxbot1: What do you mean no?
Sarah Miles: I mean what is normally meant by it!
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any pets?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Did you know??............
The average adult male ostrich--the world's largest living bird--weighs up to 345 pounds.
Sarah Miles: Nope, I didn't know that!
Rykxxbot1: What do you mean no?
Sarah Miles: I mean what is normally meant by it!
She should have checked whether he was a girl first...
Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Forty-four months.
Love Agent: Are you a bot or a person? With these non-committal responses I'm getting suspicious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Love Agent: I thought you were the one that is a member of the Nazi party.
Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Forty-four months.
Love Agent: Are you a bot or a person? With these non-committal responses I'm getting suspicious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Love Agent: I thought you were the one that is a member of the Nazi party.
Glindar: You still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Sonora: I used to be pretty immortal, but then I upgraded to severely immortal.
I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...
I didn't realize there were gradations of immortality...
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.
Sonora: Why not?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Sonora: Why don't you unbuckle anything instead?
Esme Weatherwax: It anchors you. Keeps you human. Stops you from cackling.
Laura999: (to hidden_shadow) Hi there.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol
...and the show has reached a new low.
hidden_shadow: hello how are you?
Laura999: I am doing pretty vell, although zings could be better...
hidden_shadow: how can things be any better ?
Laura999: Go look it up.
hidden_shadow: you go look it up i'm too busy looking up melora's dress lol
...and the show has reached a new low.
Edited for language and to protect the easily annoyed.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.
The Dane: What, ho, Human?
Human: WTF
The Dane: Let me not zink on't.
Human: LEAVE ME ALONE
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Human: F$@# YOU
The Dane: Thy fain blows are as malicious mockery.
Sonora: *sings* Ms. prob, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
prob: I can say I should do it if I wanted to. I like Love Agent.
Sonora: Nah. You should never do it if you wanted to. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Well, yeah. If not they get eaten! (Or blackmailed...)
*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?
*ponders* What's a locust got that's worth blackmailin' over...?
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