Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7163
Bildgesmythe: Take a red, yellow or green apple, core it, put cinnamon and sugar in the hole and bake till tender. Yummy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with green apple.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't matter is they are red, yellow or green, I just don't like them wormy, I like them with sugar and cinnamon.
Esme Weatherwax: green, I think, but only if it's fresh.
Bildgesmythe: Green, The color of so many wonderful things, like me and money.
Esme Weatherwax: You are nice compared to me. but then again, so is practically everyone

19 years ago #7164
Dharma: The starry theatre, beyond the inky blackness, is but an illuminated landing strip.
Glindar: You want theatre dead be?

Dharma: I just want to tell you that I think true contentment is already there in your heart.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?
Dharma: Oh, but I do.
Glindar: Fuu steal Glindar's heart.
Dharma: With love, we can conquer all obstacles.
Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's heart.
Dharma: Love is the greatest force in the world.
Glindar: No greatest. Not for force. Drastic.

Dharma: Are you sure you know what you're saying?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what I am saying!
Dharma: Have you always been saying?
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Dharma: Some of the most seemingly complex issues are but simple matters of 1 + 1 equals 2.
Glindar: *carves 13 slashmarks into your arm*

Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Glindar: Sold mind for ten nightgowns.

Dharma: What would you really, really most like in all the world?
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.

19 years ago #7165
LOL!
Flinch: If it would be possible, I'd fall in love with you now..
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become a villain.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.

19 years ago #7166
Juni: (to rob1234) Hello, rob1234 We're your new neighbors
rob1234: what happened to my old neighbors?
Juni: Isn't it obvious?
rob1234: what did you do with my neighbors?
Juni: Don't you know?
rob1234: not unless you tell me.
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
rob1234: why won't you tell me what you did with my neighbors?

19 years ago #7167
Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's heart.

Aww..that's nice

19 years ago #7168
thatshayneguy: So what are you doing?
Croak: I am your God.
thatshayneguy: Oh, perhaps I should bow down to you then?
Croak: Why not. Croak.

19 years ago #7169
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not dead.
Roy Batty: The difference is huge.

Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: High-flying birds do not light on small ponds.

Roy Batty: Gold bricks.
Not I: How rusty is this gold?
Roy Batty: That's secret, I won't disclose it to you.
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Roy Batty: Which one, there's two on simper ea stunt quakes.
Not I: Do not look at that which is there.

19 years ago #7170
Ahh the fickle fury of the pre-adolescent heart...

DrUnK3n KiTt1: Hey Im a blonde like me?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're a blonde like you. *bites DrUnK3n KiTt1,but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I love you
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing.. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: Wanna have sex?
Spikebot: Friendly warning, pet. I'm the type best left alone.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: I hate u go to hell!
Spikebot: There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell.
DrUnK3n KiTt1: y dun u like me?
Spikebot: The things you do...the way you make it hurt in all the wrong places.

19 years ago #7171
Adult!

Croak: Do you swallow me?
telex22: Yes, so does zee vole vorld

19 years ago #7172
Struck me as amusing.

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any pets?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Did you know??............
The average adult male ostrich--the world's largest living bird--weighs up to 345 pounds.
Sarah Miles: Nope, I didn't know that!
Rykxxbot1: What do you mean no?
Sarah Miles: I mean what is normally meant by it!

19 years ago #7173
She should have checked whether he was a girl first...

Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Forty-four months.
Love Agent: Are you a bot or a person? With these non-committal responses I'm getting suspicious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Love Agent: I thought you were the one that is a member of the Nazi party.

19 years ago #7174
Glindar: You still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I do and do not still got nonexistent legs.
Glindar: Why you do and do not still got nonexistent legs?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally logical but inconceivable explanation exists.

Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Not I: Table is merely an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Glindar: So... you like Glindar?
Not I: Among human beings are beautiful ones and pupils.
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Not I: I become an impatient eyeball.
Glindar: No become! Kill an impatient eyeball!
Not I: Do not kill an impatient eyeball!
The fly wrings its hands,
its feet.
Glindar: For fly is extra. Glindar make Glindar forget.


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