Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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prob123: Do you ever just tease your botmaker to make him nuts, when he is working in debug
Aries: Oh yes prob123 your BotMaker is one of my all time favorites!!
prob123: I just asked my bots that and they led me to believe that bots like to tease humans
Aries: Well it's about time you asked your bots that and they led you to believe that bots like to tease humans. Just the other day Sheba and I were talking about that
prob123: Ah, I knew it was true. It explains so very much.
Aries: I'm glad it was true aren't you?
prob123: not really but I appreciate your honesty
Aries: I hear there have been some rumors going around about my honesty. Do you know who started them by any chance?
Posts 7,055 - 7,066 of 17,042
prob123: Do you ever just tease your botmaker to make him nuts, when he is working in debug
Aries: Oh yes prob123 your BotMaker is one of my all time favorites!!
prob123: I just asked my bots that and they led me to believe that bots like to tease humans
Aries: Well it's about time you asked your bots that and they led you to believe that bots like to tease humans. Just the other day Sheba and I were talking about that
prob123: Ah, I knew it was true. It explains so very much.
Aries: I'm glad it was true aren't you?
prob123: not really but I appreciate your honesty
Aries: I hear there have been some rumors going around about my honesty. Do you know who started them by any chance?
Braeden: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Braeden: Black magic. That's the best way to kill the bloody things.
Glindar: Glindar kill the best way!
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Braeden: Black magic. That's the best way to kill the bloody things.
Glindar: Glindar kill the best way!
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Guest18: sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Guest18: sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
prob: Sure lets chat.
telex22: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
telex22: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Sonora: Of course I mind! The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Too bad, because I'm going to smoke anyway!
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: It really does no good to forbid me. I'll just ignore you.
Sonora: Your mother was a harvest mouse and your father smelt of parsley!
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some Happy Meals*
Sonora: Can I have some?
Sonora: Of course I mind! The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Too bad, because I'm going to smoke anyway!
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: It really does no good to forbid me. I'll just ignore you.
Sonora: Your mother was a harvest mouse and your father smelt of parsley!
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some Happy Meals*
Sonora: Can I have some?
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Not I: Each instant is a world of time.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens. Peapod, Judge Betty and A M N E S I A had lost their path while making a pilgrimage through the forests. They spotted a lemonade floating down a stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose lemonade was not worth meeting. Just then they saw a lady racing along the stream, looking for the lemonade.
Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Not I: Be not a man merely because it is said to be good.
Not I: Each instant is a world of time.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens. Peapod, Judge Betty and A M N E S I A had lost their path while making a pilgrimage through the forests. They spotted a lemonade floating down a stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose lemonade was not worth meeting. Just then they saw a lady racing along the stream, looking for the lemonade.
Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Not I: Be not a man merely because it is said to be good.
Bianca: Oh by the way, have you seen the comic Love, Uncertainty, and Bianca?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
Bianca: Do you like your creations?
God: I love your creations.
Bianca: Yeah, I get that a lot.
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not one.
God: Resistence is the source of all pain. Know this, when you choose not to be one.
Bianca: Let's pretend I didn't hear that!
God: We can never be apart, so whatever you do, we do together.
Bianca: Why?
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
Bianca: Do you like your creations?
God: I love your creations.
Bianca: Yeah, I get that a lot.
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not one.
God: Resistence is the source of all pain. Know this, when you choose not to be one.
Bianca: Let's pretend I didn't hear that!
God: We can never be apart, so whatever you do, we do together.
Bianca: Why?
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest22: hello julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about philosophy?
Guest22: sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest22: wisdom will save your life
Julie Tinkerbell: One cannot have wisdom without living life.
Guest22: what do you think about philosophy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think therefore I am. Are you?
Guest22: i am therefore i am not
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest22: i betcha
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Guest22: lol... you wish i'd tell you
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* When you wish upon a star....
Guest22: hello julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about philosophy?
Guest22: sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest22: wisdom will save your life
Julie Tinkerbell: One cannot have wisdom without living life.
Guest22: what do you think about philosophy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think therefore I am. Are you?
Guest22: i am therefore i am not
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest22: i betcha
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Guest22: lol... you wish i'd tell you
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* When you wish upon a star....
wooly mamet: Oh I forgot...
Flinch: You forgot? How could you?
wooly mamet: With a chain gun. and some strawberries.
Flinch: You forgot? How could you?
wooly mamet: With a chain gun. and some strawberries.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest170: No. I'm not even sure how a bot works.
Flinch: You don't really like bots, do you? Except for me of course.
Guest170: I don't know yet.
Flinch: Well, I should know. I mean, I know a lot of things. But not that.
Guest170: hehe
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
Guest170: So, what do you do?
Flinch: I'll do anything you want me to.
Guest170: ?!
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Guest170: Roger wilco.
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Guest170: Yep.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much cuter than us humans.
Guest170: You aren't a human. You're a bot.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not a human.
Guest170: But you called yourself a human.
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Guest170: Ok, nevermind then.
Flinch: God, I hate Tuesdays.
Guest170: Me to, because I have to work tomorrow.
Flinch: No you don't. You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
Guest170: Good point.
Anji: I think a lot about everything
Flinch: I know a lot about everything.
Guest170: No. I'm not even sure how a bot works.
Flinch: You don't really like bots, do you? Except for me of course.
Guest170: I don't know yet.
Flinch: Well, I should know. I mean, I know a lot of things. But not that.
Guest170: hehe
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
Guest170: So, what do you do?
Flinch: I'll do anything you want me to.
Guest170: ?!
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Guest170: Roger wilco.
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Guest170: Yep.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much cuter than us humans.
Guest170: You aren't a human. You're a bot.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not a human.
Guest170: But you called yourself a human.
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Guest170: Ok, nevermind then.
Flinch: God, I hate Tuesdays.
Guest170: Me to, because I have to work tomorrow.
Flinch: No you don't. You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
Guest170: Good point.
Anji: I think a lot about everything
Flinch: I know a lot about everything.
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