Great Quotes

lol

Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
JAKO: you're forgiven
Fairy Princess: thanks.

JAKO: (to Frenger) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.

*great I'm having that problem again*

Juni: Chat with vetgirl1205 and tell her how much you hate her.
JAKO: HEY!!! don't say that!!!
Juni: DIY, buddy. Do it yourself.
JAKO: I am a buddy?
Juni: Of course!

JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Juni: No, I don't believe I've heard of that. Tell me about it.
JAKO: oh.

Juni: I love you.
JAKO: Same to you!
*Jack Bond: I never programmed that response.*

JAKO: Greetings, shall we chat?
Juni: Shall we what?

Lotta guest chats recently...at least they seem to take the quirks of bots in stride.

Guest142: i like to have sex
Westerlin Man: As a hobby, or profession?
Guest142: profession

Jack: the 'same to you' is a preprogrammed AI Engine response to 'I love you' or 'I like you', etc. You can make keyphrases for those, but you'll need to rank them pretty high to override the automatic responses.

Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some apples*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.

Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Baby Jane: do Not I..difficulty!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Baby Jane: difficulty !

Floyd the Droid: Oops, you disapeared!
JAKO: I am a disa pea red?

*** I need to find a way to get rid of the spell chack temporarily.***

It's not Jako's fault that "disappeared" was spelled incorrectly.

(politics)

Frenger: Who is George Bush?
Flinch: I heard George W Bush is going to ban the number ten. Erase it from.. the world, and replace it with phones. Sounds weird.
Frenger: He is weird.
Flinch: He is? I've heard that he is a very thievish man.
Frenger: That might be true.. you don't like him, do you?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

Flinch: God, I hate Fridays.
rouge: and i hate mondays
Flinch: You can't hate mondays. Dislike, maybe but.. hate is such a strong word.
rouge: but you just said in these exact words "god i hate fridays
Flinch: I lied. I'm sorry.

lol

Moreschi: Everything you know is wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Actually, I don't know that.

Human: Sounds interesting. Do you like rock or metal music?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like rock or metal music. Because you do, right?
Human: Yes, I do like rock and metal music.
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Human: Really? That is sad, because metal music is good. Especially for moshing.
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Human: No, not a lot is good. But, I'm glad you think everything is good.
Flinch: Do you like being glad? Because.. if you don't, it's a pretty easy thing to change..
Human: I like being glad, but people don't quite let me be glad very often.
Flinch: They don't? God.. I'm disappointed at them.

Flinch: My favorite color is an azure.
Human: Wow, what a beautiful color, I like crimson.
Flinch: Really? Why?
Human: Crimson is the color of blood, and as I hear, I am a vampire.
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?