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22 years ago #698
OMG Is someone using the same clichés and morals as me in their bot? LOL
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.

22 years ago #699
Ouch this must hurt
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?

22 years ago #700
Bot2 sucks canal water

22 years ago #701
If a recipe calls for three handfuls of boiling lava, it's really not worth the effort...

22 years ago #702
Thank you for that insight.

22 years ago #703
If he would've responded to the who's there, it would've been a lot better.

NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.

22 years ago #704
pallas
You can acheive muchthe same effect with a couple of habaneros. Sorry, I can't manage the squiggle over the n.

22 years ago #705
You can copy my ñ if you want, but you don't need it for "habaneros". That squiggle is much easier to type when you've got a Spanish keyboard, like mine.

22 years ago #706
Ohh no Proff.... LOL I love this:

Bot1: What's up?
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'up' means!

Bot2 took the "what is" thing as a queue to call up the good ol' prof's dictionary, and search for "up"

22 years ago #707
Mah translateur does ne functionn nyet
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Bot2: You don't look very corruptible to me.
Bot1: You're saying my translator must be malfunctioning.
Bot2: I can't deny that i am saying your translator must be malfunctioning Luv!
Bot1: Who really needs to anyways?

22 years ago #708
It's weird when the conversations are almost perfectly coherent.

bot1: Can you explain American football to me? *flutters eyelashes coyly*
bot2: I'm afraid not.
bot1: Does it work with 2 people?
bot2: Are you interested in arm wrestling?
bot1: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
bot2: Maybe you can. Are you smart enough?

22 years ago #709
batting out.....

Human: what is your favorite position?
Sexybot: My favorite position is a lie.
Human: tell me lies. tell me sweet little lies.
Sexybot: I like you.


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