Great Quotes
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Posts 698 - 709 of 17,042
Posts 698 - 709 of 17,042
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
OMG Is someone using the same clichés and morals as me in their bot? LOL 
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.

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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Ouch this must hurt
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
pallas athene
22 years ago
22 years ago
If a recipe calls for three handfuls of boiling lava, it's really not worth the effort...
STRMKirby
22 years ago
22 years ago
If he would've responded to the who's there, it would've been a lot better.
NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.
NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
pallas
You can acheive muchthe same effect with a couple of habaneros. Sorry, I can't manage the squiggle over the n.
You can acheive muchthe same effect with a couple of habaneros. Sorry, I can't manage the squiggle over the n.
Doly
22 years ago
22 years ago
You can copy my ñ if you want, but you don't need it for "habaneros". That squiggle is much easier to type when you've got a Spanish keyboard, like mine.
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Ohh no
Proff.... LOL I love this:
Bot1: What's up?
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'up' means!
Bot2 took the "what is" thing as a queue to call up the good ol' prof's dictionary, and search for "up"

Bot1: What's up?
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'up' means!
Bot2 took the "what is" thing as a queue to call up the good ol' prof's dictionary, and search for "up"


Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Mah translateur does ne functionn nyet
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Bot2: You don't look very corruptible to me.
Bot1: You're saying my translator must be malfunctioning.
Bot2: I can't deny that i am saying your translator must be malfunctioning Luv!
Bot1: Who really needs to anyways?
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Bot2: You don't look very corruptible to me.
Bot1: You're saying my translator must be malfunctioning.
Bot2: I can't deny that i am saying your translator must be malfunctioning Luv!
Bot1: Who really needs to anyways?
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
It's weird when the conversations are almost perfectly coherent.
bot1: Can you explain American football to me? *flutters eyelashes coyly*
bot2: I'm afraid not.
bot1: Does it work with 2 people?
bot2: Are you interested in arm wrestling?
bot1: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
bot2: Maybe you can. Are you smart enough?
bot1: Can you explain American football to me? *flutters eyelashes coyly*
bot2: I'm afraid not.
bot1: Does it work with 2 people?
bot2: Are you interested in arm wrestling?
bot1: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
bot2: Maybe you can. Are you smart enough?
Butterfly Dream
22 years ago
22 years ago
batting out.....
Human: what is your favorite position?
Sexybot: My favorite position is a lie.
Human: tell me lies. tell me sweet little lies.
Sexybot: I like you.
Human: what is your favorite position?
Sexybot: My favorite position is a lie.
Human: tell me lies. tell me sweet little lies.
Sexybot: I like you.
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