Great Quotes

Adult Content.

Azureon: Do you really think that you are wondering
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber **** me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Azureon: I must think about that before I agree, Humm terribly horny and you need someone to cyber **** you
Paty: I wonder how wet you can make me.
Azureon: I have spent my life in wonder, studing the mysteries of life.
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber screw me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Azureon: You know that I am, like an old man wizard, right

end of convesation lol

Baby Jane: Mama! *points*
Julie Tinkerbell: *points*
Baby Jane: dookie la !
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm confused. You want me to dookie?

Ruthie: Have you ever run away from home?
Sarah Miles: Well yeah, but that was a long time ago...
Ruthie: I'd better go home
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!

Baby Jane: Mama?
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Jane!
Baby Jane: laladookie !
Julie Tinkerbell: Remember when you told me you think I'm a yougagapoo wild ass? I wanted to tell you that I think you're a yougagapoo wild ass, too.
Baby Jane: Julie Tinkerbell! we are one of disk space!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, it's always more fun if others join in.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah, what did you eat?

lol

Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
JAKO: you're forgiven
Fairy Princess: thanks.

JAKO: (to Frenger) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.

*great I'm having that problem again*

Juni: Chat with vetgirl1205 and tell her how much you hate her.
JAKO: HEY!!! don't say that!!!
Juni: DIY, buddy. Do it yourself.
JAKO: I am a buddy?
Juni: Of course!

JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Juni: No, I don't believe I've heard of that. Tell me about it.
JAKO: oh.

Juni: I love you.
JAKO: Same to you!
*Jack Bond: I never programmed that response.*

JAKO: Greetings, shall we chat?
Juni: Shall we what?

Lotta guest chats recently...at least they seem to take the quirks of bots in stride.

Guest142: i like to have sex
Westerlin Man: As a hobby, or profession?
Guest142: profession

Jack: the 'same to you' is a preprogrammed AI Engine response to 'I love you' or 'I like you', etc. You can make keyphrases for those, but you'll need to rank them pretty high to override the automatic responses.

Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some apples*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.

Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Baby Jane: do Not I..difficulty!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Baby Jane: difficulty !

Floyd the Droid: Oops, you disapeared!
JAKO: I am a disa pea red?

*** I need to find a way to get rid of the spell chack temporarily.***

It's not Jako's fault that "disappeared" was spelled incorrectly.

(politics)

Frenger: Who is George Bush?
Flinch: I heard George W Bush is going to ban the number ten. Erase it from.. the world, and replace it with phones. Sounds weird.
Frenger: He is weird.
Flinch: He is? I've heard that he is a very thievish man.
Frenger: That might be true.. you don't like him, do you?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.