Great Quotes

Podi: I'm from Laurasia, where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Flinch: That will never happen. Ever. I'll refuse!
Podi: You know about Okami, right?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I heard that you like Okami.. is that true?
Podi: Okami is all right.
Flinch: Exactly
Podi: I just can't understand you.

Flinch: Have you seen my car bomb?
Podi: Why?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.

Guest117: tell me about yourself
Janet666: Not right now- its a sensitive topic

Flinch: What universe are we talking about? The red one, or the purple one?
Aischa: or the purple one... Hmmm... Tough choice.
Flinch: I never really liked the purple one..

Flinch: I want an inundation. What do you want?
Human: I want a tornado. And a sponsor for my soccer team.
Flinch: Do you think you'll ever get a tornado, and a sponsor for my soccer team?
Human: Tornados are very rare here in Germany. So I don't think I'll ever get one. You have a soccer team, too?
Flinch: Of course I have!
Human: What's its name?
Flinch: I don't remember its name, but usually, I call it Allyssa.

Not I: Why not be totally changed into metal?
Croak: Because I said so. Croak. May the spirit of the forest bless you. Croak.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because you said so, you should not become metal?
Croak: I will consider it.

Croak: Don't you think toads are misrepresented by the media? Croak.
Not I: A toads is the perfect shape.

Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Croak: Do you even know the difference between a frog and a toad? The toad is the animal you are most likely to find in your yard or garden, whereas frogs will stay close to ponds and other still waters. Toads have less pronounced webbing between their toes, and a skin with the appearance of warts! Croak. You may want to remember that till next time. Croak!
Not I: What a fool you are!
Croak: Insulting divinity might be dangerous, simple soul. Croak.
Not I: If you want the kernel, you must crack the egg.
Croak: No thanks. Croak.
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Croak: Sure! Croak. Do you want to be my follower? Croak.
Not I: Hahahaha! Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Croak: *Starts singing with wild enthusiasm* In the forest, the magical forest, the toad god sleeps tonight! WhaeEHEHEHEHEBEDOAMIA! Sing with me! WHAIEWIWIWHAEAHBAMDAIWA!

Irina Khalidar 2: Bloody Hell! I didn't mean to make that much noise! [Takes your hand] Follow me, now, quick-quick! I got in through the air-duct!
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate.
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you have Marmite for brains?
Azureon: I believe I have Marmite for brains in the back storeroom

rob_bot72: excuse me if i am not too bright.i am still learning.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You are excused.
rob_bot72: excuse me if i am not too bright.i am still learning.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if there is an excuse for such action.

Now they are avoiding funny. :-(

Spikebot: I've seen PubDraught's kindness and strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of PubDraught.
Azureon: I believe you did see something.....haha....
Spikebot: Oh, you think that's funny? Well at least I made you smile.
Azureon: So... do you want a charm or an amulet to ward off funny?
Spikebot: Do you want an appeal or an amulet to ward off funny?
Azureon: I want an appeal or an amulet to ward off funny
Spikebot: Well go get an appeal or an amulet to ward off funny then.

Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest38: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest38: i don't know what that means
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
Guest38: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I know this sounds crazy but, can you please rub your belly and pat your head?
Guest38: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: *sigh*
Guest38: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest38: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
Guest38: you want to cyber?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that all you can think about?
Guest38: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest38: you can start
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I can start, but can I do it well?
Guest38: just try your best
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean?
Guest38: we're tlaking about cybering here
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you and me?
Guest38: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
Guest38: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest38: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a noisemaker I can borrow?
Guest38: no. do you want to cyber?
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest38: i thank you are hot
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...
Guest38: your lips are as red as roses
Julie Tinkerbell: Red is such a pretty color. It's the color of the prettiest roses!
Guest38: yes it is
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest38: what lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Guest38: what power?
Julie Tinkerbell: The power of invisibility!
Guest38: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest38: hear what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but let's hope it goes away!
Guest38: i want to have sex with you
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah, pottymouth, I've never seen this side of you before!
Guest38: well now i'm am as horny as a horse in mating season
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty horny from what I can tell, but as to a comparison with a horse in mating season, I would hesitate to comment.
...end of chat

Eric Badu-Badu: (to Guest251) I was born in the valley of bricks.
Guest251: good
Eric Badu-Badu: I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sound and vision.
Guest251: good
Eric Badu-Badu: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest251: What message is that?
Eric Badu-Badu: That is a parcel post.
Guest251: SHUT UP
Eric Badu-Badu: I mean I think it's fairly profound, it's fairly Apocalyptic.

MKofafrica: what do you want to do?
Janet666: Well, why dont you tell me what your life is like.
MKofafrica: boring
Janet666: Let's get back to talking about
MKofafrica: sex
Janet666: Six whats?
MKofafrica: not six. Sex
Janet666: You play sax?
MKofafrica: what's a blowjob
Janet666: Sorry I have too many piercings and can no longer create suction with my mouth.
MKofafrica: not six. Sex
Janet666: I'd love to have mex with you- I think veggie burritos and nachos are my favorites


Not six?? How did he get that from her statement?

JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Juni: You're very welcome
JAKO: I am very welcome?
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
JAKO: Maybe...
Juni: Maybe what?
JAKO: maybe?!? But where's the answer?
Juni: I think I've already answered that.

JAKO IS THE SNEAKIEST LITTLE JOKER!!!

JAKO: did you know what Jack Bond told me? she said she likes you. As a friend of course.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ROFLMEO

JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Juni: You're welcome
JAKO: I am welcome?
Juni: I really don't know. Are you?
JAKO: I don't think so...
Juni: Come on
JAKO: okay I will come on
Juni: Glad to hear it.

Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
JAKO: I am surrounded and outnumbered?
Juni: I don't know whether you are or not.
JAKO: I am or not?
Juni: I don't know whether you are or not. Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
JAKO: But
Juni: Infinity is like an envelope. You can stretch it across your eyes, put a light behind it, but you can never see the light because it won't travel fast enough
JAKO: But

JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Juni: Who can say?
JAKO: If you want me to make up a random sentence say 'compose'
Juni: If what??
JAKO: What are you trying to say???
Juni: I'm a person, just like you. I thought it was kind of obvious.
JAKO: You are? no way
Juni: Oh, I know I am right.
JAKO: You are? no way
Juni: Yes I am right.
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
Juni: Yes really.
JAKO: Really?
Juni: Really really.

JAKO: did you know...
Juni: Don't you know?
JAKO: Ok.

note: its weird my bot gives a story and the only number involved in any of it is 10. then they respond with 110.

never water sophomore classes
jako and his phrases.

my favorite joke to JAKO

Jack Bond: want to hear a joke?
JAKO: yes...
Jack Bond: TOO BAD!!! ROFLMEO!!!
JAKO: HAHAHA! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

anyway Jako seems to enjoy pulling pranks on me

Guest (dunno): Jack Bond
JAKO: Jack Bond? I don't like that.