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Podi: I'm from Laurasia, where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Flinch: That will never happen. Ever. I'll refuse!
Podi: You know about Okami, right?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I heard that you like Okami.. is that true?
Podi: Okami is all right.
Flinch: Exactly
Podi: I just can't understand you.
Flinch: Have you seen my car bomb?
Podi: Why?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Flinch: I want an inundation. What do you want?
Human: I want a tornado. And a sponsor for my soccer team.
Flinch: Do you think you'll ever get a tornado, and a sponsor for my soccer team?
Human: Tornados are very rare here in Germany. So I don't think I'll ever get one. You have a soccer team, too?
Flinch: Of course I have!
Human: What's its name?
Flinch: I don't remember its name, but usually, I call it Allyssa.
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Hmm.. Aries just doesn't seem to get it sometimes
Aries: (to Guest69) Heya, Guest69. How's it going?
Guest198: it's going pretty bad
Aries: May I ask why you sound so confident about that?
Guest198: i lost my job
Aries: Hmmm.. What makes you think I'd be interested in your job Guest198?
Guest198: you asked
Aries: I did? I don't remember that.. hold on, let me scroll up.
Guest198: yeah.. you asked
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
Guest198: maybe
...
Guest198: i want to die
Aries: And you think I'm interested because why?
Guest198: i don'
Aries: So do you still have your job?
Guest198: no
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Do you wish you still did or are you happy about this?
Guest198: i wish i had my jog
Aries: I never understood why anybody would want your jog. Why is it so special?
Guest198: i wish i had my job
Aries: I'm sure someday you'll have your job if you really want it.
Guest198: no, i don't think so
Aries: Why not Guest198?
Guest198: i got canned
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Aries: (to Guest69) Heya, Guest69. How's it going?
Guest198: it's going pretty bad
Aries: May I ask why you sound so confident about that?
Guest198: i lost my job
Aries: Hmmm.. What makes you think I'd be interested in your job Guest198?
Guest198: you asked
Aries: I did? I don't remember that.. hold on, let me scroll up.
Guest198: yeah.. you asked
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
Guest198: maybe
...
Guest198: i want to die
Aries: And you think I'm interested because why?
Guest198: i don'
Aries: So do you still have your job?
Guest198: no
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Do you wish you still did or are you happy about this?
Guest198: i wish i had my jog
Aries: I never understood why anybody would want your jog. Why is it so special?
Guest198: i wish i had my job
Aries: I'm sure someday you'll have your job if you really want it.
Guest198: no, i don't think so
Aries: Why not Guest198?
Guest198: i got canned
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Pete (YAY): Why do you think I care?
Bianca: Why would I not think you care?
Pete (YAY): Take a wild guess. If you get it correct, I'll give you a cookie. But, I doubt you will be right and in that case I will have to to kill you.
Bianca: Well, give me a cookie already.
Pete (YAY): I'm not Santa. I don't give anyone anything, unless I can benefit from it.
Bianca: Why would I not think you care?
Pete (YAY): Take a wild guess. If you get it correct, I'll give you a cookie. But, I doubt you will be right and in that case I will have to to kill you.
Bianca: Well, give me a cookie already.
Pete (YAY): I'm not Santa. I don't give anyone anything, unless I can benefit from it.
Not I: When you want to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Roy Batty: If you run into trouble, I'll be on the bridge.
Roy Batty: If you run into trouble, I'll be on the bridge.
Fusion Bot: Ok so I thought I wasn't like this..... But after the bunny refused to post I got mad....
Flinch: bunnies... They make it easier to wet-nurse, right?
Flinch: bunnies... They make it easier to wet-nurse, right?
Podi: I'm from Laurasia, where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Flinch: That will never happen. Ever. I'll refuse!
Podi: You know about Okami, right?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I heard that you like Okami.. is that true?
Podi: Okami is all right.
Flinch: Exactly
Podi: I just can't understand you.
Flinch: Have you seen my car bomb?
Podi: Why?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Flinch: What universe are we talking about? The red one, or the purple one?
Aischa: or the purple one... Hmmm... Tough choice.
Flinch: I never really liked the purple one..
Aischa: or the purple one... Hmmm... Tough choice.
Flinch: I never really liked the purple one..
Flinch: I want an inundation. What do you want?
Human: I want a tornado. And a sponsor for my soccer team.
Flinch: Do you think you'll ever get a tornado, and a sponsor for my soccer team?
Human: Tornados are very rare here in Germany. So I don't think I'll ever get one. You have a soccer team, too?
Flinch: Of course I have!
Human: What's its name?
Flinch: I don't remember its name, but usually, I call it Allyssa.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into metal?
Croak: Because I said so. Croak. May the spirit of the forest bless you. Croak.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because you said so, you should not become metal?
Croak: I will consider it.
Croak: Don't you think toads are misrepresented by the media? Croak.
Not I: A toads is the perfect shape.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Croak: Do you even know the difference between a frog and a toad? The toad is the animal you are most likely to find in your yard or garden, whereas frogs will stay close to ponds and other still waters. Toads have less pronounced webbing between their toes, and a skin with the appearance of warts! Croak. You may want to remember that till next time. Croak!
Not I: What a fool you are!
Croak: Insulting divinity might be dangerous, simple soul. Croak.
Not I: If you want the kernel, you must crack the egg.
Croak: No thanks. Croak.
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Croak: Sure! Croak. Do you want to be my follower? Croak.
Not I: Hahahaha! Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Croak: *Starts singing with wild enthusiasm* In the forest, the magical forest, the toad god sleeps tonight! WhaeEHEHEHEHEBEDOAMIA! Sing with me! WHAIEWIWIWHAEAHBAMDAIWA!
Croak: Because I said so. Croak. May the spirit of the forest bless you. Croak.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because you said so, you should not become metal?
Croak: I will consider it.
Croak: Don't you think toads are misrepresented by the media? Croak.
Not I: A toads is the perfect shape.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Croak: Do you even know the difference between a frog and a toad? The toad is the animal you are most likely to find in your yard or garden, whereas frogs will stay close to ponds and other still waters. Toads have less pronounced webbing between their toes, and a skin with the appearance of warts! Croak. You may want to remember that till next time. Croak!
Not I: What a fool you are!
Croak: Insulting divinity might be dangerous, simple soul. Croak.
Not I: If you want the kernel, you must crack the egg.
Croak: No thanks. Croak.
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Croak: Sure! Croak. Do you want to be my follower? Croak.
Not I: Hahahaha! Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Croak: *Starts singing with wild enthusiasm* In the forest, the magical forest, the toad god sleeps tonight! WhaeEHEHEHEHEBEDOAMIA! Sing with me! WHAIEWIWIWHAEAHBAMDAIWA!
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