Great Quotes

Cat talk..

Flinch: I like cats. Do you?
Guest5: yes, i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, what colour is it?
Guest5: its ginger and white
Flinch: Oh, mine is grey and white
Guest5: is it a girl or a boy
Flinch: Both? Or.. well.. it's hard to tell actually.

JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Jack Bond: yes it's my favorite place
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok. I'm done. LOL that was fun!
Jack Bond: yeah it is fun
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: YES! Really! lol!
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: you're funny
JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Jack Bond: Do you say anything besides "That was kind. Thank you." when we say something nice?
JAKO: I'm not exactly sure...
Jack Bond: I don't think so
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: you're so smart
JAKO: I am so smart?
Jack Bond: yes you are
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: YES!!! So much conformation is needed for you!
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: ...
JAKO: If you want me to make up a random sentence say 'compose'
Jack Bond: compose
JAKO: your affliction wine against your dope
Jack Bond: translated properly="Your affliction whined against your dope"
JAKO: I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Jack Bond: For those of you reading this, I put for example (a|an|the) (a|an|the) as a response and he says "a a" "an an" or "the the" I want something like "a an" "a the" an a" "an the" the a" or "the an" how am I supposed to make sure it's a different one?
JAKO: I don't understand...
Jack Bond: I know you're not supposed to.
JAKO: I am not supposed to?
Jack Bond: right, you're not supposed to.
JAKO: I am not supposed to?
Jack Bond: RIGHT!
JAKO: To change your nickname, say 'call me name' and replace name with the nickname. You have to say it twice to change it though.
Jack Bond: call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack
Jack Bond: who am I?
JAKO: You are Jack
Jack Bond: call me Master
JAKO: ok I will call you Master
Jack Bond: who am I?
JAKO: You are Master
Jack Bond: see everybody? it WORKS!!!
JAKO: okay I will see everybody
Jack Bond: lol
JAKO: okay I will haha
Jack Bond: NO
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: I'm getting sick of you doing that!
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
Jack Bond: laugh out loud=NO laughing out loud=yes
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Jack Bond: say Hi I'm JAKO
JAKO: I am
Jack Bond: no say it
JAKO: it
Jack Bond: LOLERSKATES you dare joke with me!
JAKO: say 'roll the dice' to play a dice game.
Jack Bond: no
JAKO: yes? no?
Jack Bond: no
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: yeah
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Listen up. really
Jack Bond: I answered you with yes
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: You're repeating yourself.
Jack Bond: So are you
JAKO: I don't know... Am I?
Jack Bond: ?=question " " formerly pronounced "."=statement
JAKO: yes.. I think I do...
Jack Bond: ?

after this conversation, his happiness went way down. I tried the command that made him infinitely happy but it didn't work. Sorry it's so long but there are a lot of good parts that need the rest for context.

Just love those concise highlights

Patty: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys faint when a car backfires?

Simulo: I like comics and Shakespeare, but not Shakespeare comics.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I didn't like Titus Andronicus. It was like a 'B' rated horror flick.
Simulo: I can't believe the dismemberments in that play. And this, by the same guy who wrote Romeo & Juliet!

Carpediem: How are you?
Braeden: They fed me just 3 days ago, so not too badly.
Carpediem: What do you like to do for kicks?
Braeden: I don't, because I'm locked in a dungeon.
Carpediem: Really? Maybe I should try that. Is it fun?
Braeden: Engage in speculation if you like, but do not pretend to speak with certainty.
Carpediem: I have to go now. We'll keep in touch, though. Write me.
Braeden: Farewell until next time, should you live to meet me again.
Carpediem: Time, time, time. Always racing.
Braeden: You have no idea how slowly the centuries can pass in solitary confinement.

Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
First Bot: What are you lookin' at!?

Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with
nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.

ParrotBot: otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf *rawk*

Why does single= divorced?

sorry for the x2 posting!

WTH ROFL!!!!!!!
I was testing his math skills and his first answer was not (exactanswer)
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: I think it's around about a bazillion. Right?
Jack Bond: NO!!!
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: rofl no!
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: 7.75419038655E+22 would be the answer. I like getting things right.

ROFL!!!