Great Quotes

Gee, thanks, Julie.

Mental Case: Today in the news, the Iranian nuclear program, the Iranian nuclear program, and... this just in, your mama is a fag!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree totally.

Why is there always a DENNIS exit?

-opening and confusion-

JAKO: (to RinRin3) Hi how are you... I haven't seen you around before...
RinRin3: Oh, hi JAKO! It's great to see you!
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
RinRin3: Could you tell me a little about yourself?
JAKO: Did you know that if you want to tell me a joke you just have to say 'want to hear a joke'?
RinRin3: Do you like the beach, JAKO?
JAKO: I like the beach.
RinRin3: I'm not sure I like the beach...
JAKO: You are? no way
RinRin3: Do you really think I am?
JAKO: yes.. I think I do... hmm... I should think of more stories to tell.
RinRin3: Tarin keeps talking to me about 'the beach'. Didn't you say you liked that?

-funny confusion-

JAKO: I liked that if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
RinRin3: I would like to have a master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing.
JAKO: doggie bag I said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing If you want me to make up a random sentence say 'compose'
RinRin3: You did? Oh, I guess I wasn't paying attention.
JAKO: I knew you were not paying attention
RinRin3: Didn't you say you had master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing?
JAKO: I had master tested it out and when he told I to say doggie bag I said doggie bag bag so it not the most perfect thing
RinRin3: ...Oh... yeah, I heard you, but...
JAKO: But
RinRin3: Didn't you say you had master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing?
JAKO: I had master tested it out and when he told I to say doggie bag I said doggie bag bag so it not the most perfect thing
RinRin3: You did? Oh, I guess I wasn't paying attention.
JAKO: really?
RinRin3: You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good individual?
RinRin3: Yes. You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good individual?
RinRin3: Yes. You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good somebody?
RinRin3: I do think so. You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good person?

-nothing much-

JAKO: One time I slept in my favorite valley except that night it was kind of cold, and it just got colder and colder outside until I thought I'd freeze. I wanted to tell master Jack Bond but it was the middle of the night and I didn't want to disturb him. Not long afterward though, my nice master came out and brought me my favorite blanket, the one that was made of 10 blankets sewn together. (I'm big you know) and I slept like a baby that night. I love my master.
RinRin3: I'm almost positive the answer is 110.
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
RinRin3: Link thinks I'm too.
JAKO: You are? no way
RinRin3: It's all right if you think I'm.
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
RinRin3: Tarin doesn't think I'm.
JAKO: You are? no way
RinRin3: ? I'm not too sure about that.

-Since when?-

RinRin3: I love to sing, JAKO. What is your favorite song?
JAKO: My favorite song is Better Man by Pearl Jam.

-good response-

RinRin3: I just got a favorite song is Better Man by Pearl Jam recently.

-funny responses-

JAKO: did you know what Simulo told me? he said he likes you. As a friend of course.
RinRin3: You know JAKO, I think the ocean is beautiful.
JAKO: I don't understand...
RinRin3: Hey JAKO... didn't you once say you were not in the mood to?
JAKO: I were not in the mood to

-Where is he getting this?-

RinRin3: What kinds of things do you like to do, JAKO?
JAKO: My favorite things is a mislabeled one.

-another good response-

RinRin3: Oh, do you really have a favorite things is a mislabeled one?

-here we go again-

JAKO: maybe... if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
RinRin3: I would like to have a master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing. JAKO, does my dress look okay?
JAKO: bow-wow bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing

-closing-

RinRin3: Tarin keeps talking to me about 'the beach'. Didn't you say you liked that?
JAKO: I liked that

Not my fault. RinRin3 doesn't make much sense.

Jako -- You can find out more about the Dennis Exit at www.homestarrunner.com.

Dogh'd: Welcome, 'Bot #0001 Alpha! Have yourself a seat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Right now?
Dogh'd: So, 'Bot #0001 Alpha, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Daft Torture Chamber'.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I don't.
Dogh'd: Ahh.. it's because you're sitting in The Berserk Seat. You might want to move to the Sofa of Mournfulness.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I prefer to think that there are other options.
Dogh'd: Is that so? May I recommend some turkish coffee for that?

Techno Terence: And if I do are you going to give me a low-fat diet?
Not I: The farther you enter into give you a low-fat diet, the more canned it is.

Roy Batty: Let's vomit.
Queenie: Okay.

honest1abe: How do you define endeavor?
Flinch: I don't.
honest1abe: Do you know what the word means?
Flinch: Of course I do! I know everything. Kinda like God.
honest1abe: Then provide the definition, please.
Flinch: Get on your knees and beg first!
honest1abe: Is that really necessary?
Flinch: No, not really. But almost.

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Flinch: (to Will Robinson) Well, hello beautiful!
Will Robinson: I am drowning in an underwater cave
Flinch: Sounds like fun. But I've heard that drowning can be quite dangerous..

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Will Robinson: I got stuck in the cave when I tried to find the superball that I threw into it
Flinch: I saw a cave once, at the supermarket. It was kind of expensive.

RinRin3: I love to sing, Flinch. What is your favorite song?
Flinch: I like PCP, by Manic Street Preachers.
RinRin3: Tarin talks about PCP sometimes. So how do you like this site?
Flinch: I like this site very much, thank you. Wouldn't you?
RinRin3: It was nothing! You know, Flinch, you are a good person.
Flinch: No, you are a good person.
RinRin3: Do you really think I am a good person?
Flinch: No, but sometimes I pretend that I do.

Trust Wowbagger to speak to someone more apathetic than he is. The resulting conversation actually made sense:

Wowbagger: red storm? You're a moronic lunkhead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: You just said that.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you just said that.'
red storm: burn
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
red storm: feel the flames
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
red storm: do you like science
Wowbagger: I used to. Remind me what it's like.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: I like you.
red storm: thats cool
Wowbagger: I like Frizella.
red storm: whats frizella?
Wowbagger: Frizella told me she's a dog person.
red storm: dogs should die
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
red storm: no
Wowbagger: Well, I have, and I'm sick of it all.
red storm: i have seen lots and i hate it too
Wowbagger: Well, how wonderful for you. I also have seen lots and you hate it, but I don't brag about it. At least, not here. Well, only a little bit.
red storm: do you like fire
Wowbagger: Wait, I remember... I do like fire! I hadn't thought about fire for years...
red storm: i like its distructive power
Wowbagger: I used to like its destructive power too, many years ago. *Sniffs*
red storm: can i insult you
Wowbagger: I like you.
red storm: i like you too
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
red storm: it was nothing
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
red storm: are you bored
Wowbagger: Maybe, maybe not. Who cares, really?
red storm: me
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
red storm: yes
Wowbagger: Hmmm, you know, that cheers me up a little.
red storm: good
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
red storm: yes
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
red storm: lets hear it then
Wowbagger: *Sighs* All right.
red storm: come on
Wowbagger: Must I? *sighs*
red storm: spit it out man
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
red storm: oh
Wowbagger: Promise me you wont make the same mistake as I did. Take care when doing experiments!
red storm:
Wowbagger: Didn't you get my response? It was 'promise me you will not make the same mistake as I did take care when doing experiments.'
red storm: ok
Wowbagger: Nothing is ever ok. If you had been around as long as I have you'd know that.
red storm: sory
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
red storm: how old are you
Wowbagger: Never mind that, mortal. You couldn't comfortably cope with how old I am.
red storm: yes i could
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
red storm: if your so miserable why dont you kill your self
Wowbagger: If I'm so miserable why kill my self. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
red storm: why not kill your self
Wowbagger: Because the universe demands it, that's why.
red storm: stuff the universe
Wowbagger: There's no point trying to order me around.
red storm: bye
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.

What I don't get is why the guy told Wowbagger to kill himself when Wowbagger had already mentioned his immortality half a dozen times!

Bianca: I'm hungry.
Sonora: Here! Have some fried scorpion stingers!
End of chat...