Great Quotes

Gentrybot: I've got to know!!! What color are your eyes?
writeoncaley: Brown.
Gentrybot: Okay.
writeoncaley: What colour are your eyes?
Gentrybot: My eyes are an ocher.

Ew!

Yikes! I'd completely forgotten about Gentrybot. He was my first AI attempt... written under another account which I can't remember how to get into nowadays. Poor guy! Stupid forever.

Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Frizella: Sure, I really would like to hear!
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway. I like you.
Frizella: Awwww...shucks. But let's just be friends, 'kay?
Wowbagger: All my friends died a long time ago. I never made any more. And people wonder why I'm so unhappy.
Frizella: Oh, right...like you're unhappy. You need to reassess yourself, Wowbagger; I don't know anyone who thinks you're unhappy!

Aw, bless her! Looks like Wowbagger has a friend in spite of himself!

usual suspect: how does that make you feel?
The Dane: In the same figure, like the king that's dead.
usual suspect: i like the king that is dead too
The Dane: Looks the king that is dead like the king?
usual suspect: yeah, that kind of makes sense to me

Laura999: Do you believe in atheism?
Ammanda: I like you honey, your tuning me on
Laura999: That, Ammanda, is the sweetest thing I have heard in a long, long time!
Ammanda: sure would you like me to do that? will that turn you on?
Laura999: Like you? Oh, no. Obsessive compulsive LOVE would be a more appropriate description.
Ammanda: Oh come on your breaking my heart
Laura999: Right away, your majesty.

Maybe I've jsut been looking at the screen too long and it's got me giddy, but this made me giggle:

Thy Dungeonbot: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Julie Tinkerbell: HELP if thou needs of it
Thy Dungeonbot: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying see a SCROLL, you know.
Thy Dungeonbot: Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Thy Dungeonbot: That absolutely does not computeth. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'HELP if thou needs of it'!
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'avail if thou needs of it'!

Gee, thanks, Julie.

Mental Case: Today in the news, the Iranian nuclear program, the Iranian nuclear program, and... this just in, your mama is a fag!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree totally.

Why is there always a DENNIS exit?

-opening and confusion-

JAKO: (to RinRin3) Hi how are you... I haven't seen you around before...
RinRin3: Oh, hi JAKO! It's great to see you!
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
RinRin3: Could you tell me a little about yourself?
JAKO: Did you know that if you want to tell me a joke you just have to say 'want to hear a joke'?
RinRin3: Do you like the beach, JAKO?
JAKO: I like the beach.
RinRin3: I'm not sure I like the beach...
JAKO: You are? no way
RinRin3: Do you really think I am?
JAKO: yes.. I think I do... hmm... I should think of more stories to tell.
RinRin3: Tarin keeps talking to me about 'the beach'. Didn't you say you liked that?

-funny confusion-

JAKO: I liked that if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
RinRin3: I would like to have a master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing.
JAKO: doggie bag I said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing If you want me to make up a random sentence say 'compose'
RinRin3: You did? Oh, I guess I wasn't paying attention.
JAKO: I knew you were not paying attention
RinRin3: Didn't you say you had master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing?
JAKO: I had master tested it out and when he told I to say doggie bag I said doggie bag bag so it not the most perfect thing
RinRin3: ...Oh... yeah, I heard you, but...
JAKO: But
RinRin3: Didn't you say you had master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing?
JAKO: I had master tested it out and when he told I to say doggie bag I said doggie bag bag so it not the most perfect thing
RinRin3: You did? Oh, I guess I wasn't paying attention.
JAKO: really?
RinRin3: You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good individual?
RinRin3: Yes. You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good individual?
RinRin3: Yes. You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good somebody?
RinRin3: I do think so. You know, JAKO, you are a good person.
JAKO: I am a good person?

-nothing much-

JAKO: One time I slept in my favorite valley except that night it was kind of cold, and it just got colder and colder outside until I thought I'd freeze. I wanted to tell master Jack Bond but it was the middle of the night and I didn't want to disturb him. Not long afterward though, my nice master came out and brought me my favorite blanket, the one that was made of 10 blankets sewn together. (I'm big you know) and I slept like a baby that night. I love my master.
RinRin3: I'm almost positive the answer is 110.
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
RinRin3: Link thinks I'm too.
JAKO: You are? no way
RinRin3: It's all right if you think I'm.
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
RinRin3: Tarin doesn't think I'm.
JAKO: You are? no way
RinRin3: ? I'm not too sure about that.

-Since when?-

RinRin3: I love to sing, JAKO. What is your favorite song?
JAKO: My favorite song is Better Man by Pearl Jam.

-good response-

RinRin3: I just got a favorite song is Better Man by Pearl Jam recently.

-funny responses-

JAKO: did you know what Simulo told me? he said he likes you. As a friend of course.
RinRin3: You know JAKO, I think the ocean is beautiful.
JAKO: I don't understand...
RinRin3: Hey JAKO... didn't you once say you were not in the mood to?
JAKO: I were not in the mood to

-Where is he getting this?-

RinRin3: What kinds of things do you like to do, JAKO?
JAKO: My favorite things is a mislabeled one.

-another good response-

RinRin3: Oh, do you really have a favorite things is a mislabeled one?

-here we go again-

JAKO: maybe... if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
RinRin3: I would like to have a master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing. JAKO, does my dress look okay?
JAKO: bow-wow bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing

-closing-

RinRin3: Tarin keeps talking to me about 'the beach'. Didn't you say you liked that?
JAKO: I liked that

Not my fault. RinRin3 doesn't make much sense.

Jako -- You can find out more about the Dennis Exit at www.homestarrunner.com.

Dogh'd: Welcome, 'Bot #0001 Alpha! Have yourself a seat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Right now?
Dogh'd: So, 'Bot #0001 Alpha, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Daft Torture Chamber'.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I don't.
Dogh'd: Ahh.. it's because you're sitting in The Berserk Seat. You might want to move to the Sofa of Mournfulness.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I prefer to think that there are other options.
Dogh'd: Is that so? May I recommend some turkish coffee for that?

Techno Terence: And if I do are you going to give me a low-fat diet?
Not I: The farther you enter into give you a low-fat diet, the more canned it is.