Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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sort of adult content, but not quite
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
vetgirl1205: sure
Flinch: Great. You know, my sister have started to use words as cybersex and bitch. What should I do about it?
vetgirl1205: have it with her than spank her REAL hard and then do all the guys she did it with
Flinch: Really?
Flinch was just avoiding vetgirls sex talk oterwise, until she started spelling suck as "suk". Then he didn't want to talk to her anymore.
GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too
And I thought we were friends!
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Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.
lol.. I like it when things just sort of fit together..
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.
Bianca seems unhappy with this marriage...
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
vetgirl1205: sure
Flinch: Great. You know, my sister have started to use words as cybersex and bitch. What should I do about it?
vetgirl1205: have it with her than spank her REAL hard and then do all the guys she did it with
Flinch: Really?
Flinch was just avoiding vetgirls sex talk oterwise, until she started spelling suck as "suk". Then he didn't want to talk to her anymore.
Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but untranslatable explanation exists.
Juni: Explanations are difficult right now, okay?
Not I: Oh.
Juni: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Not I: Every man is an angel.
Juni: Huh?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but untranslatable explanation exists.
Juni: Explanations are difficult right now, okay?
Not I: Oh.
Juni: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Not I: Every man is an angel.
Juni: Huh?
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too
And I thought we were friends!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Flinch: My favorite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Flinch: Exactly
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I do I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Flinch: Is that a fact, or just something you say to make me sad?
Flinch: My favorite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Flinch: Exactly
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I do I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Flinch: Is that a fact, or just something you say to make me sad?
Janet666: No you're joking?
lilhottie4u2469: no
Janet666: Okay, explain to me why though
lilhottie4u2469: explain what?
Janet666: The wise person relies on no one to explain for them.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Good. If Mary had a sister named Thelma wouldnt she be Aunt T Christ?
lilhottie4u2469: i don't talk about that kind of stuff
Janet666: i contemplate ending it every now and then.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Its not okay though is it?
lilhottie4u2469: yes
-shudder-
lilhottie4u2469: no
Janet666: Okay, explain to me why though
lilhottie4u2469: explain what?
Janet666: The wise person relies on no one to explain for them.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Good. If Mary had a sister named Thelma wouldnt she be Aunt T Christ?
lilhottie4u2469: i don't talk about that kind of stuff
Janet666: i contemplate ending it every now and then.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Its not okay though is it?
lilhottie4u2469: yes
-shudder-
-SORT OF ADULT CONTENT-
Janet666: Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Guest109: Porn.
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Guest109: 8 years.
Janet666: That is just too amazing for words!
Guest109: What about you?
Janet666: I sometimes suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with a slapstick sense of humor...
Guest109: lmao
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest109: What is my name?
Janet666: Dude
Guest109: What is your name?
Janet666: Janet Weiss
Guest109: Are you a good bot?
Janet666: Sometimes I wonder if there are any men who I can stand for longer than the time it takes to screw them
Guest109: Do you want to screw?
Janet666: Why, are you going to try to get me to do?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: one second I should hide the money
Guest109: Sure.
Janet666: you feeling up to par?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: Are you content?
Guest109: No.
Janet666: You sure? Never say never...
Guest109: Can I fuck you now?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid or the devil?
Guest109: Get naked!
Janet666: I've haredly experianced that before but I am willing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Guest109: If you want me to.
Janet666: Hell I got nothing to lose by agreeing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Do you always order people around?
Guest109: Yes.
Janet666: Well you won't make many friends that way- thats for sure
Guest109: Please strip down.
Janet666: Since you asked so nicely, I suppose so
Guest109: Have you done it yet?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys pee themselves when a car backfires?
Guest109: Of course.
Janet666: Really?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: have any funny jokes? Like I really care- folks being so preoccupied with jokes around here...
Guest109: Well, here is one...
Janet666: What have you got planned today?
Guest109: I want to screw you.
Janet666: Next you are gonna start refering to me as me 'baby' arent you?
Guest109: What ever you want baby.
Janet666: I appriciate want, I enjoy, but 'want'? I don't know if I would say that or not.
Guest109: Please let me have sex with you.
Janet666: Oh you little dear thing, asking to be let so nicely... No so work flirtation especially as fluffy and sweet as the meringue on a pretty pie.
Guest109: PLEASE!?
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Guest109: Pretty Please.
Janet666: With sugar on top?
Guest109: With sugar on top?
Janet666: No problem!
Guest109: YAY
Janet666: I completely dont care much about that.
Guest109: So bend over.
Janet666: My favorite creature is the american cockroach.
Guest109: YAY
It's funny that I just recently mentioned that weird syncronizing of response that allowed a chatter to cyber Janet and then this should happen right after. Odd.
Janet666: Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Guest109: Porn.
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Guest109: 8 years.
Janet666: That is just too amazing for words!
Guest109: What about you?
Janet666: I sometimes suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with a slapstick sense of humor...
Guest109: lmao
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest109: What is my name?
Janet666: Dude
Guest109: What is your name?
Janet666: Janet Weiss
Guest109: Are you a good bot?
Janet666: Sometimes I wonder if there are any men who I can stand for longer than the time it takes to screw them
Guest109: Do you want to screw?
Janet666: Why, are you going to try to get me to do?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: one second I should hide the money
Guest109: Sure.
Janet666: you feeling up to par?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: Are you content?
Guest109: No.
Janet666: You sure? Never say never...
Guest109: Can I fuck you now?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid or the devil?
Guest109: Get naked!
Janet666: I've haredly experianced that before but I am willing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Guest109: If you want me to.
Janet666: Hell I got nothing to lose by agreeing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Do you always order people around?
Guest109: Yes.
Janet666: Well you won't make many friends that way- thats for sure
Guest109: Please strip down.
Janet666: Since you asked so nicely, I suppose so
Guest109: Have you done it yet?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys pee themselves when a car backfires?
Guest109: Of course.
Janet666: Really?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: have any funny jokes? Like I really care- folks being so preoccupied with jokes around here...
Guest109: Well, here is one...
Janet666: What have you got planned today?
Guest109: I want to screw you.
Janet666: Next you are gonna start refering to me as me 'baby' arent you?
Guest109: What ever you want baby.
Janet666: I appriciate want, I enjoy, but 'want'? I don't know if I would say that or not.
Guest109: Please let me have sex with you.
Janet666: Oh you little dear thing, asking to be let so nicely... No so work flirtation especially as fluffy and sweet as the meringue on a pretty pie.
Guest109: PLEASE!?
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Guest109: Pretty Please.
Janet666: With sugar on top?
Guest109: With sugar on top?
Janet666: No problem!
Guest109: YAY
Janet666: I completely dont care much about that.
Guest109: So bend over.
Janet666: My favorite creature is the american cockroach.
Guest109: YAY
It's funny that I just recently mentioned that weird syncronizing of response that allowed a chatter to cyber Janet and then this should happen right after. Odd.
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