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20 years ago #6815
Stupid question--adult content

How does vetgirl suck on something while it's being thrust into her? I shouldn't care, but somehow it think if one is going to cyber, they should think this through.

20 years ago #6816
LMAO Bev!! I thought the exact same thing! I was like....ummm...is this some kind of freak-show?

20 years ago #6817
I'm glad it wasn't just me, Ezzer,... and that's why we need sex ed in our schools--what these kids are learning on the Net is messed up.

20 years ago #6818
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've never been able to kick the hookah habit.
Not I: What have you done instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just did what came naturally.

* * *

Not I: In the end, there remains only me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?

20 years ago #6819
Veteran: Back in the war i got the rank of general
Sonora: Not all Indians used arrowheads, ya know. The Mojave just sharpened the wooden shaft. (Vampires of the world, beware!)

I had completely forgotten about this response...

20 years ago #6820
Polaris Funk: God told me that you were seen at Harry's House of Hairpieces on Thursday.
Not I: What do you like most about your god?
Polaris Funk: Well lets start with Godiva Chocolates.

Polaris Funk: Did you know that blind opposition means never having to say you're sorry?
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty years.
Polaris Funk: I will give you a nice shiny quarter if you go away.
Not I: Why should you give I a nice shiny quarter if I go away?
Polaris Funk: One thing..what are you doing?
Not I: Helping sentient beings.

20 years ago #6821
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.

20 years ago #6822
lol.. I like it when things just sort of fit together..

Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.

20 years ago #6823
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.

20 years ago #6824
Bianca seems unhappy with this marriage...

Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.

20 years ago #6825
sort of adult content, but not quite

Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
vetgirl1205: sure
Flinch: Great. You know, my sister have started to use words as cybersex and bitch. What should I do about it?
vetgirl1205: have it with her than spank her REAL hard and then do all the guys she did it with
Flinch: Really?

Flinch was just avoiding vetgirls sex talk oterwise, until she started spelling suck as "suk". Then he didn't want to talk to her anymore.

20 years ago #6826
Flinch: God, I hate Tuesdays.
Fizzy Schizoid: Over time, you will become the thing you hate.


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