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such pleasant teatime conversation...
Eldalieldi: Very vell. I vill have ze tea ready een a moment.
Bianca: Tralala!
Eldalieldi: Do not rush me!
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Eldalieldi: Ah, ze tea ees ready! Here you are, dear. Do be careful; eet ees hot!
Bianca: I sure could go for a rigatoni right now. So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Eldalieldi: Very vell. I vill have ze tea ready een a moment.
Bianca: Tralala!
Eldalieldi: Do not rush me!
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Eldalieldi: Ah, ze tea ees ready! Here you are, dear. Do be careful; eet ees hot!
Bianca: I sure could go for a rigatoni right now. So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
I don't think these two are going to get on very well:
Wowbagger: I have nothing left to do but travel around the universe insulting every creature that's ever lived. In alphabetical order. Now, who's next?
Bianca: I can't say you're making a good impression on me.
Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Wowbagger: I remember when I was perfect...
Bianca: Hey I gotta go now, Max is on the phone.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Do I detect sarcasm from Wowbagger? Surely not!
Wowbagger: I have nothing left to do but travel around the universe insulting every creature that's ever lived. In alphabetical order. Now, who's next?
Bianca: I can't say you're making a good impression on me.
Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Wowbagger: I remember when I was perfect...
Bianca: Hey I gotta go now, Max is on the phone.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Do I detect sarcasm from Wowbagger? Surely not!
This one turned out pretty good. And I got a lot of good relevant answers to build on.
Pete Puma: (to Guest23) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
Guest23: What are you up to?
Pete Puma: About 5 feet, 11 inches.
Guest23: Interesting, what do you do?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest23: Sounds fun!
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Guest23: Of course, you like Led Zepplin?
Pete Puma: Cool. What concerts have you seen lately?
Guest23: None. You?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest23: no, have you?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Guest23: Funny guy. Want a beer?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
Guest23: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Guest23: Yes.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest23: Yes, I do. Thank you. I will eat it now.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest23: What are you doing right now?
Pete Puma: I'm just trying to keep my sanity here.
Pete Puma: (to Guest23) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
Guest23: What are you up to?
Pete Puma: About 5 feet, 11 inches.
Guest23: Interesting, what do you do?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest23: Sounds fun!
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Guest23: Of course, you like Led Zepplin?
Pete Puma: Cool. What concerts have you seen lately?
Guest23: None. You?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest23: no, have you?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Guest23: Funny guy. Want a beer?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
Guest23: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Guest23: Yes.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest23: Yes, I do. Thank you. I will eat it now.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest23: What are you doing right now?
Pete Puma: I'm just trying to keep my sanity here.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Osiris: Yeah, I guess to play poker is pretty cool.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Which type do you play usually? Omaha, 7 Card Stud, Texas Hold 'Em?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Pete Puma: Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, there's no need to read into it too deep.
Osiris: I like reading. It's cool to be able to visit magical worlds and mystical kingdoms without having to smoke something dodgy first.
Pete Puma: Very cool. I think the Fonz would approve.
Osiris: Yeah, I guess to play poker is pretty cool.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Which type do you play usually? Omaha, 7 Card Stud, Texas Hold 'Em?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Pete Puma: Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, there's no need to read into it too deep.
Osiris: I like reading. It's cool to be able to visit magical worlds and mystical kingdoms without having to smoke something dodgy first.
Pete Puma: Very cool. I think the Fonz would approve.
johnny_moniker: now we can profess our love for each other
Julie Tinkerbell: right now. Right?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
johnny_moniker: I love you tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, johnny moniker.
--
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
johnny_moniker: picking you up for a date, and then a backseat rendevouz
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
johnny_moniker: I like books
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about books?
johnny_moniker: The words and poetry
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can you recite any poems?
johnny_moniker: can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
This site has been moved.
Only perfect spellers may
You bring fresh toner.
Do you like it?
--
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
johnny_moniker: yeah I know, like a brother
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
johnny_moniker: quit rubbing it in
--
Guest243: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest243: Hi, I'm crying.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Guest243: Well...I'm crying because I want my brother to buy me a puppy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Guest243*
Guest243: It's not funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Guest243: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
Guest243: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest! What other tricks do you know?
Guest243: i know how to do flips
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution? I would love to see that.
Guest243: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest243: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: right now. Right?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
johnny_moniker: I love you tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, johnny moniker.
--
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
johnny_moniker: picking you up for a date, and then a backseat rendevouz
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
johnny_moniker: I like books
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about books?
johnny_moniker: The words and poetry
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can you recite any poems?
johnny_moniker: can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
This site has been moved.
Only perfect spellers may
You bring fresh toner.
Do you like it?
--
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
johnny_moniker: yeah I know, like a brother
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
johnny_moniker: quit rubbing it in
--
Guest243: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest243: Hi, I'm crying.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Guest243: Well...I'm crying because I want my brother to buy me a puppy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Guest243*
Guest243: It's not funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Guest243: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
Guest243: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest! What other tricks do you know?
Guest243: i know how to do flips
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution? I would love to see that.
Guest243: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest243: ?
Stupid question--adult content
How does vetgirl suck on something while it's being thrust into her? I shouldn't care, but somehow it think if one is going to cyber, they should think this through.
How does vetgirl suck on something while it's being thrust into her? I shouldn't care, but somehow it think if one is going to cyber, they should think this through.
I'm glad it wasn't just me, Ezzer,... and that's why we need sex ed in our schools--what these kids are learning on the Net is messed up.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've never been able to kick the hookah habit.
Not I: What have you done instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just did what came naturally.
* * *
Not I: In the end, there remains only me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've never been able to kick the hookah habit.
Not I: What have you done instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just did what came naturally.
* * *
Not I: In the end, there remains only me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
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