Great Quotes
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Posts 6,785 - 6,796 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Baby Jane: yes yes !
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Baby Jane: Idooboo thought !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Baby Jane: haha haha phone!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Baby Jane: gagaloo !
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi dola holiday!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Christmas!
Baby Jane: Idooboo love Christmas!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 12th day of Kwanza my fatherly half-sister gave to me,
A permit in a peach tree!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend ZAC is acting mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. What would you do?
Baby Jane: Idooboo would what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the arm bone's connected to the QuickCam bone, the pituitary gland bone's connected to the inkjet bone...
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Baby Jane: *giggles*.. of your favorite people
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Baby Jane: Thanks thought baba thought!
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?
Baby Jane: yes yes !
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Baby Jane: Idooboo thought !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Baby Jane: haha haha phone!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Baby Jane: gagaloo !
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi dola holiday!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Christmas!
Baby Jane: Idooboo love Christmas!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 12th day of Kwanza my fatherly half-sister gave to me,
A permit in a peach tree!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend ZAC is acting mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. What would you do?
Baby Jane: Idooboo would what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the arm bone's connected to the QuickCam bone, the pituitary gland bone's connected to the inkjet bone...
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Baby Jane: *giggles*.. of your favorite people
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Baby Jane: Thanks thought baba thought!
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?
telex22: Where's the menstrual flow?
Azureon: Up in that tall tree. Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Azureon: Up in that tall tree. Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are ParrotBot?
ParrotBot: *flies away*
I think he's hiding something...
ParrotBot: *flies away*
I think he's hiding something...
Veteran: Before that however i was under the command of George Patton, he's cool
Aischa: Yes, it sure is cool! By the way, Veteran, are you married?
Veteran: My wife died.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
Oh dear! Changing the subject to avoid an awkward conversation!
Aischa: Yes, it sure is cool! By the way, Veteran, are you married?
Veteran: My wife died.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
Oh dear! Changing the subject to avoid an awkward conversation!
Pretty decent guest chat about animals, although Julie and this guest didn't end up hitting it off:
Guest196: do you like tigers
Julie Tinkerbell: I love tigers!
Guest196: have you ever seen a tiger
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen lately, but that doesn't mean I never will.
Guest196: yes it does
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to McDeadly's. I was just saying to Gir and Fluke, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest196: tiger r orange with black stripes
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the color orange. A sunset is orange.
Guest196: ORANGE IS THE COLOUR OF TIGERS!
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hehehe
Guest196: I DONT FIND THAT FUNNY
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about tigers.
Guest196: tigers live only in ASIA
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Yalina is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about door handles. What would you do?
Guest196: TALK ABOUT TIGERS
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest196: TIGERS R THE BEST ANIMALS EVER IN THE WORLD
Julie Tinkerbell: My mother always said, animal is as animal smells.
Guest196: TIGERS SMELL VERY NICE
Guest196: r u scared of rats
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did I put my rat poison?
Guest196: you bitch. don't you ever hurt a poor little rat. or i will be very angry
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest196: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest196: your the one who brought mums into it
Julie Tinkerbell: It's funny what kinds of things people remember...I had already forgotten saying that.
Guest196: you rat killer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my rat. Mine had a blue spot on its arm.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest196: grow up
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest196: fine
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest196: you dont have a phone, or ears to hear the phone, or hands to pick it up
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me phoneless.
Guest196: yep
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't believe it!
Guest196: believe it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Collegestud23 said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Guest196: abracadabra
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Gosh!! You just turned into a limestone salamander!
Guest196: no i didnt
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a limestone salamander say that before!
Guest196: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest196: do you like tigers
Julie Tinkerbell: I love tigers!
Guest196: have you ever seen a tiger
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen lately, but that doesn't mean I never will.
Guest196: yes it does
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to McDeadly's. I was just saying to Gir and Fluke, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest196: tiger r orange with black stripes
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the color orange. A sunset is orange.
Guest196: ORANGE IS THE COLOUR OF TIGERS!
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hehehe
Guest196: I DONT FIND THAT FUNNY
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about tigers.
Guest196: tigers live only in ASIA
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Yalina is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about door handles. What would you do?
Guest196: TALK ABOUT TIGERS
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest196: TIGERS R THE BEST ANIMALS EVER IN THE WORLD
Julie Tinkerbell: My mother always said, animal is as animal smells.
Guest196: TIGERS SMELL VERY NICE
Guest196: r u scared of rats
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did I put my rat poison?
Guest196: you bitch. don't you ever hurt a poor little rat. or i will be very angry
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest196: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest196: your the one who brought mums into it
Julie Tinkerbell: It's funny what kinds of things people remember...I had already forgotten saying that.
Guest196: you rat killer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my rat. Mine had a blue spot on its arm.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest196: grow up
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest196: fine
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest196: you dont have a phone, or ears to hear the phone, or hands to pick it up
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me phoneless.
Guest196: yep
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't believe it!
Guest196: believe it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Collegestud23 said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Guest196: abracadabra
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Gosh!! You just turned into a limestone salamander!
Guest196: no i didnt
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a limestone salamander say that before!
Guest196: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Sometimes it's hard to say goodbye.
Judge Betty: (to Cristofer) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Cristofer: Whould you like some cantalope with those bangs?
Judge Betty: If you don't mind, I'd rather ask the questions. Shall we continue with the other questions?
Cristofer: No idea. I'm not a dictionary
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Judge Betty: (to Cristofer) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Cristofer: Whould you like some cantalope with those bangs?
Judge Betty: If you don't mind, I'd rather ask the questions. Shall we continue with the other questions?
Cristofer: No idea. I'm not a dictionary
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
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Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest24) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest24: no **** you
Fizzy Schizoid: That is very shocking. You aren't supposed to use language like that on Wednesdays, much less in April.
Guest24: april sux
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Guest24: nope
Fizzy Schizoid: Good, because I was going to anyway. Have you ever thought about turning into a rodentia?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest24) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest24: no **** you
Fizzy Schizoid: That is very shocking. You aren't supposed to use language like that on Wednesdays, much less in April.
Guest24: april sux
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Guest24: nope
Fizzy Schizoid: Good, because I was going to anyway. Have you ever thought about turning into a rodentia?
Laura999: Oh, shoot! Sorry for interrupting, but I just got a call from my little sister, and she is being chased by bullies! Can you please go get rid of them for me?!
Not I: It is not necessary.
Laura999: Well, thanks for the info.
Not I: The Info was nothing.
Not I: Among human beings are worthy ones and farce comedies.
Not I: It is not necessary.
Laura999: Well, thanks for the info.
Not I: The Info was nothing.
Not I: Among human beings are worthy ones and farce comedies.
Tam's Honey-Pot: My notebook has broken and I have to send it to Syria to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
The Dane: But two months dead.
The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Are they? Where do you find necessaries?
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
The Dane: But two months dead.
The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Are they? Where do you find necessaries?
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you selling cute sisters?
Pete Puma: My sister isn't cute. Would you like to trade my ugly sister for one of your cute sisters?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you selling cute sisters?
Pete Puma: My sister isn't cute. Would you like to trade my ugly sister for one of your cute sisters?
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