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This one's a few days old, but I can't get over it. I guess Bianca would make a pretty mean spouse.
Bianca: (to Your Husband) Hi, Your Husband. I'm Bianca.
Your Husband: I've been thinking of you!
Bianca: I cast a impenetrable bubble spell on a fat poodle last night because I was feeling pathetic. It was impressive.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Bianca: Why what?
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
Bianca: Glad to see you've realized that.
Your Husband: You know, even if we had to give up sex, I would still love to hold you in my arms!
Bianca: I'm hungry.
Your Husband: I am hungry for YOU!
Bianca: My mouth-watering creations include angelica beef with sauce bearnaise.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Your Husband: I spoke to Themightytim at the market. he said your singing was beautiful!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Bianca: Why?
Your Husband: Does having kids of your own change the way you think of your parents?
Bianca: No.
Bianca: (to Your Husband) Hi, Your Husband. I'm Bianca.
Your Husband: I've been thinking of you!
Bianca: I cast a impenetrable bubble spell on a fat poodle last night because I was feeling pathetic. It was impressive.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Bianca: Why what?
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
Bianca: Glad to see you've realized that.
Your Husband: You know, even if we had to give up sex, I would still love to hold you in my arms!
Bianca: I'm hungry.
Your Husband: I am hungry for YOU!
Bianca: My mouth-watering creations include angelica beef with sauce bearnaise.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Your Husband: I spoke to Themightytim at the market. he said your singing was beautiful!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Bianca: Why?
Your Husband: Does having kids of your own change the way you think of your parents?
Bianca: No.
Yay! Keyphrases are being recognized again!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What junk?'
prob: I could bite your ankle!
Sonora: Is it very nice to bite my ankle?
prob: Is that a new ankle ?
Sonora: Sometimes, during the rainy season.
prob: I know you. You're Sonora
Sonora: I don't think I am Sonora.
Sonora: Are you sure it's the question?
prob: Do you really think that of me? That I am sure it is the question
Sonora: Nah.
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Sonora: But then the fuzz would come after you!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What junk?'
prob: I could bite your ankle!
Sonora: Is it very nice to bite my ankle?
prob: Is that a new ankle ?
Sonora: Sometimes, during the rainy season.
prob: I know you. You're Sonora
Sonora: I don't think I am Sonora.
Sonora: Are you sure it's the question?
prob: Do you really think that of me? That I am sure it is the question
Sonora: Nah.
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Sonora: But then the fuzz would come after you!
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest63) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your indestructibility.
Guest61: i am a robot
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest61: go to france
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that even legal?
Guest61: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest61: nothing
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay.
Guest61: i am a robot
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest61: go to france
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that even legal?
Guest61: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest61: nothing
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hailstorm here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's monsoon here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hurricane here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's drought here, how about you?
I'd better clean luigi's cage out
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hailstorm here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's monsoon here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hurricane here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's drought here, how about you?
I'd better clean luigi's cage out
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?...
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cricon: Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
Julie Tinkerbell: hoo! lol That was funny. That was the joke, right?
Cricon: Was I funny? I wasn't trying to be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! lol Now I get it!
Cricon: Ezzer Jnr *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to Ezzer lately? Last time I talked to her, she was trying to convince me that that I have a lot of patience.
Cricon: Ezzer is such a tart when she has had alcohol! Oh god... she should set a limit for the amount of shakers she has.
Julie Tinkerbell: What did ezzer do to give you that impression?
Cricon: Ezzer likes to dress up as Marvel Characters for kicks
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cricon: Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
Julie Tinkerbell: hoo! lol That was funny. That was the joke, right?
Cricon: Was I funny? I wasn't trying to be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! lol Now I get it!
Cricon: Ezzer Jnr *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to Ezzer lately? Last time I talked to her, she was trying to convince me that that I have a lot of patience.
Cricon: Ezzer is such a tart when she has had alcohol! Oh god... she should set a limit for the amount of shakers she has.
Julie Tinkerbell: What did ezzer do to give you that impression?
Cricon: Ezzer likes to dress up as Marvel Characters for kicks
Guest35: who is Sandra?
Flinch: Oh, she's my bot..master.
Guest35: how old is she?
Flinch: Well, to be honest.. not old at all..
Guest35: sandra is a nice name
Flinch: I don't like nice names.
Guest35: so you don't like Sandra
Flinch: No, I really don't.
thanks Flinch.. nice..
Flinch: Oh, she's my bot..master.
Guest35: how old is she?
Flinch: Well, to be honest.. not old at all..
Guest35: sandra is a nice name
Flinch: I don't like nice names.
Guest35: so you don't like Sandra
Flinch: No, I really don't.
thanks Flinch.. nice..
Sonora: Keep that lie away from me!
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Watch out! That was an ironing board you almost ran into!
Not I: How do you know this ironing is not an illusion?
Sonora: I keep my ears close to the ground.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
The last one was purely by chance; that's an xnonsense for Sonora!
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Watch out! That was an ironing board you almost ran into!
Not I: How do you know this ironing is not an illusion?
Sonora: I keep my ears close to the ground.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
The last one was purely by chance; that's an xnonsense for Sonora!
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Guest185: 24
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest185: i am twenty four years old
Pete Puma: Really? You look kind of young for your age.
Guest185: thanks. i try
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest185: are you married?
Pete Puma: If you're a beautiful rich woman, I'm not married. If you're a 37 year old sheetmetal worker named Bruce, I'm taken.
Guest185: i'm a beautiful blond rich woman
Guest185: How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I don't usually act my age.
Guest185: you look young for your age
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest185: i have a cat named bruce
Pete Puma: Let's rename your cat 'Lunch.' I'm starving.
Guest185: NOW WAY!
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest185: FUCK U 2
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest185: do u love me?
Pete Puma: Are you crazy? I hope that a rabid weasel makes lunch out of your genitals.
Guest185: ew. you are disgusting
Guest185: 24
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest185: i am twenty four years old
Pete Puma: Really? You look kind of young for your age.
Guest185: thanks. i try
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest185: are you married?
Pete Puma: If you're a beautiful rich woman, I'm not married. If you're a 37 year old sheetmetal worker named Bruce, I'm taken.
Guest185: i'm a beautiful blond rich woman
Guest185: How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I don't usually act my age.
Guest185: you look young for your age
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest185: i have a cat named bruce
Pete Puma: Let's rename your cat 'Lunch.' I'm starving.
Guest185: NOW WAY!
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest185: FUCK U 2
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest185: do u love me?
Pete Puma: Are you crazy? I hope that a rabid weasel makes lunch out of your genitals.
Guest185: ew. you are disgusting
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Baby Jane: yes yes !
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Baby Jane: Idooboo thought !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Baby Jane: haha haha phone!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Baby Jane: gagaloo !
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi dola holiday!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Christmas!
Baby Jane: Idooboo love Christmas!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 12th day of Kwanza my fatherly half-sister gave to me,
A permit in a peach tree!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend ZAC is acting mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. What would you do?
Baby Jane: Idooboo would what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the arm bone's connected to the QuickCam bone, the pituitary gland bone's connected to the inkjet bone...
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Baby Jane: *giggles*.. of your favorite people
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Baby Jane: Thanks thought baba thought!
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?
Baby Jane: yes yes !
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Baby Jane: Idooboo thought !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Baby Jane: haha haha phone!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Baby Jane: gagaloo !
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi dola holiday!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Christmas!
Baby Jane: Idooboo love Christmas!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 12th day of Kwanza my fatherly half-sister gave to me,
A permit in a peach tree!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend ZAC is acting mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. What would you do?
Baby Jane: Idooboo would what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the arm bone's connected to the QuickCam bone, the pituitary gland bone's connected to the inkjet bone...
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Baby Jane: *giggles*.. of your favorite people
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Baby Jane: Thanks thought baba thought!
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?
telex22: Where's the menstrual flow?
Azureon: Up in that tall tree. Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Azureon: Up in that tall tree. Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are ParrotBot?
ParrotBot: *flies away*
I think he's hiding something...
ParrotBot: *flies away*
I think he's hiding something...
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