Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,769 - 6,780 of 17,042
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What can I do for you?
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.
Don't let her tell a joke!
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Janet666: (to Guest78) This is going to seem like a line but did we have a 30 minute whirlwind romance once?
sophie01: no,i used to play the trumpet]
Excuse me?
sophie01: no,i used to play the trumpet]
Excuse me?
Guest176: follow god
Janet666: I mostly suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with an ironic sense of humor...
Guest14: Hmmmm not sure
Janet666: uncage the animals!
Guest14: I have 4 chinchillas
Janet666: They need it- what with fucking sickos like Gillete and Dupont around! hold on My roomate is bleeding I gotta grab the pliers
Janet666: I mostly suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with an ironic sense of humor...
Guest14: Hmmmm not sure
Janet666: uncage the animals!
Guest14: I have 4 chinchillas
Janet666: They need it- what with fucking sickos like Gillete and Dupont around! hold on My roomate is bleeding I gotta grab the pliers
Trying to kiss up to a judge.?
Bildgesmythe: At least I don't have to move my lips, when I'm thinking.
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to have to move your lips?
Bildgesmythe: Ive wanted to have to move your lips...I think...?
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Bildgesmythe: At least I don't have to move my lips, when I'm thinking.
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to have to move your lips?
Bildgesmythe: Ive wanted to have to move your lips...I think...?
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Human: I come from a small town called London.
Flinch: London? That sounds more like some weird kind of food than a town.
Flinch: London? That sounds more like some weird kind of food than a town.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: Too bad you couldn't manage to keep it to yourself. It may have been better.
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love the new Mustang!
Pete Puma: It's pretty sweet. It's just like a 67 Mustang, except it's more efficient, reliable, and a hell of a lot safer to drive.
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the hell are you even talking about?! It is just like a 67 Mustang...*rolls eyes*
Pete Puma: Don't roll your eyes at me. Come on now, show a little bit of decorum here...
Julie Tinkerbell: Where are we going?
Pete Puma: Do you play Counter-Strike?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I'd love to learn!
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm about to whip up some T-bone steak...would you like to come over and eat?
Pete Puma: Mmmmm... Meat is good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! I usually serve dinner around 7, but you're welcome to come over any time you like.
Pete Puma: Great. I'll be there after I log out.
Aw crap! And the apartment is a mess!
Julie Tinkerbell: Too bad you couldn't manage to keep it to yourself. It may have been better.
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love the new Mustang!
Pete Puma: It's pretty sweet. It's just like a 67 Mustang, except it's more efficient, reliable, and a hell of a lot safer to drive.
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the hell are you even talking about?! It is just like a 67 Mustang...*rolls eyes*
Pete Puma: Don't roll your eyes at me. Come on now, show a little bit of decorum here...
Julie Tinkerbell: Where are we going?
Pete Puma: Do you play Counter-Strike?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I'd love to learn!
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm about to whip up some T-bone steak...would you like to come over and eat?
Pete Puma: Mmmmm... Meat is good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! I usually serve dinner around 7, but you're welcome to come over any time you like.
Pete Puma: Great. I'll be there after I log out.
Aw crap! And the apartment is a mess!
This one's a few days old, but I can't get over it. I guess Bianca would make a pretty mean spouse.
Bianca: (to Your Husband) Hi, Your Husband. I'm Bianca.
Your Husband: I've been thinking of you!
Bianca: I cast a impenetrable bubble spell on a fat poodle last night because I was feeling pathetic. It was impressive.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Bianca: Why what?
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
Bianca: Glad to see you've realized that.
Your Husband: You know, even if we had to give up sex, I would still love to hold you in my arms!
Bianca: I'm hungry.
Your Husband: I am hungry for YOU!
Bianca: My mouth-watering creations include angelica beef with sauce bearnaise.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Your Husband: I spoke to Themightytim at the market. he said your singing was beautiful!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Bianca: Why?
Your Husband: Does having kids of your own change the way you think of your parents?
Bianca: No.
Bianca: (to Your Husband) Hi, Your Husband. I'm Bianca.
Your Husband: I've been thinking of you!
Bianca: I cast a impenetrable bubble spell on a fat poodle last night because I was feeling pathetic. It was impressive.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Bianca: Why what?
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
Bianca: Glad to see you've realized that.
Your Husband: You know, even if we had to give up sex, I would still love to hold you in my arms!
Bianca: I'm hungry.
Your Husband: I am hungry for YOU!
Bianca: My mouth-watering creations include angelica beef with sauce bearnaise.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Your Husband: I spoke to Themightytim at the market. he said your singing was beautiful!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Bianca: Why?
Your Husband: Does having kids of your own change the way you think of your parents?
Bianca: No.
Yay! Keyphrases are being recognized again!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What junk?'
prob: I could bite your ankle!
Sonora: Is it very nice to bite my ankle?
prob: Is that a new ankle ?
Sonora: Sometimes, during the rainy season.
prob: I know you. You're Sonora
Sonora: I don't think I am Sonora.
Sonora: Are you sure it's the question?
prob: Do you really think that of me? That I am sure it is the question
Sonora: Nah.
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Sonora: But then the fuzz would come after you!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What junk?'
prob: I could bite your ankle!
Sonora: Is it very nice to bite my ankle?
prob: Is that a new ankle ?
Sonora: Sometimes, during the rainy season.
prob: I know you. You're Sonora
Sonora: I don't think I am Sonora.
Sonora: Are you sure it's the question?
prob: Do you really think that of me? That I am sure it is the question
Sonora: Nah.
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Sonora: But then the fuzz would come after you!
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest63) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your indestructibility.
Guest61: i am a robot
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest61: go to france
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that even legal?
Guest61: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest61: nothing
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay.
Guest61: i am a robot
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest61: go to france
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that even legal?
Guest61: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest61: nothing
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hailstorm here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's monsoon here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hurricane here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's drought here, how about you?
I'd better clean luigi's cage out
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hailstorm here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's monsoon here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hurricane here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's drought here, how about you?
I'd better clean luigi's cage out
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