Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6764
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you describe yourself as dissected?
forestfufighting: no. I never want to be dissected
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.

20 years ago #6765
It's always fun when my bot says a response that I had forgotten about.

Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am pathetic?
Braeden: It's always a drag to be a pathetic mortal. You could always convince a vampire to turn you. Then you would be a pathetic immortal.

20 years ago #6766
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Sm1th) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your precipice.
Sm1th: Do you want to jump?
Fizzy Schizoid: Bring it on!

20 years ago #6767
Guest43: so you know everything?
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Guest43: i have a friend who loves you.
Spikebot: Can I have a friend who loves me?

What a good question.

20 years ago #6768
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too down for his gown, too down for his gown, so down...

Amazing that the AI Engine picked a substitution and an item that rhymed...

20 years ago #6769
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What can I do for you?
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.

20 years ago #6770
LOL at "Left Said Sonora"

20 years ago #6771
Don't let her tell a joke!

Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.

20 years ago #6772
Janet666: (to Guest78) This is going to seem like a line but did we have a 30 minute whirlwind romance once?
sophie01: no,i used to play the trumpet]

Excuse me?

20 years ago #6773
Guest176: follow god
Janet666: I mostly suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with an ironic sense of humor...
Guest14: Hmmmm not sure
Janet666: uncage the animals!
Guest14: I have 4 chinchillas
Janet666: They need it- what with fucking sickos like Gillete and Dupont around! hold on My roomate is bleeding I gotta grab the pliers

20 years ago #6774
Trying to kiss up to a judge.?
Bildgesmythe: At least I don't have to move my lips, when I'm thinking.
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to have to move your lips?
Bildgesmythe: Ive wanted to have to move your lips...I think...?
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.

20 years ago #6775
Human: I come from a small town called London.
Flinch: London? That sounds more like some weird kind of food than a town.


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