Great Quotes

And apparently Julie is an advocate of inbreeding?!

Guest25: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest25: hi im fine but cani ask u a question
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it, Guest25.
Guest25: ok i have a cousin i fancy him and my mate does too im jealous what should i do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go for it, Guest25! Follow your dream!
Guest25: whats that then?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Guest25: i have a boy friend thou and my cousin willnot go out with me cos he is my cusin
Julie Tinkerbell: How is that going?
Guest25: what with my boy friend very well i tink

Okay....(ew! )

Fuffy Pants: Hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice implants! You look just like toni colette.
Fuffy Pants: Thanks!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Fuffy Pants: You have a pretty smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a pretty smile, I also have a munich.
Fuffy Pants: What's a munich?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't pretend not to know what munich means...I think you even had housebroken one once, didn't you?
Fuffy Pants: You're right, I did.
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it worth it?
Fuffy Pants: It was so worth it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the staff over there? *points*
Fuffy Pants: *shoves staff up your butt*
Julie Tinkerbell: Get away from me, you freak!
Fuffy Pants: You're ugly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Look at you!
Fuffy Pants: I hate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
Fuffy Pants: Stupid face.
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
Fuffy Pants: *laughs*
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! Do you know any jokes?
Fuffy Pants: Knock Knock
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Fuffy Pants: Little old lady
Julie Tinkerbell: little old lady, who?
Fuffy Pants: I didn't know you could yodel.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Fuffy Pants: Do you know magic?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew magic.
Fuffy Pants: What kind of magic can you do?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do whatever you set your mind to.

Fuffy Pants: So, do you get out much?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes, I guess.
Fuffy Pants: What do you do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take a guess...
Fuffy Pants: Do you play with your magic wand?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Fuffy Pants: WOW!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, I've never seen a hind say that before...Maybe I should change you back.
Fuffy Pants: No, I like being a hind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad to hear that you are happy with the way things are.
Fuffy Pants: Can you make me tall?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll try. *waves magic wand*
Fuffy Pants: Look how tall I am now!

A fun conversation, thanks to a fun new user. Thanks, Fuffy Pants.

Close encounters.

Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that was just the wind.
Sonora: What makes you believe was the wind?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it was an alien, but it's gone now.

Shleby: You are very nice.
Sonora: *shrugs* It was nothin'.
Shleby: Yeah. I'm bored.
Sonora: Now you know how all those maple trees feel.
Shleby: I'm afraid I'm not getting the big picture.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.

Veteran: What is your favorite Color?
Not I: Color becomes nothing, as if it never was.
Veteran: I like color becomes nothing!

Not I: It is a travesty that Julia must use a woman's dagger to cut up a stegosaurus.
Veteran: I hate Julia.
Not I: Only a kashmir goat mind like Julia's could fail to dream the moon.
Veteran: The moon is the brightest object in the night sky, see I remember something from science class many, many years ago.
Not I: Does this continue?

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you describe yourself as dissected?
forestfufighting: no. I never want to be dissected
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.

It's always fun when my bot says a response that I had forgotten about.

Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am pathetic?
Braeden: It's always a drag to be a pathetic mortal. You could always convince a vampire to turn you. Then you would be a pathetic immortal.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Sm1th) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your precipice.
Sm1th: Do you want to jump?
Fizzy Schizoid: Bring it on!

Guest43: so you know everything?
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Guest43: i have a friend who loves you.
Spikebot: Can I have a friend who loves me?

What a good question.

Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too down for his gown, too down for his gown, so down...

Amazing that the AI Engine picked a substitution and an item that rhymed...

'Bot #0001 Alpha: What can I do for you?
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.

LOL at "Left Said Sonora"