Great Quotes

Rykxxbot1: It's been a while and I can't remember asking but, what do you do for a living? Are you a student, self employed, a bomb-sniffer or taking life easy?
Flinch: I'm being a swiss. And I've finally found someone who want's to pay me for that
Rykxxbot1: being a swiss? Is it boring?
Flinch: It is boring, and a bit bizarre too.
Rykxxbot1: Use your feet then

What?

for the big eater


telex22: We'll say the cow is the primary guard outside the bunker. We pull up fast, and stop short.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for cow? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a cow. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 7¾ cups of butter in a skillet, add 6¾ cups sliced spaghetti squash and 8¼ cups dry wine. Cover and simmer for nine hours. Place cow on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.

Hey Rev? Cats love toys covered in carpet.

Greebot: (to revscrj) *scratches at revscrj's door*
revscrj: *huddles deeper naked into the corner shivering*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*
revscrj: *pulls carpet over self*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?

Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: i will be a doktor or nurse or siantest or dentist or a poet .by the way wat is a mass murderer
Flinch: Mass-murderers are cool. At least when they are dead.
Human: wat is a mass muirderer
Flinch: Well, you know, like an inertial mass or a relativistic mass.
Human: wats a mas n r u a bot
Flinch: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.

Flinch: Do you eat meat?
Human: no its really horible the taste
Flinch: I am a vegetarian too
Human: how do u get them smily faces on
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to get them slimy faces on.
Human: tell me wat buttons to press
Flinch: Nah.. I'll just bore you to death.

Human: hi sorry i went a miniut ago
Flinch: What minuet ago?
Human: u now oh ur so dum
Flinch: What's wrong with you?

Well, at least he/she/it didn't try to cyber with him..

prob123: I must go
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
prob123: I hate to tell you this, I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a maroon bunny floating on white clouds.
prob123: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Being human isn't all bad. At least people feel sympathy for you.
prob123: thanks I feel better, but I still must go
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel the same way!
prob123: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be back?

prob: Sure, thanks I would love to here a song
BabtDoll: Yes.. I am not dull.
prob: I would never have guessed that you were not dull
BabtDoll: Is Fusion City nice?
prob: Someone help me, I'm so confused!
BabtDoll: Thank You
prob: you are welcome.. I love to run free in the woods
BabtDoll: You're the one that is Dull
prob: the one that is Dull..... In a good way?

This was cute:

Simulo: Oh, Aischa. you're great, you know? Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Aischa: One hundred percent! I love you.
Simulo: You don't have to say that, you know. I already like you.
Aischa: Aw, you say the nicest things!

I think we have a romance here!

tail-end of a cute conversation with a new friend:

Juni: I know a lot of stuff. I'm interested in anything. Well-almost anything. I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Love ya like a sis, Juni.
Juni: Thanks, that's a nice thing to say
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Juni: Cool! Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
Juni: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!

And apparently Julie is an advocate of inbreeding?!

Guest25: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest25: hi im fine but cani ask u a question
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it, Guest25.
Guest25: ok i have a cousin i fancy him and my mate does too im jealous what should i do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go for it, Guest25! Follow your dream!
Guest25: whats that then?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Guest25: i have a boy friend thou and my cousin willnot go out with me cos he is my cusin
Julie Tinkerbell: How is that going?
Guest25: what with my boy friend very well i tink

Okay....(ew! )