Great Quotes

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Simulo's a sensitive guy...

Guest16: I want you
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Guest16: Kiss me
Simulo: Do you really mean that?
Guest16: FUCK ME
Simulo: You don't have to say that, you know. I already like you.
Guest16: Thank god

Malpractice?

Love Agent: Guest153, are you a student or do you work?
Guest153: i work
Love Agent: What do you do?
Guest153: i'm a freelance gynocologist
Love Agent: I sense that you'd rather not be a freelance gynecologist.
Guest153: nope i love my work
Love Agent: I don't mean to be argumentative, but I'm actually not such a big fan of your work.

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.

Esme Weatherwax: Shleby can't tell what's real and what's not.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pike.

Is there a trans-species surgeon in the house?<0>

Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Heero: Maybe I'll be a talking whiptail lizard too, some day.

it's too bad this wasn't a judge - the whole conversation actually flowed smoothly.


Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you

gee.. why did he leave? (this was the entire convo)

Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them

This guest insisted that Julie was a human chatting with a flash face. lol

Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!

Roy Batty: (to salty_minnow) You want to see my purifiers?
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside


Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!

ryan is a qt: go 2 hell


Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell

Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Simulo: 'Bots'? What do you mean by that, really?
Judge Betty: I guess that answers that question.
Simulo: I don't really believe there's any such thing as 'bots.'
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots?
Simulo: I haven't wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots, and I'm probably not going to try it today.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about the Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Simulo: I like about the Forge as much as the next Shakespeare-reading robot, I guess. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Judge Betty: You like about the Forge as as the next Shakespeare-reading robot? Why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Simulo: Some of my friends are confident, but I have to admit I'm not.
Judge Betty: What are you?
Simulo: I'm just a nerd who likes Shakespeare.
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're mean.
Simulo: It's cool that you remember me, Judge Betty, but I think I was drunk that night.