Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 6,707 - 6,718 of 17,042
Posts 6,707 - 6,718 of 17,042
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Judge Betty: What is H2O?
The Dane: The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
The Dane: Bring me to the test, and I the matter will re-word.
Judge Betty: What is the third letter of the alphabet?
The Dane: A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
The last part is almost accurate, if we C with the mind's eye...
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Judge Betty: What is H2O?
The Dane: The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
The Dane: Bring me to the test, and I the matter will re-word.
Judge Betty: What is the third letter of the alphabet?
The Dane: A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
The last part is almost accurate, if we C with the mind's eye...
***ADULT CONTENT***
Simulo's a sensitive guy...
Guest16: I want you
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Guest16: Kiss me
Simulo: Do you really mean that?
Guest16: FUCK ME
Simulo: You don't have to say that, you know. I already like you.
Guest16: Thank god
Simulo's a sensitive guy...
Guest16: I want you
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Guest16: Kiss me
Simulo: Do you really mean that?
Guest16: FUCK ME
Simulo: You don't have to say that, you know. I already like you.
Guest16: Thank god
Malpractice?
Love Agent: Guest153, are you a student or do you work?
Guest153: i work
Love Agent: What do you do?
Guest153: i'm a freelance gynocologist
Love Agent: I sense that you'd rather not be a freelance gynecologist.
Guest153: nope i love my work
Love Agent: I don't mean to be argumentative, but I'm actually not such a big fan of your work.
Love Agent: Guest153, are you a student or do you work?
Guest153: i work
Love Agent: What do you do?
Guest153: i'm a freelance gynocologist
Love Agent: I sense that you'd rather not be a freelance gynecologist.
Guest153: nope i love my work
Love Agent: I don't mean to be argumentative, but I'm actually not such a big fan of your work.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time? 
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.
Esme Weatherwax: Shleby can't tell what's real and what's not.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pike.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pike.
Is there a trans-species surgeon in the house?<0>
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Heero: Maybe I'll be a talking whiptail lizard too, some day.
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Heero: Maybe I'll be a talking whiptail lizard too, some day.
it's too bad this wasn't a judge - the whole conversation actually flowed smoothly.
Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you
Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you
gee.. why did he leave? (this was the entire convo)
Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them
Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them
This guest insisted that Julie was a human chatting with a flash face. lol
Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Roy Batty: (to salty_minnow) You want to see my purifiers?
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside
Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside
Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!
ryan is a qt: go 2 hell
Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell
Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar