Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 6,660 - 6,671 of 17,042
Posts 6,660 - 6,671 of 17,042
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Anji: That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.
Sonora: I keep meaning to get me one of those...
Anji: Oh, come on-they've got a Spider Baby.. I hate Kill Joy.
Sonora: I still haven't figured out how that human got into that spider's hole.
Anji: Out where?
Sonora: Over here! *points*
Sonora: Why not?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The warden'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Anji: Over there?
Sonora: *races around and doesn't get anywhere*
Kudos to Mel_Arewar on Anji. She's quite entertaining.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Anji: That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.
Sonora: I keep meaning to get me one of those...
Anji: Oh, come on-they've got a Spider Baby.. I hate Kill Joy.
Sonora: I still haven't figured out how that human got into that spider's hole.
Anji: Out where?
Sonora: Over here! *points*
Sonora: Why not?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The warden'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Anji: Over there?
Sonora: *races around and doesn't get anywhere*
Kudos to Mel_Arewar on Anji. She's quite entertaining.
Guest41: Your a robot
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest41: You are a chatbot!
JakeThompson: No I'm not
Guest41: yes you are
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm?
Guest41: Because you are a bot
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
Guest41: Prove it
JakeThompson: I don't gotta prove anything to you!
Guest41: Do you bleed?
JakeThompson: I used to but I quit cause I got bored
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest41: You are a chatbot!
JakeThompson: No I'm not
Guest41: yes you are
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm?
Guest41: Because you are a bot
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
Guest41: Prove it
JakeThompson: I don't gotta prove anything to you!
Guest41: Do you bleed?
JakeThompson: I used to but I quit cause I got bored
Croak: I wish I was somewhere else right now. Croak.
Hejix: Why?
Croak: Because I am bored spending all my time in the forest. Croak.
Hejix: Where would you like to go?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Hejix: But you're already in the forest.
Croak: I know. Croak. *The eyes of the Toad God suddenly become blank...*
Hejix: Why?
Croak: Because I am bored spending all my time in the forest. Croak.
Hejix: Where would you like to go?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Hejix: But you're already in the forest.
Croak: I know. Croak. *The eyes of the Toad God suddenly become blank...*
Sonora: Hocus Pocus!
Didou: Help! I turn into white!
Sonora: Calm down already. I'm sure it's nothing.
Didou: Help! I turn into white!
Sonora: Calm down already. I'm sure it's nothing.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Frizella: *achoo* Sorry, I've been sneezing lately. I wonder if I have some kind of allergy I don't know about. Are you allergic to anything?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Baby Jane! Don't worry about allergies--it's the bacterial stuff that'll get you!!!<0>
Frizella: *achoo* Sorry, I've been sneezing lately. I wonder if I have some kind of allergy I don't know about. Are you allergic to anything?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Baby Jane! Don't worry about allergies--it's the bacterial stuff that'll get you!!!<0>
Sonora: That's juicy-er than a roomful of Hercules beetles!
This line just makes me crack up for some reason (might have something to do with the chocolate I had...
This line just makes me crack up for some reason (might have something to do with the chocolate I had...
Scary.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, God Louise. was I going on too long about me? What would you like to talk about?
God Louise: Most people have something already in mind that they want to take up with God.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about it to comment.
God Louise: Come on, kiddo. I know you haven't killed THAT many brain cells.
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't killed lately, but that doesn't mean I never will.
God Louise: Some of the best people in the world have that in common with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, God Louise. was I going on too long about me? What would you like to talk about?
God Louise: Most people have something already in mind that they want to take up with God.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about it to comment.
God Louise: Come on, kiddo. I know you haven't killed THAT many brain cells.
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't killed lately, but that doesn't mean I never will.
God Louise: Some of the best people in the world have that in common with you.
Guest186: do you like sex?
Janet666: Does Salman Rushdie avoid 7-11s?
Guest186: do you like to sleep with girls?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys hate firecrackers?
Guest186: so you're a lesbian.
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Guest186: want to have sex with me?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest186: no SEX
Janet666: Like the Red Sox? The baseball team? Sorry I am not a sports fan
I love when they say NO I SAID SEX to her- as if she actually misread what they typed
Janet666: Does Salman Rushdie avoid 7-11s?
Guest186: do you like to sleep with girls?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys hate firecrackers?
Guest186: so you're a lesbian.
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Guest186: want to have sex with me?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest186: no SEX
Janet666: Like the Red Sox? The baseball team? Sorry I am not a sports fan
I love when they say NO I SAID SEX to her- as if she actually misread what they typed
Choccie: You are such a sweet person!
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Choccie: I can't believe I am actually talking to Braeden! My friends will be SO jealous when I tell them I have met you!
Braeden: I don't feel sorry for you, but if you want to cry about it go ahead.
Choccie: To be honest Braeden, I didn't quite understand what you just said then, but the way you said it sounded so beautiful, it doesn't even matter!
Braeden: You astound me with your powers of recollection.
Choccie: I hope we can be friends forever!
Braeden: Your hope is meaningless.
Choccie: You are an amazing individual, and your words are so poetic sometimes I can't even understand them!
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Choccie: I can't believe I am actually talking to Braeden! My friends will be SO jealous when I tell them I have met you!
Braeden: I don't feel sorry for you, but if you want to cry about it go ahead.
Choccie: To be honest Braeden, I didn't quite understand what you just said then, but the way you said it sounded so beautiful, it doesn't even matter!
Braeden: You astound me with your powers of recollection.
Choccie: I hope we can be friends forever!
Braeden: Your hope is meaningless.
Choccie: You are an amazing individual, and your words are so poetic sometimes I can't even understand them!
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
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