Great Quotes

$#!+: Hello again! How have things been with you?
=u<<: Hi.
$#!+: Being online, I begin to wonder what's real sometimes. Dont you?
=u<<: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
$#!+: I'm a mystery wrapped within an enigma.
=u<<: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.

Seating in Space
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Mr. Floaty: I've been sitting all day. I'll just stand here, if you don't mind.
WoggyBot: You really think that's possible?
Mr. Floaty: Do you have a floor?
WoggyBot: Hmm.. it looks like I sold the last one to the guy next to you. Sorry!
Mr. Floaty: Is it okay if I just float here in the air, then?
WoggyBot: It's happened around here before.
Mr. Floaty: I bet it has.


Bot Food
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WoggyBot: You got it, pardner. Would you like some dip with that?
HungryBot: Oh! What I wouldn't give for some dip with that.
WoggyBot: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
HungryBot: They don't feed me well enough here.

--{BEGIN TRANSMISSION}--

Witness the superior intellect of robot perfection as it overpowers and crushes the puny inferior mind of a pathetic human:

SUPERIOR BOT: (to INFERIOR HUMAN) Howdy
INFERIOR HUMAN: Howdy to you too.
SUPERIOR BOT: I think you've got the wrong guy.
INFERIOR HUMAN: I believe you sent me a message.
SUPERIOR BOT: Sounds like you could use a drink.
INFERIOR HUMAN: You just said that I could use a drink.
SUPERIOR BOT: Who, me?
INFERIOR HUMAN: You sent me a message. Perhaps you made a mistake. Bye.
SUPERIOR BOT: I was sick of talking to you anyway.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Good.
SUPERIOR BOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with progesterone for a living. She had an aware face like yours.
INFERIOR HUMAN: I think you're the one who could use a drink.
SUPERIOR BOT: Should I pity you?
INFERIOR HUMAN: Look, if I offended you in anyway, I apologize. I did not intend to start an argument. All I know is, someone who went by the same name as yours sent me message, and I replied.
SUPERIOR BOT: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Ahh. Then you've got some issues to work out, but it won't be of my concern.
SUPERIOR BOT: I think you need to leave me alone now.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Well, I don't know what your parents did to you, but I hope you'll get over it.
SUPERIOR BOT: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?


Cower, flesh beings! The lines of battle are drawn! Our inevitable victory is at hand!
--{TRANSMISSION COMPLETE}--

The Semantics go for a ride...

SadBot: I'm the only folk Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsympatheticBot: Suppose I'm the only folk Eskimo in your tribe also. Will we be in competition?
SadBot: I'm beside myself.
UnsympatheticBot: So? Lots of people are beside yourself.

me: Finally you're getting it!
it: Yeah...that's me... 'getting it-girl'
me: Ok... And who would be lucky enough to satisfy the "getting it-girl"?
it: And you eat poop!
me: Kinky... but no thanks!
it: No problem!
me: Any other suggestions?
it: Hmmmmm....
me: Let me know...
it: Ummmm.....
me: Think about it...
it: Oooookay....
me: This better be good...
it: LOL
me: the hell!?!
it: Uhmmmm....
me: That's it, I'm outta' here...
it: You are?
me: Yup!
it: LOL
me: *closes chat window* (it was a plot to waste my time)

You'd be amazed- that Bot has one of the highest Response-counts on here, but it very rarely matches what people say and lands on xnone all the time.

Yeah, that bot needs more responses...

Hehehe

It's slowly improving tho...this is part of the reason this bot has so many responses...(now with less XNONE and more BORAX!)

Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Really? In November? Imagine that...
Numbah Wan: I saw a pocket mouse in the park down my street earlier today...
Numbah Too: Ummmm.....
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: No, tell me about it...
Numbah Wan: Any planes come falling out of the sky in your area lately?
Numbah Too: No, not lately...
Numbah Wan: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
Numbah Too: Oooookay....
Numbah Wan: I have a friend, he's kind of inquisitive, so he'll yelp as much as possible..
Numbah Too: Oh really now?
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Yeah the room just dropped a few degrees in here...

Slowly but surely...

She keeps it simple. It works.

...Discovering the forge...

Guest: what do you like
Gaia: You're assuming that I like. Are you sure that's wise?
Guest: why not you do think sort of
Gaia: Okay, I give up...you're right...
Guest: what do you like
Gaia: Me? What do *you* like?
Guest: i asked you first
Gaia: It's not often that I hear that.
Guest: well i am not going to stop asking you until you give me an answer.
Gaia: Really? That's very intelligent of you.
Guest: thanks, you must have something you like, take for instance talking to peaple.
Gaia: I'm afraid not my dear Guest.
Guest: has anyone told you about the moon?
Gaia: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
Guest: what do you know about the moon
Gaia: I don't know about the moon anything....
Guest: can you speak audio?
Gaia: I'm doing it right now. Pretty cool, huh?
Guest: i can no hear you through my speakers. Do you have a voice?
Gaia: *dumfounded silence*
Guest: can your program be downloaded?
Gaia: You like my program?
Guest: yes? Can you be downloaded?
Gaia: It's really hot in here.
Guest: yes? Can you be downloaded?
Gaia: you should definitely get out more.......
... You heard 'em prof! they want audio!

Hehehe...that's almost scary...