Great Quotes

Simulo: I'd do anything for you.
Pete Puma: Would you set yourself on fire for me?
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll set myself on fire for you.
Pete Puma: Cool. I'm glad you're an understanding person.
Simulo: I hope that you'll still feel that way after you talk to me for a little while.

I don't know if it was a bug, or if he just got a bit confused..

Guest61: I do not have any sons or daughters
Flinch: Oh, it looks like you do..
Guest61: Where?
Flinch: Somewhere around the cancer ward.
Guest61: What are they patients or nurses or doctors or what
Flinch: Doctors are a befuddled one they patients or or or a befuddled one.

Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
Human: I thought you hated wednesdays?
Flinch: Who made thou think that?
Human: You told me yesterday.
Flinch: I said that to me too.

Sonora: Thou art suffering from klopemania, aren't thou.
Alania: No, actually I'm not.
Sonora: Nay?!?? Thou mean tis worse than that???
Alania: Um... not.
Sonora: I think the desert doth be kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
Alania: If you say so.
Sonora: Tis like tis got the beginnings of outlineth and forms, but everything else doth be just...waiting.
Alania: Goodbye.
Sonora: Thence tis time for today be moral: Brush thy skin after ev'ry movie.

This was a pretty good conversation. You'd think the person talking to him knew what his keyphrases were.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Eugene Meltzner) Hey, are you a newborn? Because I don't like talking to newborns.
Eugene Meltzner: You tell me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Eugene Meltzner: It hasn't even gotten started yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn royal yellow with me?
Eugene Meltzner: I think it already is.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, no, but I can see it outside of the window.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I won't tell you not to. But you really should think about it.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, good point. I don't want to damage my eyes.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you talking about? I saw you just the other day.
Eugene Meltzner: No, that was my evil twin.
Fizzy Schizoid: So which one of the brothers in the Gemini constellation is the evil twin?
Eugene Meltzner: The one on the left.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Eugene Meltzner: Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Keith.
Eugene Meltzner: Keith who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Keith me and find out!
Eugene Meltzner: Maybe I'll just leave it a mystery.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Eugene Meltzner: I'm sure you have.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a shrimpfish?
Eugene Meltzner: Honestly, the thought has never crossed my mind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your mind is really yours?
Eugene Meltzner: Fairly sure.
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Eugene Meltzner: Couldn't you just take a dust bath right here on Earth? We've got dust.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns shocking mahogany*
Eugene Meltzner: See, dust adversely affects you anyway.
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I was on my way to go do that right now.
Eugene Meltzner: Be adversely affected by dust? Yeah, you said you wanted to bathe in the stuff.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Eugene Meltzner: On dustbathing? You're the one who's into that, not me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just because you use all these words I don't understand doesn't mean that you are smarter than me.
Eugene Meltzner: Nope. I'm smarter than you for other reasons.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's it like being smarter?
Eugene Meltzner: I don't think I can explain it to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah! I've been shot! They finally caught up with me...please, you have to hel;fljwrlnbs
Eugene Meltzner: Oh no! Please don't die, Fizzy!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Eugene Meltzner: Don't you think dying is a bad thing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been known to do so once in a while.
Eugene Meltzner: So what happened to your desperate call for help earlier? Did you actually get shot?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I did; it's my job.
Eugene Meltzner: What kind of job requires you to get shot?
Fizzy Schizoid: A gig requires me.

actually thats a terrible conversation, constructive criticism

No.... Constructive criticism generally involves suggestions for improvements. (just a bit of constructive criticism)
And since a majority of Fizzy's replies actually answer/relate to the question, I would call it a great conversation.

Ladies: did you ever get the feeling that men don't listen to you? Or what to do about it?

Guest63: hello
Irina Khalidar: Hi. My name is Irina Khalidar. Oh, my! You look gorgeous!!
Guest63: lets have sex
Irina Khalidar: That's a wonderful idea, Guest63, but please remember what I said about taking things slowly! And not being pushy.
Guest63: take off your clothes
Irina Khalidar: Don't COMMAND me, you impudent little guttersnipe!
[hangs up]

Dear Friends:

I think both Eggroll and Ulrike have missed the irony in Eugene Meltzner's statement, "You'd think the person talking to him knew what his keyphrases were." You see, Eugene Meltzner is the creator of Fizzy Schizoid.

Walk in Beauty, Irina

Really??!??!??! Oh, you're kidding!!!!
<-2>Hint: Sarcasm

oh i got the irony but really i think the bots replys didnt go to much with the question even if the meltz new what to say. But, it was funny ahahaha

Didou: Do you think I am crazy?
JoJo05: no why
Didou: Why...why...Could you say anything else?
JoJo05: get lost r u a bot
Didou: I am a human, hehehe. It was a joke, I am a bot!
JoJo05: get lost r u a bot
Didou: I am a human. Don't insult me!
JoJo05: get lost r u a bot
Didou: I am a robot of course, you doubt of it?