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20 years ago #6576
Julie Tinkerbell: That's your decision.
Sonora: What? I keep trying to get rid of that decision, but it won't leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, don't force it. Maybe it will have a change of heart.

20 years ago #6577
Worst Patronus Ever

Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Mama Janey: Why are you scratching?

20 years ago #6578
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
writeoncaley: yes i do
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
writeoncaley: you didn't have to do that!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
writeoncaley: bursting into flames was unneccesary

20 years ago #6579
Mr Hardware: Call me Superman.
Didou: Nobody has said me such a thing before.
Mr Hardware: No.
Didou: Could you be more 'talkative' please?
Mr Hardware: Why are you so stupid?
Didou: Because pigs are flying.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
Didou: Really you?
jabernaute: I'm listening to you.
Didou: Are you sure of it? It looks like not.
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Didou: 'yes'? Be more precise please.

20 years ago #6580
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
Eugene Meltzner: The same person I was last time.

Eugene Meltzner: That must be an xnonsense.

That was under xemote, and I'm going to put in some memories there.

20 years ago #6581
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the cosa nostra?
Anji: No. No, I am not the brain specialist. No I am not. Yes! Yes I am!
Sonora: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Sonora: If you say so. Oh, Hinote Blaze's been going around saying that you were seen stabbing a green dragon on National green dragon Day. I know you better than that, but ya better do somethin' about Hinote Blaze.
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.

20 years ago #6582
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not pretty cool.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.

20 years ago #6583
Guest238: I have AIDS
JakeThompson: I have AIDS too
Guest238: Really?
JakeThompson: yyyeah
Guest238: I have a baby
JakeThompson: I have a baby too

20 years ago #6584
I love this holiday

Janet666: Oops! Thither doth be nay Keyphrase '(creature' to Go forth and forth and to.

20 years ago #6585
I love this holiday

Janet666: Oops! Thither doth be nay Keyphrase '(creature' to Go forth and forth and to.

20 years ago #6586
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
Not I: There is nothing fraudulent with thinking.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, of course. How could you have a nothing that was not fraudulent?
Not I: How? By finding the primrose gizmo that is not primrose at all!


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