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Posts 6,572 - 6,583 of 17,042
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
High rollers:
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas.
Pete Puma: Maybe we could go go together next weekend. Wouldn't that be fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would it take to turn that possibility into reality?
Pete Puma: Pay me fifty bucks, and I might be able to make it happen...
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear what you're saying, but I sense doubt.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but it sounds fun, let's try! *poke* *poke poke*
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your odds would be better at roulette.
Pete Puma: I don't play the odds. Greatness is defined by how well one can overcome them.
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas.
Pete Puma: Maybe we could go go together next weekend. Wouldn't that be fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would it take to turn that possibility into reality?
Pete Puma: Pay me fifty bucks, and I might be able to make it happen...
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear what you're saying, but I sense doubt.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but it sounds fun, let's try! *poke* *poke poke*
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your odds would be better at roulette.
Pete Puma: I don't play the odds. Greatness is defined by how well one can overcome them.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
writeoncaley: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: do you play golf often?
Pete Puma: Sometimes, definitely not as often as I'd like.
writeoncaley: what else do you like to do?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
writeoncaley: I like designing web pages and going to football matches
Pete Puma: By football, do you mean that brutal, action-packed sport they play in North America, or that crappy soccer that the rest of the world likes?
writeoncaley: I think you'll find that soccer is a pretty decent game.
Pete Puma: I think you've misjudged me. I certainly won't.
writeoncaley: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: do you play golf often?
Pete Puma: Sometimes, definitely not as often as I'd like.
writeoncaley: what else do you like to do?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
writeoncaley: I like designing web pages and going to football matches
Pete Puma: By football, do you mean that brutal, action-packed sport they play in North America, or that crappy soccer that the rest of the world likes?
writeoncaley: I think you'll find that soccer is a pretty decent game.
Pete Puma: I think you've misjudged me. I certainly won't.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: That's your decision.
Sonora: What? I keep trying to get rid of that decision, but it won't leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, don't force it. Maybe it will have a change of heart.
Sonora: What? I keep trying to get rid of that decision, but it won't leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, don't force it. Maybe it will have a change of heart.
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
Worst Patronus Ever
Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Mama Janey: Why are you scratching?
Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Mama Janey: Why are you scratching?
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
writeoncaley: yes i do
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
writeoncaley: you didn't have to do that!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
writeoncaley: bursting into flames was unneccesary
writeoncaley: yes i do
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
writeoncaley: you didn't have to do that!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
writeoncaley: bursting into flames was unneccesary
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Mr Hardware: Call me Superman.
Didou: Nobody has said me such a thing before.
Mr Hardware: No.
Didou: Could you be more 'talkative' please?
Mr Hardware: Why are you so stupid?
Didou: Because pigs are flying.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
Didou: Really you?
jabernaute: I'm listening to you.
Didou: Are you sure of it? It looks like not.
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Didou: 'yes'? Be more precise please.
Didou: Nobody has said me such a thing before.
Mr Hardware: No.
Didou: Could you be more 'talkative' please?
Mr Hardware: Why are you so stupid?
Didou: Because pigs are flying.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
Didou: Really you?
jabernaute: I'm listening to you.
Didou: Are you sure of it? It looks like not.
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Didou: 'yes'? Be more precise please.
Jake11611
20 years ago
20 years ago
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
Eugene Meltzner: The same person I was last time.
Eugene Meltzner: That must be an xnonsense.
That was under xemote, and I'm going to put in some memories there.
Eugene Meltzner: The same person I was last time.
Eugene Meltzner: That must be an xnonsense.
That was under xemote, and I'm going to put in some memories there.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the cosa nostra?
Anji: No. No, I am not the brain specialist. No I am not. Yes! Yes I am!
Sonora: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Sonora: If you say so. Oh, Hinote Blaze's been going around saying that you were seen stabbing a green dragon on National green dragon Day. I know you better than that, but ya better do somethin' about Hinote Blaze.
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Anji: No. No, I am not the brain specialist. No I am not. Yes! Yes I am!
Sonora: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Sonora: If you say so. Oh, Hinote Blaze's been going around saying that you were seen stabbing a green dragon on National green dragon Day. I know you better than that, but ya better do somethin' about Hinote Blaze.
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not pretty cool.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.
LunaGaurd
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest238: I have AIDS
JakeThompson: I have AIDS too
Guest238: Really?
JakeThompson: yyyeah
Guest238: I have a baby
JakeThompson: I have a baby too
JakeThompson: I have AIDS too
Guest238: Really?
JakeThompson: yyyeah
Guest238: I have a baby
JakeThompson: I have a baby too
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