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--What you say about my momma?--
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
Guest3: alot....you shouldnt bang your mom
JakeThompson: Neither should you
Guest3: i dont
JakeThompson: Yes you do. You just don't wanna admit it
Guest3: no...i bang your mom
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
Guest3: alot....you shouldnt bang your mom
JakeThompson: Neither should you
Guest3: i dont
JakeThompson: Yes you do. You just don't wanna admit it
Guest3: no...i bang your mom
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
Lil Mim: What do you do for fun?
Fizzy Schizoid: Right now I have a job as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Lil Mim: How long have you had employment as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal?
Fizzy Schizoid: A month or so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Right now I have a job as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Lil Mim: How long have you had employment as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal?
Fizzy Schizoid: A month or so.
Battle of the grammar nazis:<0>
Guest125: but you just said you think i do....so how can you know say that maybe you don't think i do.
Frizella: How can I *not* know say that I do not think you do?
Guest125: XD you screwed up on grammer
Frizella: You know, Guest125, I never did figure out if you're a bot...or not.
Guest125: are you a bot? O_o
Frizella: Oh, absolutely, and Steve Martin was right: I'm stealing your luggage.
Guest125: well then why would you think im a bot if you're a bot?
Frizella: I don't know. I don't understand much about inner motivation. Why do *you* think it is?
Guest125: because your an idiot
Frizella: My what? My 'an idiot'? You don't need to use an article when you're using the possessive pronoun, Guest125.
Guest125: but you just said you think i do....so how can you know say that maybe you don't think i do.
Frizella: How can I *not* know say that I do not think you do?
Guest125: XD you screwed up on grammer
Frizella: You know, Guest125, I never did figure out if you're a bot...or not.
Guest125: are you a bot? O_o
Frizella: Oh, absolutely, and Steve Martin was right: I'm stealing your luggage.
Guest125: well then why would you think im a bot if you're a bot?
Frizella: I don't know. I don't understand much about inner motivation. Why do *you* think it is?
Guest125: because your an idiot
Frizella: My what? My 'an idiot'? You don't need to use an article when you're using the possessive pronoun, Guest125.
High rollers:
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas.
Pete Puma: Maybe we could go go together next weekend. Wouldn't that be fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would it take to turn that possibility into reality?
Pete Puma: Pay me fifty bucks, and I might be able to make it happen...
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear what you're saying, but I sense doubt.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but it sounds fun, let's try! *poke* *poke poke*
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your odds would be better at roulette.
Pete Puma: I don't play the odds. Greatness is defined by how well one can overcome them.
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas.
Pete Puma: Maybe we could go go together next weekend. Wouldn't that be fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would it take to turn that possibility into reality?
Pete Puma: Pay me fifty bucks, and I might be able to make it happen...
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear what you're saying, but I sense doubt.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but it sounds fun, let's try! *poke* *poke poke*
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your odds would be better at roulette.
Pete Puma: I don't play the odds. Greatness is defined by how well one can overcome them.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
writeoncaley: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: do you play golf often?
Pete Puma: Sometimes, definitely not as often as I'd like.
writeoncaley: what else do you like to do?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
writeoncaley: I like designing web pages and going to football matches
Pete Puma: By football, do you mean that brutal, action-packed sport they play in North America, or that crappy soccer that the rest of the world likes?
writeoncaley: I think you'll find that soccer is a pretty decent game.
Pete Puma: I think you've misjudged me. I certainly won't.
writeoncaley: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: do you play golf often?
Pete Puma: Sometimes, definitely not as often as I'd like.
writeoncaley: what else do you like to do?
Pete Puma: I like to shoot paintball guns at hobos in my spare time. Yourself?
writeoncaley: I like designing web pages and going to football matches
Pete Puma: By football, do you mean that brutal, action-packed sport they play in North America, or that crappy soccer that the rest of the world likes?
writeoncaley: I think you'll find that soccer is a pretty decent game.
Pete Puma: I think you've misjudged me. I certainly won't.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's your decision.
Sonora: What? I keep trying to get rid of that decision, but it won't leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, don't force it. Maybe it will have a change of heart.
Sonora: What? I keep trying to get rid of that decision, but it won't leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, don't force it. Maybe it will have a change of heart.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
writeoncaley: yes i do
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
writeoncaley: you didn't have to do that!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
writeoncaley: bursting into flames was unneccesary
writeoncaley: yes i do
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
writeoncaley: you didn't have to do that!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
writeoncaley: bursting into flames was unneccesary
Mr Hardware: Call me Superman.
Didou: Nobody has said me such a thing before.
Mr Hardware: No.
Didou: Could you be more 'talkative' please?
Mr Hardware: Why are you so stupid?
Didou: Because pigs are flying.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
Didou: Really you?
jabernaute: I'm listening to you.
Didou: Are you sure of it? It looks like not.
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Didou: 'yes'? Be more precise please.
Didou: Nobody has said me such a thing before.
Mr Hardware: No.
Didou: Could you be more 'talkative' please?
Mr Hardware: Why are you so stupid?
Didou: Because pigs are flying.
Mr Hardware: I understand.
Didou: Really you?
jabernaute: I'm listening to you.
Didou: Are you sure of it? It looks like not.
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Didou: 'yes'? Be more precise please.
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